/brit/

Pet yank jumping on all the furniture

dogs evolved with mankind. if you don't like dogs, you are by default a reject freak.

my name a jeff

>yank humour

I'm jumping on the furniture

to understand the man you have to know what was happening in the world when he was twenty

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>to understand the man you have to know what was happening in the world when he was twenty

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youtube.com/watch?v=qDdDXks75hI

based

its true

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just further proof that all women secretly fantasize about being raped

toil on the today lads

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Well?

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NEET toil today

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ik that feel

I'm one of the few sex-havers browsing /brit/ right now lads
the weight of such responsibility would crush lesser men

Arrest all sex havers

sex is overrated lad, innocently holding hands is real big brained time

what do you think are zez is up to these days
reckon he must be in his 30s now at the very least ‘kinell

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I've seeded ova, imagine how I feel

great way to contract cjd

he still plays runescape lol he has twitter

I had sex yesterday

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zezima said he hates monkeys

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based, love the disdain certain people have for literally everyone that isn't english

he's a fucking weird brony. dude was just some sperg who grinded a lot on a popular game full of kids

15 minute group french oral presentation due tomorrow and havent started yet

not the least bit surprised

won't let this build up inside of me

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zezima was a family of people that worked in shifts to grind xp

listening to phil collins

Would demolish her

boomer tier

*gorilla starts playing the drums*

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there is a certain ruthless truth about these men I appreciate, mostly english but on the flipside, that same ruthlessness extends a distant, cold feeling towards their own countrymen.
if the english could only learn how to love themselves again

good morning

have a 200 word essay due in about 12 hours and I haven't even written one (1) word

fuck off

Are you Elias Harkonen of Turku?

hi

Is this a dune reference

>200 word essay
200 words is a paragraph, not an essay, don't be a nigger

Not in the very slightest.

yes it is

Godspeed lad better get to it

youtu.be/zOxuQBe_cL8

To hold an EU passport is to win the lottery of life and Brits are prepared to throw it all away because they think it will mean fewer brown people in their country (hint: it won't)

this is deep

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British passport is better anyway

yeh that's why

I know Europe is amazing from your perspective but it's not all that

hopefully it means less p*les and r*manians though

nah 200 words is actually quite the spectacle if it's the right topic (which mine is)

Yes it definitely will. Besides, Brexit isn’t all about immigration anyway

In any generation there will always be a group of people so dumb that the right ideology will easily move them to whatever senseless movement you'd like them to take part in.

Maybe we should just get on the Jew's level and start pimping "people" like they do.

Instead they'll just have more immigration from "Common""wealth" countries

Yes we’ll have more immigration from Canada, Australia and New Zealand

is thailad in

would decimate your entire being into pączki batter muttoid

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pfft

how's chicago lad

I don't live there (thank god)

A bit rainy today. Also we had the air and water show this weekend

What's it like to get naked with a girl for the first time lads?

get raped by a fat nigger

have you seen the news this morning lads

In Naperville?

awkward as shit

yeah thanks

Really? Figure all the emotions and general horniness would override the awkwardness.

>Cannabis oil now available at Thai state hospitals
You mean this?

Me, yes. The air and water show on the lakefront

Jeremy Corbyn will say the UK is facing a Brexit "crisis" later and vow to do "everything necessary" to stop the UK from leaving the EU without a deal.

Unironically been there

How the FUCK do you know about Naperville?

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youtu.be/9qJ6Q-mSaeQ
Really wish I was this good with my stuff
Got what I call 'Michael J. Fox hands'

quackery

not for 15 year old me at least

I've been there, I had extended family that lived there until they moved to Michigan.

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Well that makes sense, teenagers are so anxious to begin with plus you probably didn't have any alcohol in you as most adults would when doing sex for the first time

Also
>15 year old
Fuck off Turbochad

slap the bass

imagine living in a place where you can't walk into a store and buy weed