Why do the Danes refuse to sell Greenland to the United States...

Why do the Danes refuse to sell Greenland to the United States? It seems like a good deal for Denmark and if they don't accept the United States can just conquer it in a couple of days.

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Cuz they regreted selling the West Indies too.

>if they don't accept the United States can just conquer it in a couple of days.
They won't, Americans are pussies

Northern Euros are autistic about territory unlike Spain who takes it up the ass like with Gibraltar.

Me and my cousin with Down syndrome armed with a lighter and a knife could defeat the entire Danish army.

It's actually not as big as you think it is

Greenland would essentially be a military outpost because I do not see any other reason why we would ever want to own that shithole, considering it will never become a state.

danes have a paternal attitude towards the natives, they spend a lot trying to help them
in greenland they look down on us for our treatment of inuit

This

For a moment I thought you were talking about my penis.

Or we don't feel like getting international condemnation over a patch of ice.

You realize Greenland is like 99% white thanks to the Vikings colonizing it, right?

I think Greenland is rich in gas, oil and adamantium.

because Russia sold Alaska to usa and it turned out to be a stupid move.

the native greenlander don't want their land to be filled with McDonalds, race mixers, literal mutts, Walmarts, tipping culture, mass shootings, walmart scooter riding subhumans, israel praising evangelicucks, niggers, spics, gang wars gay prides and trannies

1. who gives a shit retard
2. it would turn 15% white overnight if we owned it

Niggers and spics won’t move that far north. It would remain 99% white. There aren’t many non-whites in Alaska for example.

The majority of the people there are slushie-flavored Injuns.

yeah I want to move there. paradise on earth. so cold it keeps the shitskin a out.

because in the 21st century you can't just sell off 50 000 of your citizens

Why do you guys even want Greenland? Are you guys okay in the head?

Injuns don’t live that far north, they live in places like Arizona.
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I'd prefer the Danish keep desu, I don't want the Danish empire to die.

Why do amerifats have their asses so fat and full of poo?

>Niggers and spics won’t move that far north
lmfao I'm Mexican and I live in New Hampshire. I'd move to Greenland in a heartbeat

I wish Greenland belonged to the USA, because I like the USA. I don't know well Denmark, but I think it's a country that I won't like.

The Viking settlers died out

>There aren’t many non-whites in Alaska for example
????????????
It's literally only like 65% white

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Greenland#Ethnic_groups

lol

Americans want to fuck THIS?

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honestly cant tell if your bating here

That and mining rights.
Basically Alaska 2.0
Also add Zlumpf's ego. It would be an interesting legacy.

Why do the spaniards refuse to kill themselves? It seems like a good deal for the world and if they don't accept the rest of the world can just do it for them in a couple of days.

What do 164 Thais living in Greenland do?

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Imported wives.

What are natural resources, Jose

sauce

the essential american post

This is an offense to my honor. I challenge you to a duel with a rapier sword. If you have manhood you must accept.

>mexican in new hampshire

The fuck are you doing there. Go back to the southwest where you belong puto

I'm gonna get the soyjack treatment for this, but you're not only selling the territory, you would also sell the 50k people that reside on the island which makes it unethical

Just put "Areeya nude" on Google images. Enjoy ;)

I'm pretty sure due to the relationship between Greenland and Denmark they literally can't sell them even if they wanted to.

for you

America is a lot things but we being reluctant to get into a war is not one of those things

I go where I want faggot

>tranny
even better

Based EU will never allow danes to sell it

Countries in the stone age yes.

pussy blunt sword

how about we see who can go through a day without having a sleeping break.

Because I would lose.

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>my honor
>tf

youtu.be/hfL227cT-is

It's full of Inuit (BLACK) kangz and qweenz

is this national anthem of greenland?

>Greenland would essentially be a military outpost
it already is, we have a base there

How's life as a Mexican up there? I'd be slamming white maple syrup pussy.

Exactly.

They look like they control polar bears with the face of men

What?

Ever seen the Terror? Tv show about the franklin expedition that got lost in the arctic. In the show an eski woman set a bear spirit upon the sailors and it eats them

Ah, sí, sí, sí. I only saw two episodes of that series, I was liking it, I don't know why I didn't finish watching it.

>America
>Attacking a first world country
>Attacking a NATO signatory
lmao they don't have the balls

They dear the Belgian BVLL ?

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The first episodes were the best but it's still very good even after they leave the ships. s2 just came out but doesn't have anything to do with the first season.

We should just divide belgium tbqh. You can have the walloons.

What reason do the Danes have to sell Greenland? Because they get a one time payment of X dollars?

You are not good with politics and economics, are you?

t-thanks

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>giving us the dysfunctional part of lelgium

What about this part?

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I think I remember why I stopped watching that series. The snow scenario was like a very obvious set and that made me nervous.

Flanders for Netherlands because both speak same language, Wallonia for France for the same reason and that area that speaks German for Austria. I think is obvious.

True. And once they reach King william island they start walking around in the sun without the heavy coats. I understand it was shot in croatia and over 25c some days but I lost the feeling of a hostile environment.

>the area that speaks German for Austria

They are not even sharing a border reeeee i could understand luxemburg though