Mathematician: How to write 4 in between 5? China: Is this a Joke? Japan: Impossible! America: The question's wrong. UK: Not found on Internet.
India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering.... anything to do with using your brain.
Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...
Einstein says: "Let's play a game... I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500..."
Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?
Indian doesn't say a word, Reaches his pocket, Pulls out a $5...
Now... It's the indian turn...
He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends... After an hour he gives Indian $500...
Einstein going nuts and asks: Well... so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...
>F(IV)E >This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering.... what are you, 12? every place around the world has those kind of anecdotes where they are the hero
Aiden Hall
Whenever I get a scam likely call I say "poo in the loo" and "superpower2020"
Daniel Sanchez
It's so easy to tell when a chink is trying to banter. It's always middle school poop and ass jokes.
Nathaniel Diaz
Did you know Einstein was actually Indian. White people did not accept non-white as smartest man and they made him wear wig and white powder
Colton Sanchez
Whenever I get christcuck evangelist call I say shart and in mart and they go I am already doing that!! Blasted your mind no?
leave me out of this. I have nothing but respect for indians.
Jason Johnson
British: Can u Swim? Indian: No British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims. Indian: Can u Swim? British: Yes! Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!
European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?
Indian: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!
James Kelly
Based Romani cousin. I'm talking about mainland chinks.
Shit posting aside I have a serious question. So you know how India has a reputation for those eastern philosophy gurus. Usually new age retards like the Beatles are attracted to. So do those gurus ever use psychedelics? I'm curious. I'm not a dudeweed faggots I just want to know
Kevin Martinez
>anything to do with using your brain. Sadly, there are no Indians to be found near anything using a drain.
Jose Murphy
SUPERPOWER
BY
2020
Camden Reed
Majority of them don't. Only the fake ones do. Most of them use meditation and other shit like that, only nag sadhus actively do weed and some other psychedelics during their rituals but they are far removed from mainstream Hindusim. Hindusim prohibits priests and other religious leaders from drinking, smoking and eating meat. They are expected to be in touch with God through meditation and religious ceremonies
Angel Martin
The whole drugs thing was an easy way for hippies to justify their degenerate behavior as spiritual awakening. It's like taking roids to get a six pack, makes it easier but not the right way. Dunno how else to explain it
Nathan Phillips
Is meditation a meme? I've tried it a few times but don't "feel" anything.
Jayden Allen
It takes time but definitely not a meme. Not saying it's a be all end all cure for stuff but helps a lot with mental issues