/cum/

sorry im not autistic

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bruh do u live in vladivostok

Midland

>t. spic
lmao

is that the most complicated map legend of all time

Nobody knows where my accent is from

sleep? yeah, mayb

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Yes you are

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I can hear the intensifyied breathin ITT

Penis in the sky - edition.

DAAWWWW

possibly

OH YEAH?!?

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Yeah, I'm a sectret aussi in a foreign land,
nothing to do all day just stay in bed
you are in vladivostok now
oooh oooh you are in vladivostok now

>intensifyied
Intensified english

anyone here ever take mushrooms?
when you're tripping, you ever feel like you gotta piss constantly?

Doesn't the salton sea smell like shit?

I only did it a handful of times, but I've never had that feeling from mushrooms.

ok....

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Yes.

And no

go to my bed

I'm not from there, that was the flight path of a us marine pilot.

And i had a follow up image i finger painted on my phone.

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Anyone else here very ugly? No average normies need apply

*vapes in your direction*

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HURRY THE FUCK UP

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I'm super ugly.

Have had sex though

Yeah same. Doubt that will happen again though

>smell like shit

BTW, I was visiting the USA few years ago and was driving from Fremont to Yosemite. There were some kind of fields and the smell was so shitty and so unbearable I was thinking they were cultivating special kind of plants that bear turds

I'm still wonder what was the source of that smell

You have too much time on your hands dude

That's pig fertilizer

Maybe someone else ran over a skunk.

>Have had sex though
How was it? How long did your asshole hurt after the event

Might have been a pig farm. They smell awful miles around

have to go buy a loaf of bread before toil...

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Truly disgusting

manure, pretty common smell when driving across the countryside

I've been playing guitar for less than a year and I still suck donkey dick

Took about
1.5 minutes while i was cooking.

>ran over a skunk.

Thanks god I've never ever seen one. Not sure how do they smell or stink. I imagine it must be somewhat different from poo smell?

Are you taking lessons? Are you playing new things constantly? Can you read music? Do you do finger exercises? Do you have the fret board memorised?

have you ever smelled marijuana? it's a bit like that, but really sour and musky.

Yeah it smells sort of like marijuana smoke

my grandmas neighbors smoke weed and she's always mentioning how she's got a skunk lurking around in her yard lol

I've never experienced anything like that while driving across Russian fields. Have no idea why, local farmers do use manure but it ends up being not that smelly.

Things only redditors like:
>Mr Rogers
>Dogs
>Rap music
>Talking about how rare they love their steak
>Making "Canadians are nice" jokes
>Saying "MLK would be turning in his grave"
>Vaping
>Talking about how awesome Scandinavian politics is despite not knowing a thing about it
>Saying they're into astronomy merely because they like pictures of supernovas or galaxies
>Feet Porn

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Uhm I see. It doesn't seem to be that disgusting like they say then

Mlk would be turning over in his grave from this post

Is Rainbow 6 Siege a good game?

you just don't want to get sprayed, because apparently it's very difficult to remove the scent

>he says posting an imgur frog image

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Why do people in horror games and movies NEVER open closet door?
Like every fucking time somedy hides in a close they act like it's a black hole that nobody can reach or see becauise no one ever consider for a second to think someone they're looking for might be there. Everyfucking time someone hides in a room full of shit the person/monster they're hiding from always gets in and just wanders around without even touching anything, no matter how smart or dumb it's supposed to be
god horror genre is complete shit and was NEVER scary

How many Russian proxies could you heem at once?

Me, six

>rap music
insanely varied form to dismiss completely
>vaping
once again, lots of different vaporizers
>scandanavian politics
>astronomy
yup
>feet porn
is that really a reddit thing? to me the ultimate reddit thing is making meta posts about how "awesome" the internet is, and especially how much "I really feel like a redditor" and about "this community"

first day of uni tomorrow pretty nervous

I save all my frog images from google images.
You know my name not my story.

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>in August
Wot m8 wot uni

Yeah horror movies aren't generally good, but you do have to be in the right mood and mindset in order for the "scary" parts to work

Don't be worried. There's always work to do, but college can be a lot of fun. Make sure you can manage your time well though.

It's very exciting for the first two weeks but by the time Week 3 begins you'll be back to your old uninspired usual self.

I start my third year next month and I feel empty about it. Not excitement, not dread. It merely exists.

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big mistake

Then why does this image have a 4channel-style filename?

Farts

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My baby niece has started laughing now

It's driving and having to get a job that's got me nervous tbqh

Jow Forums posts come up on google images sometimes
the archive has its own thing and if the key words align then it pops up.

What kind of campus is it? Are you living on campus?

>the ultimate reddit thing is
circlejerk

Where bunch of faggots come along and start carma whoring like mad just to show the world that they aren't mainstream and different and do really really care about something.

no, yes, kind of(very basic shit because I learned the recorder in 3rd grade), yes, yes

It's just a small community college. I live about 8 minutes away and it's a straight shot there on the highway. I just really hate driving, would rather ride a bike on the hottest and coldest days of the year but somehow they don't have bike racks.

a dangerous lie
please delete

dw.com/en/fursuit-fans-preen-themselves-for-berlin-meet-up/g-50071248

Check it out, furries have infiltrated Deutsche Welle

I NEED to get fired tommorow

storming again

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haha indiana gang rise up

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yee
did you catch any of that thunderstorm early this morning? I've never seen so much lightning

Is that cat Jewish?

yeah shit was fucked

yes, he's even circumcised

was cray. surprised the power never went out.

seething rn
(not really i just wanted to make this post)

Arrived at toil early. Didn’t take 20 minutes at the store to get my bread more like five. Fuck.

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toilberg will be very proud!

Please delete this

mfw an american circumcises his cat

niggeria

>mfw a europoor has an opinion

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