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ye wish janny would do something about it

I am back from my date. He wanted to watch Good Boys, but I insisted we watch the Dora the Explorer movie. It's clear to me after making many decisions like where to park, what movie to watch, and what to do after the movie that this boy is does not want to be my friend. Very much a pushover, or as if he means to please me only to ask for a favor or get something from me. Oh well, I guess I can try other people for friends. I someday I hope I can meet some of you.

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>be with a group of friends at a bar one night
>watching the game together
>there’s a new guy at the bar
>chris, the bartender, says he’s the new janitor
>but he does a lot more than mop floors
>this fat, short, smelly guy goes table to table, making sure everyone is talking about sports and only sports
>kinda sucks the fun out of the whole place but we try to ignore him
>watch the game, have fun
>game is over, talk about our favorite plays and other stuff
>eventually the conversation drifts more towards general shit like life
>the janitor comes waddling over, hot pocket in his hand
>what do you think you’re doing?
>uhh, just talking about shit, I don’t believe this is any of your-
>ARE YOU AWARE THAT THIS IS A SPORTS BAR MEANT FOR SPORTS DISCUSSION ONLY
>dude the game is over, I don’t think it’s that bad if we talk-
>NO, he says, lips smacking, THIS IS A SPORTS BAR AND YOU WILL DISCUSS ONLY SPORTS HERE
>dude, you’re spraying hot pockets in my face, please move-
>YOU CANNOT BAD MOUTH A MEMBER OF THE STAFF LIKE THAT
>the only one with a bad mouth here is you
>I WILL HAVE YOU REMOVED
>fuck off, you can’t make is do shit
>this guy starts fuming because we’re right. He doesn’t even have any real power
>he has to call the bouncer to remove us
>see him stuffing down another hot pocket as we leave
>the bouncer tells us we’ve been banned from the establishment for 72 hours
>demand to see the owner
>he says we can’t because we’ve been banned for 72 hours or less
>what kind of fucking bullshit is that
>ask them how much they pay that bozo janitor
>nothing, he does it for free

I miss when he went tyrant mode and deleted news made before the previous one hit page eight

>ye wish janny would do something about it

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Guns are to the right what tranny/gay shit is to the left, a symbolic emotive issue they use to troll their political enemies in opposition to all logic and common sense. These pictures of six year old girls with AR-15s are the right-wing equivalent of taking your child to Drag Queen Story Time.

Wrong mindset

I guess you are looking more for a best friend and not a bf. I honestly don't get why would one watch dora the explorer or anything along these line. I could probably budge but I'd fall asleep in 10 minutes.

MOD ON SP

nothing wrong with this

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=Us3_8FxoAls

I wish I was Canadian

me too

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ew

What's this? Body acceptance?

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so you know about the emma watson poster/scat fetishist who posts on /brit/

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The girl on the right in red shirt looks good

America

My glutes are burning, damn kettlebells and cardio

Just farted, smelled like the yolk of hard boiled eggs x10.
Nearly puked.

What were you eating?

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No?

The 99 cent store has a ton of Muscle monsters for 99 cents. Caffeine plus whey protein but I've consistently been feeling like I'm going to leak out since I started sipping them. Sometimes 3 a day. Old black guy at the gas station actually looked around and said, "what the hell is that smell?" when I thought I was being secretive. I looked around pretending to look for something but everyone probably knew it was me. Honestly looking forward to them selling out

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vile

Trump getting elected still feels like 2 months ago to me it's weird that there's an election next year

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Do you eat borger?

Yeah I think it conveniently coincided with when my life started passing me by but I might be stuck in late 2014 forever. Where does the time go

bitch niggas

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Hey fellas, are you going to vote for Trump again?

Who is in San Carlos??

I was there like 10 minutes ago at a 7-11

The one off Old County Road? So you're the one going to meet up with the Kiwi or there are multiple San Carlos people here

not a chance

Yes

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4 more years = decades/centuries more of Hispanics coming down harder on the yt man for re-electing this buffoon. These people have no sense of the future

>when even prozzies won’t fuck you
I wouldn’t go down on a prozzie are you fucking kidding me

hope you're doing well, user.

dont know about no kiwis, but I was there. Its funny because I ended up going to another 7-11 near ben franks to get a lighter I forgot to buy at the other 7-11.

This, sounds like a chance to get herpes and actual throat cancer

In Las Vegas and really want to play at some of the tables but I promised I wouldnt....

;___;

are you gay for me or do you hate me

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what the options? I mean what is the preferred candidate for you (at this moment)?

Don't half of people have some strain of it, that causes warts? Or is herpes another HPV

once i asked you why you posted that pic all the time, and you said it was because you didn't like yourself. i thought it'd be nice to say something kind to you when you post here.

for me, joe biden
obviously an "establishment" choice but safe and won't go full socialist

he doesn't even support medicare for all
he's a centrist at best

dont think id say that. you are the first person i have ever replied to that has replied to my rare sachiko

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Someone else posted this in the last thread. Someone in San Carlos inviting the kiwi.
I know a lot of people live here but it's strange to think I might be passing /cum/ posters around town. I'm usually in the East Bay but still

Taking a shit

Didn't ask

youtube.com/watch?v=9BIYV3BLcno
well, either way i hope you liked my words of comfort.

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Nothing funnier than "people" complaining about hedonism and degeneracy, who then go smoke a cigarette.

Yet I still told
Fascinating, isn’t it

What are the most host topics the candidates are exploiting? I'm trying to get an idea what an average guys cares about.

>Fascinating
You need something to back up your empty statements. What if you lied and you were merely peeing? Next time take a pic and don't forget to add /sup

3/5

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Where was this picture taken?

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I didn't think anyone was actually high on Biden. What does full socialist mean to you, presumably a Democrat voter? Bernie seems to just want to make us more like Denmark. With some American social justice pizzazz.

Congo dandies in Mama Africa fer sure B

good enough.

Toronto

its an Australian apparently, so that sounds kind of fun. im usually going down up and down el camino and middlefield everyday. redwood city and san carlos are definitely my pit stops for anything when im off.

spent all this time drawing out a bath and a big ass month decides to nose dive into it and die at the last minute.

moth*

baths seem pointless to me

they are

pretty good if you buy those bags of soothing salt, or even those bath bombs. Aside from that, its not a good way to clean yourself.

>baths seem pointless to me
It's just a way to relax. It also helps to fall asleep after a hard day.

sauna sounds better but i've never been in one

any of you guys like to watch vids of people using the bathroom lol

no that's gross
porn is gross too but it's appealing to my cumbrain

Saunas are great and a lot of affordable gyms have them here. You can get a free pass to a 24 hour fitness or something and try it out. Feels good

>The sexpat

im not a sexpat but i do love yellow girls

You the poster that used to have chinese runes in the name field?

>sauna sounds better but i've never been in one
True that however it takes way more space.

You should definitely try it. Just don't go full retard and up the heat.

will you spank me with birch broom?

if you don't see a name its fk (unless i forget to write something)

You can count on me

I was in Taiwan, it was unbelievable experience.

I think we should nuke Taiwan ASAP, stinky tofu is way more dangerous than novichok nerve agent.

Why are you doing that? I bet it smells strongner than boiling poo

stinky tofu is only gross if you get on stinky tofu street where its literally unbearably strong
i am a fan of the flavor though, stuffs not bad

Stinky tofu is the only food I can think of that I haven't been able to eat. You can smell this restaurant from the street. Revolting. I only tried it here and not when I was in Taiwan so maybe I'll have to try it again.

cant sleep

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u live in taiwan before?

I smelled one when I was visiting some night market I believe (but not 100% sure). There was big ass pot with boiling stinky tofu. I was close to throwing up.