just walk straight up to her and be yourself bro
/brit/
Jaw implant, nose job and jobs a goodun
David Duke is based
One of the few fabled good yanks
I know girls like me but girls don't know they like me yet. And there's the rub, Quincey.
this guy could unironically get a gf if he got a haircut and mewed
lo lo lo lo lo lo, radamel falcao
Better get to bed wagie, it's getting late
anyone seen moni lads? God she's so cute and based. She went to a magic tournament this week, what did you do apart from sit indoors and post on /brit/ you losers
Only feel salty about the empire
>ancestors had a chance to leave this god foresaken island and im still here shitpostinh from a grim little terrace
Ffs
Starting today I'm always going to refer to females as darlin's
Done with my Empire pic dumping
Hope you enjoyed.
lol you only wish you could be as based as moni is
A magic the gathering tournament you fucking idiot
forming an intimate relationship is the biggest struggle of my life
trip on you paki bender sex offender gender bender tranny freak
SHE is an INNOCENT WOMAN you FUCKING RETARD
Didn't catch that. Have something to say, Bigot?
magic the gather is fucking bent
but it isnt a struggle for majority of people
These fellas are not twins.
They're all virgins
Seen some mighty nice darlins at the park today. I told one darlin, "Darlin, you single, lookin for a good time?". And darlin said "naw big bear, but my friend is single".
why do trannies do it themselves
no only weirdos
might be something to mewing, I’ve always kept my tongue on the roof of my mouth for as long as I can remember and I have a pretty decent jawline
Right hand left hand
Fayher abrahan
Had may sons
NA NA NA NA NA NA NANANANA
What do you spend on your phone per month
you think you do but you don't
>canada
too cold in winter and too hot in summer, also full of french shite and wild animals
>australia
full of whiney australians, and most of the country is just too hot and/or too humid, also lots of wildlife that can mess you up
>new zealand
actually an okay option, but it's far away from the rest of the world and you really miss out on a lot of the luxuries and services you'd get in a real country
(in addition, canada, australia, and new zealand are all suffering from the chinese menace)
I'm sorry mate I didn't spend my youth hanging out in the back of a Games Workshop with other virgin freaks like you
$15/mo
are you one?
yikes!
HE is a GUILTY MAN you FUCKING NONCE DEFENDER
this idiom makes absolutely no sense in text form you fuckwit
check out this nightmare fuel
Thinking about farts lads.
youtu.be
Choon
does your gf know you post on /brit/?
cringe!
my parents still pay for mine
western canada has winters comparable to the UK
mewing is a meme
your tongue is like that because you're not a mouthbreather
once you've gone past a certain age, trying to adjust that sort of thing becomes quite difficult and without proper medical supervision you'll just fuck your jaw up and cause a whole heap of problems
Menace? We call it the Chinese Dragon. In Chinese culture the dragon is a wise beast that bring fortune.
yes, she doesn't care
occasionally i ask her to translate posts from /lat/
prefer not to say
Yeah, don’t think she really knows what it is though
all gammons look the same
£12 sim only
Leftypol mourning for brexit
Leng colombian girl on BBC2 lads
how peng is france?
we post together :)
watching Kinohunter lads
>canada
Vancouver and victoria are fine
>aus
Dont mind the heat. Agree aussies are annoying but id be one
>nz
Funnily my least favourite. Seems dead boring.
The other option is becoming landed gentry in kenya or a hong kong
>dragons
>wise
>good
>fortune
lol no
dragons burn down villages and eat brave knights
lookism fags are so deluded
i've seen the most ugly crustacean looking twats with gfs all the time
I like European girls with dark eyes, bangs, and chokers. Especially if they're goth and speak Spanish.
why would an insurance company cover that in the first place?
Could you escape the tower of London?
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thoughts?
They say that about pakis too
Utter state
i literally never see that. see ugly/fat girls with above average men though.
plumb out of reasons not to top meself tbf
why doesn't he smile
I dont get people seriously listing wild life as a reason to not live in aus.
How much of a pusdy do you have to be to be scared of a spider. Just heem it with your bare fists like a man
stop using nigger language thanks
You still have plenty of drugs to do. You're nowhere near ready to die if you haven't even stabbed a needle in your crotch yet.
peng is white man slang you spastic
because he's got a low IQ or autism and doesn't realise that he has to pose to look vaguely decent in a photo
all girls are fat here so that's not saying much
You said this like a year ago. You ain't gonna do it and that's a good thing
shame that Boston gangster movies eventually died
they seemed to be the final throes of the Scorcese crime genre (basically white gangsters from a previous drcade which is never coming back other than in the form of some boring russian mob form which no-one is even interested in watching anyway)
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gang gang gang
Yo bones, dem fools tryin a blast you
it definitely is not
"based" comes from a nigger and "redpilled" comes from trannies btw
stop trying to tell me about my country's slang you thick yank cunt
id watch a film about the russian mafia that would be kino
lmao
might want to consider getting committed
Get out while you can
we know
only niggers and wiggers say peng
it's british culture you yank freak
jog on blud
Is piff still a cool word?
genuinely not the case shut up
kyary is actually proper peng 2bh lads
only BRITISH people say it and you ain't one so leave the thread
yanks really are thick as fuck
Never was
Brigada
Horoshoe kino
mental how it’s easier to come out as gay than it is to come out as 25
nah was made obsolete after peng, along with buff
never was, piffy
not n***** language tho is it it's just common slang everyone uses so shut your fat mouth
Y'all niggas eva step out yo stoop n dem nappy headed hoes out der talkin shit like you owe em alimony or some shit. Bitches is trife. I'm tryina hold down my territory. Get the gang on fleek.
you ain't british culture now unplug your computer
niggers aren't british
therefore peng is not british
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