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hate myself and want to die edition

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is that real

Ommioddio anch'io

Is that a Prison Mike shirt?

extreme hardship? more like pull yourself together ship

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utter choon

mmm salt and pepper chips

im cool because i do drugs
not cool people dont do drugs

despise yanks

Fuck queen

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im a highly intelligent individual

Didn't really think about yanks but the more I speak to them the more I realise they have their heads up their own arses. Weird people that think they know everything about everything when in reality they know nothing and belong to a nation of uncultured brownskinned muttoid rats.

More of a Rolling Stones man myself

>flag
contradictory

Stop eating carbs lads

youtu.be/6ugz3DRV9zs

no one cares.

I want to have a heart attack though

All of those birds are so fit corrrrr

Exclusively eat vegetables me

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not wrong there mike

I reckon there is something quite innately honourable of a nuns duty to not marry and serve only God

think that tradition is quite nice although today there is no God and only society. The honourable women of today should imo take an oath never to marry and instead be trained not in the book of god but in therapy and understanding how people behave so they can offer all men and women mental and physical intimacy, kind of like a mix between a mother and a prostitute. T

nuns are all lesbians and mental cases

my dad was in the smiths

why is being unmarried something to celebrate

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my dad worked at wh smiths

Judaism

how do the jews benefit from that?

>39 and pregnant
>young

Jews frown upon infidelity

My bellend stings

Both Real Madrid and Chelsea are in perfect situations for Jose Mourinho to come in now if you think about it.

Frank Lampard is shit, he’s an ex-jack so pains me to say, his understanding of the game isn’t the same level though unfortunately for him.

to some ponce named clark gayford no less

if you don't know...

I cringe at this very badly.

please explain

I've cummed, lads.

alri micheál?
not a big fan of this statement

no im going to sleep now

sleep tight rorke

Wow, 3 to 4 times more teen boys than teen girls die from suicide, but of course the picture shows a girl...
Also, /brit/ replies about liberal Vs right-wing were idiotic.

>sleep tight rorke

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Just the way they come across on the internet. Not exclusive to america either. Most people on the internet are a pack of wasters.

love nigger dicks me

corrrr he's so fit

What do the people of Israel think about the poster 190cm master race

sick to bastard DEATH of policemen whining about how dangerous their job is
NO SHIT you are a POLICEMAN
you POLICE violent criminals wtf did you expect before you took the job

Lads pls help me
Watch the first 60 seconds of this vid and tell my why I'm falling in love with this slag

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rather not say

never clicked on a yank link

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Looks Swedish. She from Minnesota

Free Palestine

based

any cuckold man in?

Owls

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Nice Try

might eat a whole loaf of bread

time is running out for me
the train is leaving

Jow Forums threads shouldn't be organized by language or race, but by time zone.
I miss /insomnia/.

on peut traiter l'insomnie, user

despise yanks I do

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out

Want to put a baby in that swedish asmr slag. Shame they're all fucking cunts in real life.

OK.

you're catching the bus?

dad is a proletarian doctor so you'd better not come up with pills or "sports" and work ethics.

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Does he want a Moni gf?

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Hahahahahaha!!! This image just made me laugh aloud for some reason. It's just pure concentrated depression in one image isn't it? It's like his soul is getting sucked right out of him and he's just fading away off into the abyss.

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do you actually listen and derive enjoyment to that stuff
ive only taken note of two of them, asmrdarling because her face is insanely aesthetic and that chinky one that eats horrid stuff like live octopus and lizards

la mélatonine n'est pas comme les autres médicaments. ou peut-etre une tasse de tisane à camomile ?

ffs I'm on nofap

I don't watch asmr. Just clicked on the yanks link.

made with briitsh and irish beef

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>la mélatonine
haha, that was new 3 years ago, man.
France is awesome, it used to cost an arm but I could have it for free with the "sécu".
Thanks though for the good intentions, straight to my heart.

As you can see, black people prepare us for Reptilians (picture, London tube)

american seem so soulless
can't really place why

Onve upon a time my leg got stuck in the metro door, but I imagined pull it out inches before he goes into the tunnel

we dont have enough old buildings

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Yes, me too. Was about to kill myself last year in March and September, was about to jump in front of a moving train twice and also planned to jump off a church tower at one point aswell but managed to internally talk myself out of it and here I am still depressed and dissociated from reality but I still haven't killed myself yet. What hardship and stress have you been through personally?

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is scotland as shit as it seems?

no

I've been to Bangkok.

don't mean culture or the country
just the way you talk and express yourselves
it's like robots

even worse

>let me tell you about your island

yeah still think that just has to do with new buildings
im scottish mate

have fond memories of scotland but last time i went i was 12 and only to edinburgh

no you're not
be quiet

I've been to Los Angeles and Miami and Dakkar.

I want to shag her.

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my new year's resolutions is gonna be to tell every boomer i see to fuck off and die already, what about you lads?

no, no im not
have been to scotland though

Used to go in there to get Doctor Who dvds when I was a kid. A fond memory of mine was the time I got pic related as a treat for being well behaved.

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haha

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it's actually a real thing.

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I’ve been to Cheadle.

>MENTIONED

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think i might fuck off and die haha

Listening to based Morrissey