NNNOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T LAND AT NORMANDY YOU HAVE TO LAND AT PAS DE CALAIS YOU SAID YOU WOULD THAT'S CHEATING.
NNNOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T LAND AT NORMANDY YOU HAVE TO LAND AT PAS DE CALAIS YOU SAID YOU WOULD THAT'S CHEATING
>nooo it’s already winter, what do you mean our forces still haven’t ceased the oilfields in Caucasus?!
>Im not responsible for anything. I was just following orders
>NOOOOOO IT CAN'T BECOME WINTER THAT'S A CHEAT CODE IF THE WEATHER WERE WARMER WE WOULD STILL BE WINNING
>Steiner's assault will bring it under control
kek
>Why yes, I will give Himmler command of two Army groups, how did you know?
>NOOO you didn't win, my Holocaust was broken, I didn't want to fight this stupid war anyway, myeh myeh myeh!
>omg the roman empire was so cool!! let'sa make another one
>Did you just fuck that Jewish woman? Bro, you are RUINING our proud Germanic race! This is genocide!
I don’t think hitter soyjack posting will catch on pal.
was he the most soy leader of all time?
>I don’t think hitter soyjack posting will catch on pal.
>hello and welcome to the compiègne train carriage we busted out of your ww1 museum, if you would just go ahead and sign the second armistice at compiègne that'd be great
>oops my bad jaja
Do I bother with Stalin Soyak or will it be banned by his monkess?
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE NUKES THIS IS A WAR CRIME
>nooo stop you can't nuke us twice instead of invading that's cheating
stalin wont give you ban but pudin will
>No what do you mean by staying and fighitng? Who cares about telling about our troop movement to our French allies!
>for fucks sake i told you i'm not a trotskyite nooooo i'm innocent you can't just purge me!!!!!!!
>Why yes I did just lose four of my irreplaceable fleet carriers in a single battle how did you know
>WHAT THE FUCK BRITAIN AND FRANCE?? YOU CAN'T JUST INVADE SUEZ AND TRY TO RECOLONIZE THE MIDDLE-EAST!!!!!!!!
>*ends your empire*
Hitler was a virgin vegan soyboy with a very tiny dick
>What wildly inaccurate statements about WW2, clearly studied to make the nazis look like the bad guys. Read a book.
>WAAAAAAAAAAR CRIMES! WAR CRIMES! THE BRITS ARE EVIL! STOPPPPP BOMBING DRESDENNNNN PLEASE STOP AHHH THATS A WAR CRIME BRO PLEASE STOP PLEASE MAN STOOPPP!!
>omg we discovered massive oil reserves!!! you know what this means right? we're rich!
Stalin succeeded in everything, he's a chad
Screw you you were supposed to walk in front of the Maginot Line and you didn't so ha ! Take this.
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PUT AN EMBARGO ON US FOR INVADING FRENCH INDOCHINA!!!
>ending empires is soy
It was a dick move on their part yeah.
Yes, Japan, yes it is. Empires are Chad, ergo those against them are Soi.
>NO STOP IT ILLUMINATI YOU CAN'T SET THE WEST ON A SLOW AND HORRIBLE DECLINE! WE ARE THE WEST!!! WE ARE THE HEROES!!!!!
and most importantly with only one ball
>Mein Führer…
so by your standards, washington was soi
Not when it is to make your empire stronger.
>Sorry Soyjak, but we've decided western culture must fall because... reasons, I dunno.
Only when it's my empire
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY REPARATIONS?
>what do you mean the chinks have launched a massive surprise invasion over the yalu river
>I-I WON'T BE DEFEATED BY THE GLOBALISTS!!! I WILL LIFT HEAVY WEIGHTS EVERYDAY!! I WILL VOTE FOR POPULISTS!!! I'LL SPAM WMBF THREADS!!! I'LL PUT PARENTHESES ((())) AROUND ANYTHING I DON'T AGREE WITH!!!!! YOU'LL NEVER WIN!!!
>WTF BRO YOU CAN'T JUST INVADE US THROUGH THE BENELUX YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH MAGINOT!!!
>WHAT'S GOING ON, WHY ARE THE VIET CONGS RAIDING ALL OF OUR BASES AT INCE? THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO GO THAT FAR IN THE SOUTH!
>why yes we are going to keep our ships here at mers-el-kebir what are you going to do about it
Fuck I came to post this
Based Alaric.
>COME OOOON Palestine, mom said you have to share the land with Israel, stop being a butt!
Doesn't this thread belong in /his/?
>implying we're discussing history and not just posting random events paired with soyjaks
>NO YOU CAN'T JUST DOMINATE THE WORLD WITH YOUR SUPERIOR MONGOLIAN GENES!!!
>Doesn't this thread belong in /his/?
Jow Forums is one of the three great cancers shitting up /his/ alongside Jow Forums and /leftypol/ refugees. Please stay away, we're full.
>Please stay away, we're full
>What the FUCK did you just say about the Spanish empire?
>finally after hundreds of years of british oppression we are free and independe- wait what do you mean you're keeping northern ireland? noooooo give it back you english bastards!!!!!!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP BOMBING SARAVEJO YOU'RE KILLING BOSNIAK CIVILIANS
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN the Invincible Armada was defeated?! It's invincible, we even put it in the name!
you're way full of yourself
/his/ it self became a shitty toilet bowl with communist propaganda spewed without any challenge
The brits called it invincible
Spain never named it that way
>NNNOOOOOOOOOO!
these are the dumbest threads on all of Jow Forums
>/his/ it self became a shitty toilet bowl with communist propaganda
Those are the /leftypol/ refugees I'm talking about. It was bad when they were just tourists, now they spend even more time there.
>these are the dumbest threads on all of Jow Forums
>these are the dumbest threads on all of Jow Forums
Sorry for disturbing your intellectual activity with our threads
>STALIN WAS JEW!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP HAVING FUN
>GET BACK TO POSTING IN GENERALS AND RACEBAIT THREADS
>NOOOOOO NOT THE THIRTEEN COLONIES!! ANYTHING BUT THAT
>I chose death instead of cowardly negotiations
So instead of saving his people he ordered them to pointlessly fight on and heroically shot himself in a bunker
What a pussy
>NO Duchy of Savoia, stop trying to unify Italy, you've seen we're killing every one who tries- NO NO DON'T SEND GARIBALDI!
>OH COME ON, you can't just abandon us now, the region will fill up with brigands and mobsters- WAAAAH, I KNEW IT!
what's the deal with terrones in ur cunt? why are they hated so much?
Why does Jow Forums love soyjack and gigachad posting more than any other board even though these memes were originally made by Jow Forums, /tv/, and Jow Forums?
/his/ is trash and if you defending boards on Jow Forums you should honestly immediately die
They're seen as the niggers of the country, simple as that. In the 50's they were treated exactly like niggers.
-t. terrone, hi.
Jealous of two Sicilies
As if Jow Forums is any better, this place filled with cuck fetishists and Asians and whites larping as niggers
this is simply the best board. I go on Jow Forums, Jow Forums, /vg/, /sci/, /gif/, and /tg/, and this one is the most fun and not stuck up
Of course its trash, nobody is denying that. I'm just saying why it is.
>why is the board about different countries in the website polluted by meme nazi eugenics stuck in an eternal dick measuring contest?
gee, who knows.
better than subhuman communists depraved of humor or creativity that spread their propaganda like a disease
Lol, Jow Forums is filled with unironic communists too. Them and the larpers are probably the same people
in your case it was a mercy
a commie shitter is easier to btfo here with geographic location enabled
it's usually ameripigs, rusgoblins and ugly mutts that long for communism and since most of them never experienced it simply brining up that fact enrages them and they go on a toddler tantrum spewing bullshit and namecalling
>launching a full scale invasion of the USSR despite my totally innacurate projection about the size of the red army, the fact that I couldn't capitulate britain
and my lack of repleacement for men and supplies? Don't mind if I do
>nazi propaganda is better
You're both cancer
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T MARCH IN FRONT OF THE FRENCH!!!!!!
>Yes I did in fact defeat one of the biggest nations in the world with only rubber tire sandles and a chinease rifle
>how could you tell?
>cuckime
>I don’t think hitter soyjack posting will catch on pal.
>Yikes, are you seriously commiesplaining capitalism to me? Must I remind you how much my ancestors suffered at the hands of Stalin, you literal comunazi? Check your privilege.
>i claim this island in the name of Queen Isabel I
>Yikes, are you seriously commiesplaining capitalism to me? Must I remind you how much my ancestors suffered at the hands of Stalin, you literal comunazi? Check your privilege.
>BIG NOSE MAN BAD!!!!!
>why yes, I did refuse to stop dying in droves until they got bored and left
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>(Dead)
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MASSACRE ALL OUR MEN, WOMEN, AND CHILDREN BECAUSE A DEAF RETARD FIRED HIS GUN AND GIVE THE SOLDIERS MEDALS OF HONOR FOR IT, IT GOES AGAINST YOUR ETHICS
>What do we do with a drunken sailor?