HEY WOPS

Lmao, triggered by banter.

small bowl ?

Fuck yourself WASP

i mean, it's literally like instant noodles by the taste and by quality in general so why not

>try having a laugh with Italy
>they start posting dead animals
Are they fucked in the head? This is probably why they didn’t have friends or a gf in high school

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nah, it's just a piss poor attempt at banter. they all eat chinese noodles

small children might have trouble eating full length spaghetti properly and make a mess of the dinner table

I don’t know if finns are just messy and dirty in general but I always had them full length just fine as a child

don't you teach children to eat spagets' by coiling them around the fork with a spoon ?

Italians get far more pussy then WASPoids

Is that ketchup? Fuck you

Hey wops, google "sketti"

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No, you're not white
No, you're not italian
No, you're not cute
Yes, you have no culture
Yes, you eat cheap noodles
Yes, your cuisine is garbage

i mean that is the reasoning behind it. it's a meme but some parents actually do this

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fuck dude, that's awfull

rude and uncalled for

GET FUCK SHITALIANS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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MAMA MIA!!!! THE SPAGHETTIA ISA RUINED!! OH NO WHATA THE POPEA GONNA SAY!! DIOSA MIO!!

is that the famous brazilian pizza?
you guys sure know how to fuck things up.

pizza de peixe cru
uma delicia
also what's the deal with hues and trying with all their forces to produce the worst culinary creations possible and calling them pizza
youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

breaking the pizza in half doesnt change the flavor or texture but it does feel weird trying to roll up and get some short bits harder to catch. I avoid breaking the pizza but im not an autist to get mad by some other people doing it.

Triggered by pasta BVLLS

>pizza
i meant pasta. fuck

Extremely rude thread.

>"If you get a spaghetti stick and break it, it turns out that instead of breaking in half, it will almost always break into three pieces."
>This was the observation made by famed American theoretical physicist Richard Feynman that led to what many refer to as the age-old spaghetti mystery.
Really though, why?

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the stick can't handle the shock so it shatters

>t.oddler

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italy is basically where His Holy Church is located
italy is also the place where spaghetti were invented
3 is the divine number
there you go

I do the same but don't tell it to my countrymen

I hate you all. These pics are like stab wounds.

>do this at an italian restaurant
>waiter tells me "only children do that"
>make him run back and forth to my table getting me things I don't want
>tip him nothing
Pretentious faggot

based wagie destroyer

>be an Italian waiter in an Italian restaurant
>a dark colonial tard orders 3/4 of what's on the menu
>he pays for everything
Imagine living in an eleventh world shithole where wagies have to rely on tips, lmfao

for me it's the autism pasta

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I used to eat these with broth when I was sick as a kid

>calls somebody else a todler
>eats pasta with a spoon
faggot imposter.

>completely missing the point of the post
Here comes the new world tard again

same, that's what these are made for

Is he okay? why is there a condom packet beside him?

>not dumping a formaggino in the 'tism pasta

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Disgusting

My mom not only does this, but will cut her noodles into bite pieces like you would for a child

Flag checks out

ISHYGDDT

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This may actually be good

what's the point of long noodles anyway? you cant fit it all in your mouth! i always snap my noodles a few times

I always cut my spaghetti because I eat my food with a spoon (or knife) and fork like a civilised human being. Fuck eating things with just a fork like some savage shitalian or yank

>serving SUGGESTION

I only cook a single spaghetto of 150 meters
I use my cock for measurements

based

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what the actual fuck
anglos REALLY do this

gosocial.co/21-incredibly-british-ways-toast-everyone-else-missing/

gosocial.co/21-incredibly-british-ways-toast-everyone-else-missing/

gosocial.co/21-incredibly-british-ways-toast-everyone-else-missing/

pig disgusting, glad i'm a med

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Yes, they do.

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>they force and torture italians to produce this animal food for their own market
truly the vilest country

They also sell it across Europe. And I think it's actually the Germans who are behind it since it's from Lidl.

second picture has "Produced in Italy" written on the cans

>nooooooo food should be faggot stuff cooked in a certain way sprinkled with herbs and flavours rather than being something quick, simple and filling to get you through the day

Cringe, sorry we were too busy inventing modern industry and civilising savages to dither about with fucking food like a woman

>throwing yellow sticks in boiling water, then pouring sauce on them is not quick
Actually braindead

>I eat shit and I'm PROUD of it

ive adressed the op post already couldnt care less if some dumbo breaks his pasta, im not the one eating it.

The Anglo way
>hearty
>quick and easy
>eaten by industrious civilized men
The Italian way
>light and faggy
>takes forever
>eaten by lazy Italians who live with their mothers at 35

But who forces the Italians to make them? Lidl. They also have an brand for your products when it's Italian week.

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>t. Mämmi and mustamakkara

Don't worry, some day you'll get to eat real food in that god forgotten place too

Based

uma delicia sir

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epic

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>Be American
>be thrown away from your house at 17
>crippling debt to afford college (basically euro high school)
>more debt to afford a 300k cardboard house
>wageslave as a wagie, rely on tips, 10h shifts
>more debts for healthcare, a car
>everything you earn goes into debts, the whore you married at 22, taxes
>get shot

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"the pizza is on the table"

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fits the british food to be quite honest

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the reason why I could never live in anglo/nordic/germanic countries
btw as said pasta can be quick and delicious confort food

>sugo alla carbonara
>sugo
>carbonara in a glass

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based gemma
based kathryn
based abi
based lucy
based anna

Now that's some good sketti.

Sounds like bullshit peddled to sell a product.