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just walk straight up to her and be yourself bro

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Jaw implant, nose job and jobs a goodun

David Duke is based
One of the few fabled good yanks

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I know girls like me but girls don't know they like me yet. And there's the rub, Quincey.

this guy could unironically get a gf if he got a haircut and mewed

lo lo lo lo lo lo, radamel falcao

Better get to bed wagie, it's getting late

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anyone seen moni lads? God she's so cute and based. She went to a magic tournament this week, what did you do apart from sit indoors and post on /brit/ you losers

Only feel salty about the empire
>ancestors had a chance to leave this god foresaken island and im still here shitpostinh from a grim little terrace
Ffs

Starting today I'm always going to refer to females as darlin's

Done with my Empire pic dumping
Hope you enjoyed.

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lol you only wish you could be as based as moni is

A magic the gathering tournament you fucking idiot

forming an intimate relationship is the biggest struggle of my life

trip on you paki bender sex offender gender bender tranny freak

SHE is an INNOCENT WOMAN you FUCKING RETARD

Didn't catch that. Have something to say, Bigot?

magic the gather is fucking bent

but it isnt a struggle for majority of people

These fellas are not twins.

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They're all virgins

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Seen some mighty nice darlins at the park today. I told one darlin, "Darlin, you single, lookin for a good time?". And darlin said "naw big bear, but my friend is single".

why do trannies do it themselves

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no only weirdos

might be something to mewing, I’ve always kept my tongue on the roof of my mouth for as long as I can remember and I have a pretty decent jawline

Right hand left hand
Fayher abrahan
Had may sons
NA NA NA NA NA NA NANANANA

What do you spend on your phone per month

you think you do but you don't
>canada
too cold in winter and too hot in summer, also full of french shite and wild animals
>australia
full of whiney australians, and most of the country is just too hot and/or too humid, also lots of wildlife that can mess you up
>new zealand
actually an okay option, but it's far away from the rest of the world and you really miss out on a lot of the luxuries and services you'd get in a real country
(in addition, canada, australia, and new zealand are all suffering from the chinese menace)

I'm sorry mate I didn't spend my youth hanging out in the back of a Games Workshop with other virgin freaks like you

$15/mo

are you one?

yikes!

HE is a GUILTY MAN you FUCKING NONCE DEFENDER
this idiom makes absolutely no sense in text form you fuckwit

check out this nightmare fuel

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Thinking about farts lads.

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Choon

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does your gf know you post on /brit/?

cringe!

my parents still pay for mine

western canada has winters comparable to the UK

mewing is a meme
your tongue is like that because you're not a mouthbreather
once you've gone past a certain age, trying to adjust that sort of thing becomes quite difficult and without proper medical supervision you'll just fuck your jaw up and cause a whole heap of problems

Menace? We call it the Chinese Dragon. In Chinese culture the dragon is a wise beast that bring fortune.

yes, she doesn't care

occasionally i ask her to translate posts from /lat/

prefer not to say

Yeah, don’t think she really knows what it is though

all gammons look the same

£12 sim only

Leftypol mourning for brexit

Leng colombian girl on BBC2 lads

how peng is france?

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we post together :)

watching Kinohunter lads

>canada
Vancouver and victoria are fine
>aus
Dont mind the heat. Agree aussies are annoying but id be one
>nz
Funnily my least favourite. Seems dead boring.

The other option is becoming landed gentry in kenya or a hong kong

>dragons
>wise
>good
>fortune
lol no
dragons burn down villages and eat brave knights

lookism fags are so deluded
i've seen the most ugly crustacean looking twats with gfs all the time

I like European girls with dark eyes, bangs, and chokers. Especially if they're goth and speak Spanish.

why would an insurance company cover that in the first place?

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Could you escape the tower of London?
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thoughts?

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They say that about pakis too

Utter state

i literally never see that. see ugly/fat girls with above average men though.

plumb out of reasons not to top meself tbf

why doesn't he smile

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I dont get people seriously listing wild life as a reason to not live in aus.

How much of a pusdy do you have to be to be scared of a spider. Just heem it with your bare fists like a man

stop using nigger language thanks

You still have plenty of drugs to do. You're nowhere near ready to die if you haven't even stabbed a needle in your crotch yet.

peng is white man slang you spastic

because he's got a low IQ or autism and doesn't realise that he has to pose to look vaguely decent in a photo

all girls are fat here so that's not saying much

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You said this like a year ago. You ain't gonna do it and that's a good thing

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shame that Boston gangster movies eventually died

they seemed to be the final throes of the Scorcese crime genre (basically white gangsters from a previous drcade which is never coming back other than in the form of some boring russian mob form which no-one is even interested in watching anyway)

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gang gang gang

Yo bones, dem fools tryin a blast you

it definitely is not

"based" comes from a nigger and "redpilled" comes from trannies btw

stop trying to tell me about my country's slang you thick yank cunt

id watch a film about the russian mafia that would be kino

lmao

might want to consider getting committed

Get out while you can

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we know
only niggers and wiggers say peng

it's british culture you yank freak
jog on blud

Is piff still a cool word?

genuinely not the case shut up

kyary is actually proper peng 2bh lads

only BRITISH people say it and you ain't one so leave the thread
yanks really are thick as fuck

Never was

Brigada

Horoshoe kino

mental how it’s easier to come out as gay than it is to come out as 25

nah was made obsolete after peng, along with buff

never was, piffy

not n***** language tho is it it's just common slang everyone uses so shut your fat mouth

Y'all niggas eva step out yo stoop n dem nappy headed hoes out der talkin shit like you owe em alimony or some shit. Bitches is trife. I'm tryina hold down my territory. Get the gang on fleek.

you ain't british culture now unplug your computer

niggers aren't british
therefore peng is not british

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