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How do we lower the teen suicide rates? edition

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>how can i be a nonce when ive never had a gf or sex
That is literally the criteria for being a nonce you dirty stinking pedo

Kill yourself; overcome your fear

only stupid people kill themselves at that age

why would we want to lower suicide rates

let them neck themselves only the strong survive

loony lefties

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unironically this

Immediately deport all shitskins.

yeah and kids are stupid, their still learning to not be stupid

What to Brits think of American tabloids?

genuinely fucked in the head

wacky bruce, this isnt on

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not arsed

>glass stones

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got myself shadowbanned for arguing with these types before

I first tried when I was 8 does that make me stupid?

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nothing more passive aggressive than a shadowban
don't know why leftist freaks utilize it

Just bought a replica football shirt

Quality has gone down the swanny, I'm itching all over my body

Can't believe I spent £50 on this

which part of this is a lie?

be alreet after a wash

By killing all the liberals/leftists in your country

Insatiable yellow fever

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which part of that do you think is right?

you're not supposed to put them in the washer you've got to hand wash them

full kit nigger

It's not 1850

None, but if they're essentially admitting we're being invaded then surely they must understand why there is a pushback against that rather than acceptance.

What a despicable whore.

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no you can wash them just dont run them through the dryer

My threads are doing ironman numbers

all of it is objectively true

I want to see a graph with the amount of autistic people per board

20 years. 20 years. 20 years. 20 years. 20 years.

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mad the way they feel so free to express the utter bollocks they believe

no paragraph that utilizes exclamation marks can be objectively true

na na na na
na na na na
hey hey hey
have sex

I want to smell her.

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Imaging that your "kids" are stupid enough to kill themselves at that young age without experiencing any kind of life difficulties or problems in their life, and when they open then tv to watch their favorite movie, they see a manspreading chair advertisement, kek

Have you ever seen a more boring looking woman in your life?

>insatiable
have you ever fucked a yellow girl?

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yikes...

Yeah

Purge the communists, fascists, and other authoritarians from public life.

hand like an oven mitt that's fell down the back of the fridge

How do we save gays lads?

They're going down a hopeless road but they're salvageable

>‘I keep randomly shouting out ‘broccoli’ and ‘cauliflower’ – I think I might have florets.’

Lmao who would've guessed he's obese. Pathetic

10 years. 10 years. 10 years. 10 years. 10 years.

britain should block all social media sites, deport muslims, and invest in cultural gatherings for young people

I remember when I didn’t have an Emma folder and kept all my Emma pics in the trash folder. That was a long time ago.

a peng one, not the dime-a-dozen hideous ones you see on every uni campus?

Kek

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I bet her feet is smelly as fuck

erm the last time I checked there aren't 29 months in a year lad

hi lads

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Promote safe sex and monogamy.

bet you're even fatter now

no I'm fine thanks

Yeah she was on a working visa

britain should invest in my current account

Why do chinks have slit eyes, has this ever bee explained?

went to see the lion witch and the wardrobe with me mam and her boyfriend when it came out

they don't even use celsius over there, their units are all fucked

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her boyfriend? le what?

I bet her asshole is smelly as fuck.

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Did he ever knock you about?

kind of scares me that he fucks men, reckon if we were mates he would shag me

there isn't anything wrong with imperial units, and being that you're an ignorant foreigner I'm not surprised you don't know that metric is used for sciences, and you only think celcius is a superior scale for temperature because it's what you're used (it isn't)

don't think that's how it works

despise gays

...

what don't you understand

just like the white winged dove

>there isn't anything wrong with imperial units, and being that you're an ignorant foreigner I'm not surprised you don't know that metric is used for sciences, and you only think celcius is a superior scale for temperature because it's what you're used (it isn't)

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despite gays being only 13% of the population

can't fathom being french

They constitute 50% of fashion designers and musical theater producers

imagine if god is actually really and you do actually have to spend forever burning in hell
scary thought

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

PREPARE YOUR ANUS FOR ENTRY

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SHE SAW RAMONA FLOWERS
AND FELT SO EMPOWERED

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Why do you glorify being a failure?

would anything bad even happen if all fags died overnight

I would just sneak over the border fence into heaven

der frosch...

not much you can fathom stupid yank
don't @me

Repent

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hahahaaaa waheyyyy

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the idea is simply bizarre

where's your father?

Jews believe in the same God as Christians, but they generally don't believe in hell.

france is inherently bent

You will just cease to exist

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sales of tight fitting crop tops and butt plugs would plummet