/brit/

What does your knickers and ketamine have in common
I love to sniff them both

switch off my iphone back to basics
no we ain't watching faces
violate us man are catching cases
i was on the high road armed and dangerous

Ironusmnan is a fav

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NO

scottish one?

How? Not been any sun

My philosophy to life is that everyone else is a fucking idiot and DON'T TALK TO ME

youtube.com/watch?v=YFKX71-evwo

based ulster

help i'm being oppressed

You are nothing to me but my food

Next person to say "and" gets a slap

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the black woman is god

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and

can't believe they haven't made a Season 2 for Taboo yet
i really miss the hrrmmm nootka memes

"and" gets a slap

HUGE NIGGER COCKS

I felt I should ask, I had a crazy LSD trip yesterday, and I'm still not completely back together yet. I also have 1g of DPT, an even crazier psychedelic, and I might lose all connection to reality

male is the default gender
which is why females always exaggerate their features to differentiate themselves (long hair, makeup, jewelry etc)

I thought you whete supposed to leave the place after your hollydays

mental how england and america and no experience of orange walks

Nah the blonde yank

cheers melv x

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This baby will get heemed by sickle cell

*double slaps your nuts with my mouth*

Watching the game of baseball
Its actually quite interesting

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everyone in northern ireland is a subhuman
both sides of politics

oh lacey yeah she is peng bit of a slag though haha
caddyshack is kino

He's sprinkling his pubes on it as we speak

fat cunt

why wouldnt she have a home birth

i asked him to

Absolutely fucking grim
Is there not some local pizza place you can go to

Business idea: Unite the crowns of Britain and Ireland

Back inna DE ANCIENT DAYS, boys and girls looked same!

Haha very good

Mmm

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stranded at home without a car

>local pizza place

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ireland belongs to brian boru

mental how niggers aren't really a thing in the uk

never done acid but pretty certain a trip to the crisps aisle in lidl while on it would actually make worldwide news

despise yanks

don't have the attention span to sit and watch a movie

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Do you want to hear a joke? How does a penguin build a house? It glues it together

Every time I do LSD I want to talk to people, communicate with people. It's a very vitalistic drug, it makes me feel like a normal human being.

Mental how yanks post in the thread made specifically for british people
Boggles the mind really

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reckon the MI6 lads have this much of a laugh too?

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yeah reckon they have all sorts of experiments running right now

Based and Owenpilled

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First film I ever watched was galaxy quest

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did the man hate the film?

how do you take a mexican drug cartel

another owl image added to the filter list mhmm

been to tesco oot me nut and it was mental.

no our government institutions are always less zany than that of our american cousins

isn't it mad how people are basically fine with drugs but society still treats it like it's immoral

middle class cretins talking about 'micro dosing' LSD while the mandem get locked up for selling some food

I'm kind of a big deal on the internet

Just do your best

BBC radio are recommending that I listen to this
Seems to be about indian girls strumming themselves. I'm partial to a bit of poo so might give it a listen.

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>LISTEN UP EVERYONE VERY IMPORTANT

>The Metal Militia will be attacking Justin Biebers BABY video on September 1st onward ... remember to dislike, put a comment and flag on the baby vid on sep 1.
>We need your help to destroy this modern autotune music that has ruled the world. Copy paste this comment on all good music video such as: Metallica, AC/DC, led zep, ,Rolling Stones, Iron Maiden, Kiss, Beethoven, Avenged Sevenfold, Guns & Roses, Vivaldi etc..

>thumbs up 2 keep alive

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same

Jog on James Bond

You can't stop me
Join me and together we can post owls

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one week out from peaky lads

corr

would love to shag an owl

shagged a chicken once

hello nigger

Disappointed it's not a porno

Shag this!

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it's only because ethnic women have their fannies cut off and don't get sex education

some flowers aren't red
and violets aren't either
I'm going to chop you up
and put you in a freezer
:)

drugs lol

What is that on /sp/ front page, lads?

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youtu.be/QX_GQvxqf4M
IM GONNA BLEED IN THE CLUB

best post in recent brit memory

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the toilfu posted a photo on instagram and she looks peng

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My gimmick is safe, un offensive, and harmless
In time you will accept it and I will become a staple of this general

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i like my americans quirky, bald headed and limp wristed

what do you mean

>front page
back you go

she might have been dating this other lad but i'm getting the feeling she's trying to get rid of him

HISTORY: The Roman Empire at its greatest extent

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...

Western women are bitchy and arrogant but this is ok

which post

you'll pack it in not even a week