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You had one job edition

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I wish I was dead.

thread is kill
am I free now?

you'll be free once this site gets closed down

fucking mosquitos ate me alive today
gotta start closing my window at night

The EU is nice.

t. commie
It’s a good idea but poor execution

It pays me for going to Czechia to have sex.
It's the nicest thing in the world.

how old are you

21, I'm at the best moment of my life.
Why?

I genuinely dislike you

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Rude.

Well this happens when we allow wecterners and zoomers in our generals.

This. Death to the EU, bring the wall back.

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you are the embodiment of everything I hate
>incel
>unironic commie
>thinks he's tough because he has muscles
>writes like a posh bitch
>thinks he's above everyone
>westerner
>puts pussy on a pedestal
>zoomer
I hope someone beats the shit out of you in a club in czechia and you never wake up afterwards

It will be hard to find somebody who can beat me but who knows.
Anyway I'm probably not going to many clubs.

He can't get laid in spain and thinks he will get laid in czechia
lmao delusional manlet

>manlet
>not hard to beat

actually now that I think about it
if you never ask any girl out you are not an incel, but a volcel
if you constantly ask women out and always get rejected, you're an incel

He could. womyn and their lizzard brain gives foreigners advantage. womyn are a soulless

What's on the menu today guise?

soup of self-hate
french fries with depression
suicidal ice cream bowl

Spanish women are the most entitled cunts in Earth.

Laszlo, anybody could beat you just running a bit around until you lose your breath fat fucking faggot.

I'm an incel, 100%.

expertboxing.com/why-lifting-weights-wont-increase-punching-power

Fapped two hours straight and now my mouse is broken.

time for round two

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good job, care to share some of that stuff?

He admits that being stronger helped him as a beginner, he's exaggerating basically because articles have to exaggerate, it's truth that there's isn't a direct correlation between lifting and punching strength, but it helps.
Also, I have trained Kyokushinkai and they would never say me that lifting is bad for strength, and the people who trained there and were the strongest there also lifted weights.

1. I am not Laszlo
2. Why would anybody fat would put himself into some chase scenario where he has no adventage at all?
3. Did you learn to fight from videa?

>anybody could beat you
nigga
I can literally speed up to 40 kmh on my MTB on flat terrain while being 110 kg. I can run 5-6 km wo stop while carrying a 40 kg load. I've learned to wrestle from the age of 4 to the age of 18. The chances of you twinks beating me in PvP is ZERO.

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>t-the article is not true!!
>h-h-he's exaggerating!!

If we ever get to leave can we join too?

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>1. I am not Laszlo
Whatever.
>2. Why would anybody fat would put himself into some chase scenario where he has no adventage at all?
Well the average 4channer is a fat basement dweller but you say you can beat me.
>3. Did you learn to fight from videa?
No

*kicks you in the balls*
Ptss, nothing personal Laszlo.

tfw no hungarian gf

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I can literally reel them inside.

Deport the invaders first

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Also, worst of all, he’s a manlet as well

So you are above average?

I haven't been sick in like 3 years
who else /greatimmunitysystem/ here?

I'm feel like I'm sick all year, always sneezing and coughing
what could it be

lmao look at this immunitylet
pathetic

eat zinc

Same, although I often pretend to be sick to skip work

how

check out my kebab

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rude

hope you choke on it

just like your mom did on my cock last night

having a lunch too

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looks bad

looks good

why cant v4 shitholes show us some gratitude for lifting them out of poverty?

It’s soup + dish set for 3.5€, it’s not peak dining but it serves its purpose

the thanks are reserved for USSR

well as long as it sates your hunger it's ok
though I wouldn't eat those mashed potatoes

Why?

youd be another ukraine if it wasnt for the west, esp germany

everything we have was built with brotherly help of Soviet Union

you wish hans

they look like they were made from powder and not from real potatoes

uhh ok

ok now ur just baiting. half of your cities were built by germans and founded on magdeburg rights.

based

henlo

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dios mio

hello Shiggy

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>11months later
>posting images still vanned

I made a comic about burning down house (I was wild as a 17 year old)
part 1

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Part 2
I just wanted to see it burn

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you degenerate beast

on /v/?

whole 4chin and range ban for posting on /a/

absolutely shit thread
kill yourselves

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shut up you cringy edgelord
go cry about the end of the world

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ask fridge about medications while she’s here

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want some meds huh?

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btw guys, thanks for this nickname, I made a mark out of it
desuarchive.org/int/thread/71449536/#q71469086

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Czech anons, is it true that there are no nigs, arabs and chinks in your country?
How much do Czechs hate Hungarians?
What are the nicest places that I should visit in your country?
I'm going home in October and I want to go on a roadtrip with my brother. We were originally going to go to Germany through Austria but I have a friend there who says even the small Bavarian towns are full of shitskins now, so I'm thinking about going to the Czech Republic (Czechia?) instead. My hobby is photography and my mom keeps telling me how beautiful your country is.

Daily reminder Czechs are NOT slav(e)s. Please stop affiliating us with those mongoloid good for nothing bydlos, thank you.

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weather’s nice today

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ekhem language group ekhem

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BASED

>Czech anons, is it true that there are no nigs, arabs and chinks in your country?
Lies. Prague is infested with chinks, shitskins, niggers and gypsoids just like every other capital city.
>How much do Czechs hate Hungarians?
As much as they hate Poles. They will shittalk them but not seriously.
>What are the nicest places that I should visit in your country?
Pilsen, Pr*gue, various castles and mansions around the country side. I can recommend Hluboká for instance

language means nothing, dummy. If I learn Hebrew does it make me ethnically jewish? No it does not. Czechs have not been slav(e)s for centuries and only happen to speak language that is based on medieval slav(e) language but still is distinctive language from it.

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your country is basically a glorified brothel for western tourists

So what are you? German (-wannabies)?

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the same can be said about Paris, Amsterdam, Budapest and just about any other capital city. And even if that was true at least we are not slav(e)s :^)

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clearly a mixture of slav(e)s and Germans with some celtic genes in the mix. 25-30% of Bohemia pre 1945 was considered German afterall

>Prague is infested with chinks, shitskins, niggers and gypsoids
I'm sorry Czechbro. I never thought this would happen, or at least not so quickly. I left for 2 years and here we are. I feel an immense dread about not seeing the beauty of Europe before it was ruined.
>They will shittalk them but not seriously.
Nice. I honestly wasn't too worried but it's good to hear because R*manians and Slovaks sometimes assault Hungarian tourists for no apparent reason.
>Hluboká
Seems really nice, thanks.

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Czechs literally invented Panslavism

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Kotposter stap baiting us

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yes, since they needed someone to LARP as. Don't worry they quickly changed their mind when they realised how shit SLAV(E)S are at everything they do. It's a shame really, if Národní obrození didn't happen we would've been a Bundesrepublik today most likely and people would not affiliate us with SLAV(E)S.

shhhhhh

I put food in my fridge, I really like my fridge

Oh ok do whatever

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Poles aren't Slav either, we are Wendo-Judeo-Sarmatians with Vandal origins

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Slavs larping as Germans is the cringiest thing ever.
Also, it's Eastern German who are German speaking Slav, not Czech who are Slav speaking Germans.

Being brown manlet is the cringiest thing ever

>YoU aRe SlaVeS
Cope more, we are not slav(e)s and it feels good knowing that.

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