His cunt doesn't have it's own Wizardry school

truly the female Tolkien

>castelobruxo
Puta que o pariu... Postaste cringe, OP.

kek

JK Rowling has a very, very Victorian way of seeing the world.
It's quite funny how much it clashes with her nutty fanbase.

fixed hacks rolling schools of invisa shit

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Do NA wizardry schools have mass shootings?

>only 8 magic schools in the whole world
damn, rowling is lazy as fuck
tolkien would have made a hundred schools only in the UK and a few dozen different languages now that we are at it.

2/10 not even funny

mass death spell throwing

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>dark wizard on dark wizard violence

I wasn't trying to be funny

>did you know that despite being only 13% of the wizarding population...

>tfw passed up Hogwarts to go to the School of the Americas

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How can other countries compete?

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jej

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BAN ALL WANDS

I mean they already banned Dark Arts

Our school of magic is called Catemaco

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bump

What kind of bullshit is this? Is JK Rowling racist?

Probably spent a night tossing this together with Google Translate to help.

What goes on in ilvernormy?

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is this another stonetoss clone?

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Mass Avada kedavraing

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>What are these wizard schools you speak of?

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Fun Fact: the Entire British Empire used to be allowed into Hogwarts but when they left the Empire to be their own nations, they all got banned from joining

This is what happens when you're a delusional champagne socialist who wants to be 'inclusive' so every bit of world-building you add looks cheesy and gay.

>his country doesn't have an official government-appointed wizard IRL
I honestly don't know how other countries cope.

>Russia's school is called Cold Storage

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We don't need your gay faggot fantasy magic when we have orthodoxy
youtube.com/watch?v=nG5gEzymh5c

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>DESPACITO school
Hey, other non-caribbean countries are banned

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This map is so fucking retarded and so poorly thought

>lol all adjacent countries just go to this one school in the region!

What a fucking hack.

>the african school is called ugabuga

In truth, the schools should be like this.

>Canada + US
>Mexico + central america
>Latam SA
>Brazil
>Western Europe
>UK + Ireland
>Eastern Europe
>Nords
>Russia + Ukraine
>Japan + Korea
>China + Taiwan + Hong Kong
>Turkey and ME
>India + Pakistan
>North Africa
>SEA
>Australia + New Zealand

The rest who cares.

>Russia gets its own school
>Italy. Germany, the entire middle east, China, and India don't get shit
Trash world building desu

Russia is more relevant than all shit you stated here

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I thought Durmstrang was in the balkans. Isn't Krum bulgarian or something?

It is now, but you'd think somewhere like Italy would have a wizarding school considering that it's the birthplace of the renaissance and generally has one of the richest histories of any country in the world.

Read somewhere the rankings of all the schools, r8 how you wish
>Jap school (only Japs allowed in it)
>Hogwarts (Private School, only Brits and Irish)
>Scandinavian School (Only highlighted areas allowed)
>Western Europe School (Private School, banked Germans from attending for dark magic)
>US School (Private School, only allows English speakers)
>Russian School (public school, supposedly really racist to non-Slavs)
>South American school (Public School, only allows South Americans to go to it though)
>African School (Public School, everyone allowed in it)

>>banked germans
Banned Germans

>Scandinavian School (Only highlighted areas allowed)
But that's objectively wrong, Viktor Krum is Bulgarian. Or does he get some exception for being really good at quidditch?

He supposedly got a sports scholarship and had the choice of going there or going to the Russian one

>be J. K. Rowling
>make the african school the worst one in the wizarding world
I thought she was supposed to be progressive?

Krum obviously is a Balkan immigrant

Kek'd

Something that’a funny is you don’t have to be an African to go to the African School. It is a universal public school in the wizard world that EVERYONE is allowed to join, resulting in the school having like a million fucking students in it

Based and mugglepilled

And this is why American magic fiction is always objectively shit.

>bu muh LeGuin

She's even worse than Rowling

>Switzerland
>Unknown
>TFW you learn the true dark arts from day 1 and you are capable of hexing all the goyims.
>TFW you are a level 12 Shekellord by age 18

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>be born in austira
>have to go to some shithole country in africa if you want to learn magic because Rowling didn't consider making up a German-speaking magic school
Female Tolkien everyone

Actually, J.K. Mentioned somewhere that Switzerland doesn’t have an official school, and instead they have many many very small private wizard schools which are for each Swiss Canton, supposedly best in the world.
Also apparently the Swiss can make gold through dark magic, so you aren’t wrong.

Does the wizard universe even have borders? Or countries at all? And does the local wizard population resemble that of the real world? For all we know the wizard world's Africa could be half empty in which case they really don't need more schools in the region.

The Wizards do have these quesi governments.
Africa has one giant fucking government, there were French, British, Japanese, Ethiopian, and US wizard governments confirmed thanks to the prequels. Supposedly China used to have a wizard government but when the CCP took power the wizard government got killed by the cultural revolution (she mentioned the CCP part in a tweet she has since deleted)

>Castelobruxo is implied to be as old as Hogwarts
>Hogwarts was founded around 990 A.D.
WTF

>instead they have many many very small private wizard schools which are for each Swiss Canton
>the Swiss can make gold
fuckingkeke, jk doesnt even try to hide that her lore is built on wikipedia facts about countries/regions. the other "unkowns" is she getting tired of reading basic geography.

Should clarify.
Africa post-colonialism has a giant fucking African government, but before the only African government that existed was the Ethiopian wizard government.

I think Rowling wrote something that on Africa, wizards don't need to stay hidden like in Europe, as magic is widely known and accepted there, shamans are respected. Persecuting witchcraft is a white people thing.

WE WUZ WIZARDS

>Be Swiss Wizard
>Conjure gold on the fly
>Use my ancestral blood to create gholams from mud, bone and paper
>Get visited by some British representative or some shit
>Called somethingsomething Potter
>Says he is the chosen one
>talmud.exe
>The chosen one has not yet come, but whatever
>Ask him what he wants
>"Mister Ueli, you are creating too much gold. You are destabilising the global economy."
>Explain to him that I do not care.
>Explain that while he and his ilk have fought over forbidden spells, horcruxes, schools and shit like that, all the while hiding from the m*ggles, we had found a way to manipulate them.
>His eyes widen in horror
>He understands
>We run the banks
>We run the media
>We run the currencies
>America is just a vassal state to the Rothschild clan
>Russia is a pet-project by Novartis
>Threatens to apprehend me
>"You cannot do this!"
>"Oh, but my boy, we already have."
>Zaps me with a deadly spell
>Wake up in a vault where one of my horcruxes was.
>Pick up the phone
>"Ja, Ueli?"
>"It was Potter. Enact the plan."
>"That operation, sir?"
>"Yes, Operation Brexit."
>Thus, the true wizardry wars begin.
>Click

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imagine taking anything out of the books as canon and not as media-pleasing
>yeah btw he was gay all along ;)

Amazing fucking greentext, gave me a hearty chuckle

bazed

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>Be me
>Ueli Steiner, representative of the Private Sorcery Academy of Basilea
>Sent by the council of Kabbalahs to speak with the american president just after he was sworn into office.
>"Greetings, Mister Trump. I trust you have found yourself comfortable in the oval office?"
>"Oh yeah, it's great, really really great, and I love it. Thanks for all the help in the presidential run this past year, I would have never managed without your manipulation of the media. Now I can finally drop the act; ragging on Hillary and inciting the country really has worn on me."
>"Actually, Mister Trump, the council has other plans."
>"Oh? How so?"
>"You are to keep up the act."
>"B-but the country is already divided! This will only make things worse!"
>oyvey.schmuel
>"We know, Mister Trump. That is the point."
>"I do not understand..."
>Lean back in the chair, fold my fingers together.
>My jewish locks tremble with ancestral power.
>My eyes glow like gold that has long been lost beneath the oceans.
>"Tell me, who profits from a divided country?"
>"I-I don't know..."
>"All this merch being sold, all those books, newspapers etc being bought. You cannot imagine?"
>"I will not stand for it." He says, grim conviction in his eyes.
>Silently get my phone, call Moishe
>"Moishe, tüa em sini Aktie dömpe."
>"Please check your company's worth.
>The president opens his computer
>His eyes widen.
>"18% drop...."
>"You understand now, Mister President? We own you. We always have."
>"You will do as we say."
>"Or what?" He asks, despair written across his face.
>"Well, the last president who said no wound up having his head splattered all over his wife, if you catch my drift, Mister President."
>He shivers.
>He folds.
>"Goodbye, Mister President."
>Get a phonecall as I leave the building
>"Ueli."
>"Yes, Mister Blocher?"
>"Have you suceeded?"
>"Yes sir, Operation He will not divide us is a success."

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>>talmud.exe
i'm fucking dying

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>Brits and Irish go to the same school

yeah that'll work

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>Be me
>Padraig
>Finishing my last few exams
>Finally, soon I can leave this god-forsaken country and return to Derry.
>"Oi, Paddy, ya cunt."
>The thick, manchester accent makes my neck-hair bristle
>"Oi Paddy, how's Londonderry doin'?"
>That's it, tae fuck
>BlackAndTans.mp3
>Turn around, look at the chav cunt.
>About to bust his fat skull
>Remember suddenly, can't do that shit
>I already almost got thrown out last time
>"Listen, Tom, ya fat bastard"
>He looks at me with amused surprise
>"Keep runnin' yer mouth like that and I'll have me da' blow up some more cars."
>"Fair, Padraig, fair, tell him to kill a few Irishmen as well. Just like last time. Remember the pub bombings? Where your mum got shagged harder than I shagged yer nan's beefflaps yesterday?"
>thatsfuckingit.wav

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What’s funny is the fact the Troubles are still going on when the movies take place, so Harry’s IRL family probably have experienced a cat bomb or two

Fun Fact: the British Wizard government has control over Ireland as well, that’s why the Irish can go to Hogwarts. The Irish have their own autonomous wizard government which works under the British wizard government

Then again, I can only assume it’s an autonomous government, because JK has flip flopped massively about if there’s an Irish wizard government or not, sometimes there is, sometimes there isn’t

>Be me
>Harry Potter, alternative timeline
>Voldemort went after Neville and his family
>Parents still got killed in a freak pub incident after they dropped me off at my uncle's pad.
>Uncle says that the irish had lobbed a parcel bomb in there and blasted both of them to bits.
>Get adopted by my uncle, keep the name Potter but add Black to it.
>Over the course of 10 years, he teaches me many things.
>"First and foremost" he says "Irish are not humans. Killing an Irishman is not murder."
>"It's pest control."
>Ireland is rightfully british.
>It's called Londonderry, not Derry.
>There shouldn't be a border in Ireland.
>There shouldn't be a northern Ireland.
>Only the United Kingdom should be.
>Only the United Kingdom will be.

>cat bomb
Did you mean car Bomb or is there a fucking wizard spell which blows up a cat?

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>the entirety africa is just one big oogabooga school
Based Rowling.

Fuck i really wanna read Harry Potter troubles fan fiction now

lmao

>Be me
>Serbian Wizard
>Discover the dark arts
Pic related

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just like irl tbqh

Nice

She could have given it a decent name. A Jesuit reduction converted into a magic school would be flawless

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Fuck you fags, we'll destroy you at quidditch
>tfw every single name in that team is butchered

Nah, Wormwood or whatever

Raybens broken. Leme repair. Oculus Repa*BAM*.... Owwwiee why you shot me fren?!

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What's the name of Israels school?
>Shekelmore

we hunt magic soyboys