Why did the American clap after watching a movie in the cinema?

nice

I clap because the movie is over and I want the lights back on.
*clap* *clap* Let's pick up the pace, wagies *clap* *clap*

>Why did the american clap after the plane landed
No it's not because it didnt get highjacked by terrorists, its because it managed to carry his weight

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Americans themselves don't even care about mass shootings, so what's the matter

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fuck u nazi

based german humour

ok that one wasn't bad

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too long
brevity is the soul of wit

What is it like to be congenitally incapable of humor? Like, do you see others doing it and do you envy them? Do you pretend that you can be funny too? Do you get sad because you can't be funny? Or do you get mad and rationalize your lack of humor as something superior? Are you even aware that you aren't capable?

Whats it like being 5'3" with a pot belly?

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No, it was embarrassingly unfunny the way a child thinks he is being funny and laughs at his own joke but all the adults just humor him.

Fag.

Kek.

No , he was funny
If you felt offended , then you probably aren't as mature as you think you are

ahahaha, der lookin at me mama, i making die funner maymay likin die funny amerikanagan 4chanens!!!! JA!

honestly, I don't know how Germans ever thought they were better than Slavs. Slavs are capable of all of the advanced science and tech Germans are but they are also hilarious and not autistic like Germans. They also aren't fucking faggots like Germans. Germans love eating turds while they jerk off to scat porn.Retarded ass krauts go suck muslim cock. Faggot ass weaklings. The average Russian or American would fuck you up.

I wasn't offended. I was disgusted and felt pity. There is a difference.

Also, why are lebs so fucking chill? Every leb dude I've met in Los Angeles has been nice as fuck.

>No, it was embarrassingly unfunny the way a child thinks he is being funny and laughs at his own joke but all the adults just humor him.

Fag.
>ahahaha, der lookin at me mama, i making die funner maymay likin die funny amerikanagan 4chanens!!!! JA!

honestly, I don't know how Germans ever thought they were better than Slavs. Slavs are capable of all of the advanced science and tech Germans are but they are also hilarious and not autistic like Germans. They also aren't fucking faggots like Germans. Germans love eating turds while they jerk off to scat porn.Retarded ass krauts go suck muslim cock. Faggot ass weaklings. The average Russian or American would fuck you up.
>I wasn't offended. I was disgusted and felt pity. There is a difference.

Also, why are lebs so fucking chill? Every leb dude I've met in Los Angeles has been nice as fuck.

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The best part of these threads is the seething burger replies. Why can't they handle banter?

He's right though.

jesus dude please kill yourself

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Seethe

Yeah you're more likely to get struck by lightning than you are to >get shot
but it's so horrifying that everybody makes a big deal out of it

>spends all day talking shit about bugmen
>spends all day talking shit about Mexicans
>spends all day talking shit about poo in the loo
>no guise you can’t say mean things about us!

Dude learn to take a joke

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Thank you for your service.
Thank you for your service.
Thank you for your service.
Thank you for your service.
Thank you for your service.
Thank you for your service.

you first

you know how I know someone is a brain dead retard faggot on Jow Forums? They're only capable of parroting the buzzwords of the day like "seethe." It requires so little thought and effort and means so little to me.

I honestly get fucking aggravated when I see Portugese saying anything about anyone. You need more humility. The only thing you goat fucking sons of the Umayads have produced in 120 years is debt and some faggot that can kick a ball. My people were literally space travelling to other celestial bodies while the average GDP of your nation is on par with that of the monkey people of the congo. C'mon poortugal, you need to at least try.

He's right about what? He's just being a fucking asshole and the point he is trying to make is completely absurd. "You're not allowed to feel bad about this tragedy because more people die of completely normal causes all the time"

I don't see any fucking jokes in this thread. Can you help me identify any quality bants in this thread other than my own?

Say sorry more, you over polite flinching no guns having faggot.

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>I don't see any fucking jokes in this thread. Can you help me identify any quality bants in this thread other than my own?

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>Say sorry more, you over polite flinching no guns having faggot.

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If you could read the fucking tweet you'd know that's not the point, everything he listed is a preventable, human caused death that claims way more lives, but we only get giant media outrage over the statistically irrelevant spectacles of mass
shootings. At no point did he say we shouldn't feel bad about the tragedies of mass shootings, he's just giving some perspective into the fact that we actually do have bigger problems.

How are we going to prevent every car accident you absolute fucking mongoloid?

Also how are we going to stop medical errors? Not every doctor can be absolutely perfect and they already go through an absurd amount of schooling

Are you autistic?

how many polacks does it take to change a light bulb?

1.
how many mutts does it take to change a light bulb?
4=
one to put the light bulb
one to shoot him
one to drive the ambulance
one to tip the ambulance and shooter.

>>nigger columbian calling american a mutt
>> nigger columbian talking about gun violence

The level of self awareness is astounding.

Unfunny

Funny

I like how Yanks itt make fun of German humour while they themselves aren't funny at all

xd