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am waiting until my phimosis is gone

is that a guy?

the whole board is Jow Forums
shits annoying as fuck. every other thread is tfw no gf tier

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Don't have a gf

i hope so, imagine sucking her cute little penis

It's a girl (male)

how do you think your life would be different if you had outgrown your phimosis in the last ten years?

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contact ur local mohel
(free succjob included)

>in 4 years went from vidya nerd who doesn't care about women to vidya nerd who toys around with women because it's fun
just rn got this college slut who wants to go swimming then go back to her place "just to chill and talk ;)" and my big titty fwb who is trying to show off to me how much of a good wife she would be
meanwhile what I want is for the halo games to finally drop on steam and for shadowkeep update to destiny 2

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>Destiny 2
See, this is why I despise normies

wow stacy, I didn't know you could fight!!

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Based

would probably be an incel

>mohel
>free

"Free", I'm laughing my ass off. Do you know how a copper wire was invented? Two jews were fighting over a penny. "Free", yeah, right.

*whiny nerd voice*

...

>gets her into a backbreaker

based shaniqua and based stacy kicking shaniqua's ass

>Do you know how a copper wire was invented? Two jews were fighting over a penny.
LOL

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Did you take a wrong turn on your way to Jow Forums?

sent my manager a text message, saw the typing bubble, and now they havent replied in 3 minutes and counting

get ready to get #MeToo’d

FUCK

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Hate that, the "read" indicators, and "last seen"
Nobody wants or needs to know, but it becomes a mind game and you feel the need to leave messages unread for a while

Man up and stop being fragile little cunt. Learn to banter for fucks sake.

sue me man, shit's fun and I got the game for free

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kek
going to use this in the future

Quick poll:

Hit me with ur best Business Idea

Business idea: kys

I’ll Start:
Single use scaled-up marshmallow pillow

subscription service for poo enthusiasts

waifubots

buy something for cheap and sell it with huge mark up

drugs

Hello frens.

Tinder but for gays

>be me
>I need to sleep
>but i typing on Jow Forums

that counts

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Gamer Girl Blood Boudin Noir

You are late, what's happened

wot's the good word, bruce

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Already exists, it's called Grindr.

got called "sangry"
i don't think that's true

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How the fuck do you know that?

Not much. I asked mum to cut my hair today. Haha, found out one of the women has blocked me on messenger probably because I didn't go to the movies with her.

Just put my 4th pizza of the day in the oven lads

you fat fuck

guys whats the name of that snes game with the green haired girl? and the faceless robot people? I think it was a platformer

>Haha, found out one of the women has blocked me on messenger probably because I didn't go to the movies with her.

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is that like sangria

I've hardly been posting on 4channel as of late.

You are gay! You fell right into my trap

sad angry, i've never heard someone say it before either

Jesus

Heard it mentioned on here before.

>4th pizza
What kind of pizza? Are you having a beer with the pizza?

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Traps are gay though...
(Sounds like you are gay)

Its happened before a few weeks ago. I still can't figure out what I did wrong. I don't care because the good looking one still talks to me daily.

I was thinking it's 14:30 down under, where beer does flow and men chunder

LOL

nvm I was thinking of mischief makers and it was n64

I chundered on Friday night. They got me drunk. I wish they would have raped me.

mischief makers is great

God bless treasure Ltd

Also I chundered on my t-shirt, so one of them put a womens silk top on me then helped me get onto the bus to try & get me into a nightclub.

>I wish they would have raped me.

What were you drinking?

>chundered

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Rude, wrong, post physique. It's hard being 6'4". That being said it's no way to live
Agreed
Some ultra-thin crust bs that was 50% off at the store. Might have a non-alcoholic beer with it to make things that much worse

Maker's Mark.

...

To vomit.

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how do Americans feel about Edward Snowden?

best slang word for vomiting is ‘to yack’

he's a poo poo head

t. attention seeking snowden

fuck off ed

I never hear about him anymore outside of more independent left-wing media. Seems to have disappeared from our news and everyone just shrugged off the whole government spying thing. Now we have Trump (and Putin lol) to get mad at. History will vindicate him

I unironically think he's a hero

>Maker's Mark.
Never tried it.

Legit question: I've seen wallabies and roos jumping in snow. Are they doing okay when in freezing temps? I was imaging they are going like to freeze to death if it snows

gtfo

the suits thought his revelations would be far more damaging than they actually were. in reality your average american doesn't care if they're being spied on.

He is literally a traitor. Filthy piece of shit. He clearly crossed the line.

its like people are actual NPCs

National hero

You're not an American.

Why are americans like this?

+15

>/brit/

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what makes you think that?

were these the most cringe memes of the last year? i say yes

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