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Black women have purple pussies

On my toil break in me car eat my lunch

can someone post the corrr peng ting

thanks

>manjaw
hard yikes

Too shredded and lean. Still mirin.

grim

On this day in British History

>1274 – Edward I 'Longshanks' is crowned King of England at Westminster Abbey
>1504 – In Ireland, the Hiberno-Norman de Burghs (Burkes) and Anglo-Norman Fitzgeralds fight in the Battle of Knockdoe.
>1561 – Mary, Queen of Scots, who was 18 years old, returns to Scotland after spending 13 years in France.
>1612 – The "Samlesbury witches", three women from the Lancashire village of Samlesbury, England, are put on trial, accused of practicing witchcraft, one of the most famous witch trials in British history.
>1666 – Second Anglo-Dutch War: Rear Admiral Robert Holmes leads a raid on the Dutch island of Terschelling, destroying 150 merchant ships, an act later known as "Holmes's Bonfire".
>1745 – Prince Charles Edward Stuart raises his standard in Glenfinnan: The start of the Second Jacobite Rebellion, known as "the 45".
>1759 – Battle of Lagos Naval battle during the Seven Years' War between Great Britain and France.
>1812 – War of 1812: American frigate USS Constitution defeats the British frigate HMS Guerriere off the coast of Nova Scotia, Canada earning the nickname "Old Ironsides".
>1919 – Afghanistan gains Independence from Britain
>1942 – World War II: British and Canadian troops launch a disastrous attack on German-held Dieppe. Of the 6,000 troops involved, only about 2,500 returned. The rest were killed or captured.
>1944 – World War II: Liberation of Paris: Paris, France rises against German occupation with the help of British and Allied troops.
>1987 – Hungerford massacre: In the United Kingdom, Michael Ryan kills sixteen people with a semi-automatic rifle and then commits suicide.

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Luv fit old hags me

Sexy paki slut

The amerimutt memes will never be topped. Funniest thing to come out of Jow Forums easily. Used to laugh out loud at each incarnation still makes me smile now. Yanks properly took it to heart as well. You had yanks running around Jow Forums claiming it was some sort of organised propaganda from influential globalist politicians.

On pornhub searching paki in the search bar

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yanks truly can’t handle the banter

Seen a nice fold up mattress on amazon for under £45. May get it.

greng

Sweet Vishnu look at the toilette on that biche

Not really

i have the girthiest penis on /brit/ btw

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>hey do you want to do x job?
fuck off toilberg

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despise yanks

ay, dios mio...
el feo...

apparently a burqa feels like you're wearing nothing at all
stupid sexy pakis

How do southerners travel to uni in Scotland?

do they sell their parents house to finance the train ticket or what

My favourite meme of all time easily
When i get my old pc back running ive got an entire folder of it and screen caps of meltdowns on pol

grim

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fly or drive

pet nigger just walked in my room, dabbed, then left

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don't you get along with at least one of your coworker?

Who else /rich parents/ here

Patiently awaiting the extra day of freedom

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I was in the britpol threads when the norf meme came about. I remember the first time the eddie version of it was posted. Eddie living in his car arc was the peak of britpol

Work in a shop where there are only 2 other people working at the same time

Where's owl poster?

lol enjoy the banks being closed

right here now never ask again you sadact

Medals in the post

What happens when the dream is better than the waking?
What happens when we don't dread our own body breaking?
From our bed I can see the dark clouds start to seeth right above us
And my stare is hard and my grip on the knife tightens

only 30 people in my uni year

He lived in his car drinking himself to sleep eating corned beef and limes lmao

*posts from my phone in the toilets in work*

oh right. makes more sense. just don't like the idea of eating inside a car. would rather find a park and a bench and eat there if the weather allows it.

FOLC

fell in love with the girl in supermacs who served me lads

who?

fuck off copealone

Went to St.Andrews for the weekend, the entire town consists of like 25% yanks, 25% tarqs and 15% chinks, i wasnt impressed

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OH NO NO NOOOOOO AHAHAHA

STOP!
Why aren't you playing classic wow?

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WHERE THE FUCK IS MADDIE, BARBOSA. GIVE HER BACK. WONT TELL YOU AGAIN

swing and a miss, kid

Eddie?

twat above me in my uni dorm stomps like godzilla on my head all fucking day. want to punch the fat cunt's lights out

I'm planing the reconquista

FOLYC

I'm not owl poster though

bruh.... look at this dood...

made a post lads

EYYY IM WALKIN ‘ERE

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finally realised why i loved Skyrim so much
it was because it was white and nordic

The origin of the norf meme. He was a fat scouse discharged from the army living in his car that posted in britpol

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I go over to Brit/pol/ when elections are on, haven’t been in a long while. Does Eddie still post?

True geordie exposed as a cuck and bender ahahaha
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that doesnt add up to 100

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throw the bins in the big bin out the back at toil and some eshay was inside of it trying to find prescription drugs

whooo whoooo
haha x

I don't post there anymore but I don't think he does

imageboard not link board

can't wait for TES VI hammerfell x

just finished my first class of the day. got a shit schedule so I have to wait 2 hours until my next one

the rest was an array of continentals and scottish plebs working there

go study

hello, my name is deanoberg

if you replace the r in paris with a k you get pakis

thats not questions
regards
question frogs

did mean to attach one of the images

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if my grandma had wheels, she'd be a bike

leaving the 3rd dimension for the 2nd time in 3 days, going to get the answers lads

the town bike, so to speak

it's the first week of classes, got nowt to do. playing a golf game in the computer lab

what’s fucking wrong with people

hahaha

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May get a desk as well as a futon

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Got accepted for an apprenticeship got my start date etc but the college part of it (one day a week) is asking for certs of my maths and english gcse, what if i dont have em? I have d's but not sure if thatll do it

absolutely HEEM'd some old lads at the tennis courts last Sunday, even with my old ass racquet

FOLC

travelling down the M4 to get to the 6th dimension

based retard

strange

what were the requirements for the apprenticeship? You really should have checked if you needed Cs before applying lad

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Anyone can get cucked out ere

Get replacements

FOB

based italian saying poster, but please use it correctly next time

si e se il mi nonno aveva le rote l'era un carretto

walked down the stairs just now