They are only good at shootings
Why is the U.S TERRIBLE at Football?
Isaac Baker
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Angel Robinson
our girls are great at soccer. our men play real sports.
Isaac Clark
Maybe if you give gun to every footballer on the pitch, they will be more interested.
David Thomas
They don’t put any effort towards this sport. The guys on the USA team are d tier athletes that were rejects from other sports
Lucas Bell
We literally have the most world cup wins you mong
Jace Cook
>real sports
William Nelson
it's true. the only soccer players i've met were girls
Carter Wilson
> dominates everyone at the olympics
> produces real athletes as opposed to 1.7 meter skinny fat twinks chasing a ball
> has 4 out of the 5 highest generating sports leagues in the world
Yeah ok
Grayson Wood
* highest revenue generating
Andrew Barnes
Met some male soccer players
Needless to say, they were Brazilians, Ecuadorians, etc.
Sebastian Fisher
wwe isn't a sport, it's a stunt show
Jason Lee
>lacking a good national technical director
>cringe culture/no culture
>be busy playing and being successful in too many other sports
>have disgusting locked-down franchise league as 1st tier
>have the top flight run for years on end by self-interested corperates only there for the $$
>pay to play system preventing true talent from emerging from anywhere in the country
>nationwide stigma against the sport for being soft
>majority don't call it football
>struggle to qualify in shitty confed
>will forever be considered underdogs
>has good womens team funnily, but no one gives a flying fk
>be Australia.
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Angel Brooks
How much more wrong could you be?
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3 titles in a row!
Josiah Murphy
>I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fucker down. You were a man. And under that hot alabama sun you learned the values of christ, america, and manhood- the missisipi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul...
And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that pussy european shit- real sport, arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and id watch muscular, toned black men. Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin! I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that pussy of hers. And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, philidelphia- my home- and she made love to every nigger in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you pussy europeans talk about sport... remember what REAL men play
Julian Rivera
>American football
enjoy your brain damage
Thomas Young
Because it's worthless. Just my opinion.
Matthew Reed
nobody really watches soccer here, maybe only during big events
David Howard
how come euros africans and Latrinos dedicate their entire sporting population to one sport but Americans and Australians who play 5 other ball sports first still qualify for the world cup regularly
Easton Watson
you guys have rugby and cricket at least
Evan Murphy
I'm pretty good at sock 'er
*beats wife mercilessly*
Christian Collins
im more and more beginning to believe that americans are incapable of understanding the concept of 'prestige'. i feel like you'd celebrate winning the world hopskotch championship like it were the mens fifa world cup.
Henry Gray
Australia is hosting this event next
Gavin Walker
Dominic Brown
Yes of course, when does Russia win something?
Asher Ortiz
In what?
Owen Hughes
You are really good at ice skiing, gymnastics and ice hockey.
Adam Allen
haha that's right, the ruskis won the ice hockey gold medal. or not, russia but rather, 'olympic athletes of Russia' who after their win proceeded to sing their national anthem. fking loved watching that
Easton Taylor
only blacks play sports in your cunt
Oliver Thompson
Blacks are not real men?
Andrew Davis
lmao
Anthony Wright
They don't care about that, simple as that
Luke Roberts
thats what i'm sayin, only blacks are men in the USA
Logan Nelson
Soccer is for faggots, real men play hockey you girly ass latinos/euros. Take your faked injury pussy sport and shove it.
Jayden Collins
Lol
Christopher Allen
Irony is it's true though, soccer ranks pretty low amongst the toughest sports. Every sport below Tennis is designated: Pussy.
Carter Kelly
football is good because it is interesting and fun sport. not because it is "manly" or isn't "pussy". that sounds like a cope from someone who has deep insecurities with masculinity desu.
Connor Smith
Why is there such a huge disparity between Lacrosse and Hockey they're the same fucking sport.