AMA

Is Kaliningrad rightfully Polish?

take a leak and make a webm out of it

is it painful to dilate?

Ukrainian cock is her favorite.

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pre
like shit tbqh
I have a bf (from Jow Forums), few times a week
I cant imagine being with a non-slav .
Some guys look like pigs but same with some women, depends, Poles can look like Baltoids, like gypsies, like Germs, like Jews etc etc, typical Slavic Polish beauty is probably what you mean regarding men and women. We have round childish faces that look good on women and different on men.
I have few Ukrainian friends tbqh, havent met bad ones (yet I guess)
We can look very different, see above. Stereotypical features are dirty blonde hair or light brown and light eyes, but you can find people here with black eyes too if they are heavly infuenced by Tatar blood
>how similar is Polish to Russian?
Uh kinda, we do share some swear words and we have false Slavic friend words like sklep (in Polish it means shop, in Russian grave crypt, in Czech basement)
Read this berdyaev.com/berdiaev/berd_lib/1914_178.html

no u
I used to fap to hussars
Never tried
Królewiec* and yes, obviously.
I need to get more drunk
depends uh

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Try it, polish woman both local and tourist crave it

Welp I can't, I never cheated and will never cheat on my Polish bf

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Your loss

Uh.
How are things in Lithuania, you guys doing alright?

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Literally no reason to say you're a woman

Are you unironically a tranny

oh you call it dirty blond there too?
these days people call it ash brown tho

btw a polish girl taught me a few words once but all I remember is czesc

Do polish people hate russians or just a shitty propaganda?

why are you the devil herself?

I hide 99% time I post on Jow Forums or anywhere
Also I thought the reason was that some guys and I mean some, not all ofc, might want to get some insight from a fem*id about some stuff they might be interested in

how do I get a gf?

You are no woman, i mean not REALLY. Does that feel bad in any way or are you happy with wearing a dress and calling yourself a feminine name ?

No
Im medium blonde
Cześć!
Only some bitter zoomers or bydlo or old people who had troubles with Russian during the war and/or in times of communism. I was born during communism but I didn't experience it much, I have no grudge towards Russians and most irl Poles don't really give a shit. Maybe during footie matches, like in 2012... I was there.
Yes, hello

Post your cameltoe, or GTFO.

Do you ever think about men in your everyday life jerk off to you? What is your opinion on that?

>pic
no u
now post your HRT penes plz

He meant bulge. Show us your bulge homo

I found bf on Jow Forums, try online.
And if you mean HOW exactly then think of what you are interested in and try to match with someone with similar interests. Dont fall for thinder thots, friend tried to get to know one, all she talked about was her visit at cosmetic salon.

Why do you show cleavage if men aren't allowed to stare at your tits

Sincere question btw

All Polish women desire Anglo shaft, FACT.

Which is the most powerful race in the world

Do you know how to cook? I mean traditional polish dishes.

poszli na chuj
tbqh I never think of that. I don't know what to think.
I don't show my cleverage. I show my mind.

How is life in poland as a woman ? Is your Jow Forums bf of polish stock ? Which place are you holding on the plitical scale, right or left leaning ? How would you name your son and your daughter ?

thats not a question and it's hardly a fact but oh well
Jews
Yes, I'm a traditionalist though I also have a job despite having schizophrenia. I want to help paying bills.

>poszli na chuj
I entered this on Youtube and the link below showed up. Related to what you said ? I don't speak horse language

youtube.com/watch?v=wlOM0J4PhK8

Do you have a brap fetish?
If not, then what do you have?

Ok then here's my question: why are Polish women so desperate for anglo meat?

>Jews
you mean Tatars?

It's pretty good, most Polish guys have this interesting sense of honor, if some negro tried to rape me there would be 10 Polish guys giving him a boot until nothing but blood and shit was left. I do carry a knife always with be though and I know how to use it, if I was about to get in trouble I would use it. No big chances for that in Poland though, it's peaceful here.
I'm good here and I will never leave.
//Yes he's Polish.
//right leaning though I try not to get dragged much into politics, I have my own issues I'm busy with.
//Son Sławomir, daughter Wiktoria

>do carry a knife always with be though and I know how to use it, if I was about to get in trouble I would use it

You said you have chizophrenia ? Do you randomly swing around your knife around in public ?

cringiest LARP of the month

poszli / idźcie na chuj - Polish plural form
pashli na chuj - Russian plural form
Idź w chuj / na chuj - Polish directed at one person
Idi na hui - Russian directed at one person
Braps make me laugh
I have face and hand fetish
Hmmm... accent I guess, muh western yuropean males uh oh idź w pizdu Janusz a fe
yes that

Why is it all so tiresome

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Are they pronounced "slah-vo-meer" and "vee-kto-riahh" ?
Nice sounding names. I wish you the best

I used to have a delusion that if I stab a random person I will become God (because God takes lives randomly, it made sense to me back then). Thanks fucked they locked me up and treated. Now I just keep the knife just in case.
Im not larping but believe what u want
Kinda yea
Swa-vo-mir or easier Slavo-mir and Victoria

what a low effort edit. at least give her some tired eyes or something

oh and thanks, all the best to you fren

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Arry please.

It tastes great.

you can stab me and nobody would lock you up and treated, you ARE Godess

If I stabbed you I wouldnt go to jail but straight to loony bin, into isolated room. Been to loony bin 5 times, I know how this shit works.
Sorry for my autism. Thank you. Do you have any questions?

> I just keep the knife just in case.
If I tried to rape you, would you try to stab me in the dick or would you try to wrestle me and rape me yourself instead?

>If I tried to rape you, would you try to stab me in the dick or would you try to wrestle me and rape me yourself instead?
quintessential Russian post, it's poetic

I wouldn't show you my knife, I wouldn't wrestle you, I would mimic interest and as soon as you would pull down your pants I would stab you in the stomach.

based & bipolar

but I would have you pinned down to the ground. It's basically impossible for you to stab me in the gut

Then you would rape me and you better also kill me because I will be coming after you ASAP.

Nice. You'll be coming for a revenge rape?

do you like balck or brown man?

Kurva

yas
better take headphones off
vocaroo.com/i/s0U2XAqZfKsG

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Blue
mać

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It is lunch time here, talk me about the pierogi

holy shit, based. You can stab me anytime you like, Agnieszka

Oh the pierogi. They can be filled with lotsa stuff. My babcia used to cook them often. There are pierożki with cabbage and shrooms (my fav), there are ruskie (with potatoes), there are those with twaróg (white cheese), you can add smietana on top if you wish, there are pierogi with meat, I like duck meat most, also there might be sweet option, like pierogi with strawberries or other fruits or jam etc

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spooky

people tell me Im a creep but lets keep the questions coming, Im at mums place for 3 days and it's just eating and shitting

biddies or gtfo

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Who is more THOT?
Polish or Czech girls?

Right, now that we have the rape question out of the way, do you like Miś Uszatek or not

favorite kino?
do your have pets?

I hate women ama

Polish girls are golddigging slash coalburning whores
Czech girls whore themselves in big Czech porn industry and they are also burning coal
I say it's even

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>it's even
Any interest on Foreign guys?
like French or German?

of course I like Mis Uszatek, he was the nigger
I miss old cartoons. damnit Im old
psychological movies, I like movie Filth (from 2013, I recomment)
I have a kot, 2 guinea pigs picrelated and a tortoise
Me too at times user, me too

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I like different cultures and how people look and act and talk but I can be friends with foreigners, nothing more. Once a Slav, forever a Sav

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Morskaya Svinka

post more of these lil piggies

Can I hook you up with my polish friend?

>Morskaya Svinka
morska świnka in Polish
some user asked if Polish and Russian are similair
- kinda, if you wrap your head around some words, you might understand one another.

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What do you think about Lviv?

Here
is he looking for a gf?

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jestem przystojnym 25 letnim prawiczkiem szukam dziewczyny co robić?

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tak, ja tiebya rozumiju. Polskije slowa to Russkije slowa ktory napisany po-drugomy

wow, why you so homphobic?

Ja Ciebie także rozumiem, no ale uczyłam się rosyjskiego w szkole dawno temu, znaju niemnożka, ale rozumiem tak 70%

żyjemy w dobie internetu, mi się udało
he seemed lost

70%? Co bardzo duzhe. Ja iz Polskego maximum 40 rozumiju ;-;
No co dobre znac, co ty menia rozumijec

Jest ok user
Milego dnia!

i understood most of the polish words you posted, i think if we were to speak slowly to each other we would be able to understand one another