Sort of Serbian but a bit Slovenian too

>sort of Serbian but a bit Slovenian too
>and with undertones of Italy, Hungary, Austria and Turkey

Do you find this exotic people interesting? I do!

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they really fucked you and bosnia over with that coastline

>just realised that Bosnia is landlocked

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Bosnia never had a claim to any of the coast and the present CRO-BiH border has been in place since about 1739, I believe. As for our coastline, their partisan movement was much stronger than ours in Istria, so they were able to take whatever they pleased.

It's not. Croatia is split in half.

nevermind just googled, from that image it looks like it but hey have 20km of coastline

Why Croations and Srbians hate each other? They're literally the same people with the same language with different sects of christianity

Croatia is... Split in half?

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because Zagreb, having its own historic political tradition, didn't want to become a province of Belgrade, I guess.

Big Bosnian cock penetrates straight through Hrvatska which is divided in 2

Neum being a part of Bosnia is a result of the Dubrovnik Republic (Croats) giving away a strip of land to Turkey in the 18th century so they wouldn't get ganked by Venice (Italians), which controlled most of Dalmatia. No Bosnians were involved in the deal.

I tried

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my unaligned brathers :)

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t. alpine croatian

am, sviti, I speak a different language than you and Serbia, wtf???

Slovenes are Kajkavian Croatians. They have no history of statehood or self-governance of any kind.

Serbs are gypsies, Vlachs, Turks and Bulgarians.

you speak a dialect of croatian, so do all slovenes
croatians speak a dialect of serbian
serbs speak a dialect of turkish

Ne seri janez

Imagine being this deep in denial

it is literally true though, croatians speak montenegrin(serbian), serbs speak turkish basically and slovenes speak croatian

If this thread continues like this soon we will have a "Portugal is the Greece of Europe"-tier statement

Kajkavian is basically Styrian Slovene from around Maribor and not our glorious Carniolan speech of Ljubljana

more like styrian slovene is basically kajkavian
you belong to us and we belong to you, bitch
i listen to slovenian radio and go shop in slovenia
you are our little autistic brothers and u can't do anything about it

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>you are our little autistic brothers and u can't do anything about it
This, This is the biggest truth in the thread

Croatia is just Croatian, we are the cultural center of the region. Slovenes are some irrelevant hillmen and Serbs are the wild masses. Both our within our cultural sphere. We are the brains of the Western Balkans.

t. Janez Horvat

>Kajkavski jezik (Kajkavščina) je srednjoeuropski slavenski jezik šterim govoriju stanovniki severne Horvatske. Kajkavskem se denes vsakodnevno služi oko milijun človekov. Vuz Čakavsko i Štokavsko, je Kajkavski negda bil jeno od tri Horvatska narečja. Denes je priznat kak regionalni jezik.
Kajkavski jezik (Kajkavščina) je srednjeevropski slovanski jezik, ki ga govorijo prebivalci severne Hrvaške. Kajkavsko dandanes govori približno milijon ljudi. Poleg Čakavščine in Štokavščine je bila Kajkavščina nekoč eno od treh hrvaških narečij. Danes se priznava za regionalni jezik.

da i?
doslovno svi dijelovi hrvatske koji su bili pod turcima je podmetnut stokavski dijalekt
a to vidimo po dijalektima stokavskog narjecja (ikavica, ijekavica i ekavica)
ikavica koju govore iskljucivo hrvati, ijekavicu hrvati i srbi a ekavicu iskljucivo srbi
podrucja gdje se govori ikavica u dalmaciji i zapadnoj bosni su bili cakavski dijalekti prije turskog rata, a ovi dijelovi u slavoniji su bili kajkavci ali pricaju ikavski zbog migracije bunjevaca i dalmatinaca na sjever
i dan danas moliski hrvati govore stokavskom ikavicom koja je ista onoj koja se govorila u hrvatskoj prije 500 godina, i imaju identicnu genetiku kao i danasnji hrvati
isto se moze reci za gradiscanske hrvate i rumunjske hrvate

ne vem, kako se tvoj post nanaša na mojega, v katerem sem samo hotel pokazati na razlike med jezikoma, ki sem ju navedel.

>Split

wasted pun opportunity

pa to nije sporno uopce da su kajkavski i cakavski blizi centralno europskim jezicima
ne razumijem kaj hoces rec sa time

Itt: slav(e) subhumans argue who is less subhuman
Off to siberia with all of your filth

this but neironichno

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Bring back the Habsburgs to the Croatian throne and incorporate Slovenia and Vojvodina into the Croatian federation.

Do Croats really think they have culture? Tip: worshipping the pope and committing atrocities isn’t a “culture”

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>committing atrocities

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but I don't want to say 'bathtub' when I mean when
I don't want to call my all women my wife
I don't want to invoke the name of the medieval Turkish tribe the Uzes whenever I say 'next to'
I don't want to say 'wait' whenever I mean 'at least'
I don't want to say 'three or more of us' when I mean 'the two of us'
I don't want to say 'I know how to' when I mean 'I know'

many such cases!

You can speak the Slovenian kajkavian dialect!

>sort of Serbian
God, I hate the Slavs. You are a dumb subhuman, Ukrainians and Slovaks have 70% of the total vocabulary. So, are you Ukrainian, or am I a Slovak? Or fuck you? Why does this happen only among Slavic subhumans? French and Italian have approximately 90% of the total vocabulary, but the French do not say that Italians are a sort of French. Go fuck yourself.

>committing atrocities
In WW2 maybe but they came out of 90s war relatively clean

Croatian and Serbian share 99% of their total vocabulary though with no differences in pronunciation at all

literally wrong
i unironically understand more slovenian words than serbian

what a stupid thread you both belong to us except the internal part of croatia. That belongs to Hungary

Slovenia used to be German, not Italian and Slovenia has very little in common with the more Med Northern Italy.