>sweethart mom won the greencard lottery, I'm going to America! y-you are coming with me, right honey?
Sweethart mom won the greencard lottery, I'm going to America! y-you are coming with me, right honey?
>greencard lottery
does that really exist?
Press S to spit on the US flag
Yes but you can probably get in through one of your cousins in america
Press P to pay respect
Press T to thank me for my service
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Of course, I'd love to go with you.
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>"No, I'm going to Japan and steal pantsu."
>mom you already are american, did you have a fucking concussion or something
Why would I want to go to America? I have already watched The Simpsons
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okay, this is epic
>inb4 she renounced her citizenship in the past
No, and you can't make me go to Am*rica.
You can visit the seed and feed place in real life
>Greencard
That's not funny mom. If you speak of the Los in a positive light even as a joke one more time, I am going to decapitate you. And the only country I would move to is China.
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>Overstayed visa
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I would, but her child may die in one of those schools in Amercia.
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