/brit/

mboko

business idea: replace stag do's with hag do's

youtube.com/watch?v=e-dWl8uB2VE

Godless oriental

honestly though can anyone see a realistic conclusion to brexit that doesn't involve cancelling the whole thing

>can no longer buy microsoft word
>have to pay yearly for the whole microsoft suite
>microsoft push you to do it all on a browser instead of an application

wtf??

somebody get me a green card and get me away from the vile terrorists in the country

these early threads are splitting the threads. can you stop it, you french fucking retard piece of shit?

post em

could just do it already

no deal brexit and reclaiming ireland as british territory and executing all remainers who try to stop it

might buy some HD599s

God I wish that were me. I can't eat anymore.
10 days without food.

>sorry I got tied up
>ooh cheeky ;)

>about to get in the shower brb
>without me? :( ;)

>just laying in bed wbu?
>would be better with someone? ;)

just pirate it

Why sell you a product when they can grant you a temporary lease that you have to renew annually? Just makes business sense. Plus it being on browser makes it easier to detect if you're defrauding us and punish you.

Just use google docs

Why does everything have to be a monthly subscription these days?

Ahh yes toilsludge.

blame piracy

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google search results are kiked
use duckduckgo

no

more money

Got the post shave regret. Look like a blank canvas.

your mum said it was easier if we just set up a direct debit

Or just do the brexit instead of having politicians spending years using sly tactics to disrupt, delay and cancel it?

But Brexit isn't the will of the people, so no

i love the dough

Here, let me paint it for you.
*spaffs on your face*

pmsloling

politicians have spent 3 years doing the brexit but they can't

brexiteers are living in a fantasy world where brexit is quick and easy

Lol

ah yes, brexit

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an exert from the shagger's guide to shagging I gather?

no deal is quick and easy

want those 300 quid sony headphones but theyre so fat and ugly ffs

lovely bit of roast squirrel

Can't wait to see how fucked you'll be after a no deal

subscription plans are modern slavery

this could be interpreted in one of two ways, either of which has the opposite meaning of the other

are you the same irish freak who posts in /cric/?

The same types who shout "COMON, JUST SCORE A FACKIN GOAL, MATE!" are the ones calling for an immediate Brexit. No patience.

but irresponsible and destructive

noone in their right mind will take the blame for that

youtube.com/watch?v=co6WMzDOh1o
youtube.com/watch?v=co6WMzDOh1o
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Going to collect a few golf balls for sucking

LINK it

Nice

don't care honestly
just want to leave the EU and if it makes us lithuania tier then maybe all the benny scrounging pakis will fuck off to france and germany

Banger

amazon.co.uk/Sony-WH-1000XM3-Wireless-Cancelling-Headphones-Black/dp/B07GDR2LYK

deep

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i suck gofballs

you suck dicks

most benny scroungers are white though

snuck my way onto the driving range and just hid behind a bush with my mouth open hoping that a stray golfball lands in there for me to have a suck on

lithuania has benny scroungers too

gf is very mentally ill

>wireless

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Lads.... I think he might have been onto something here?

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hmm

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done more for the world than she has

don't care about the white ones just the brown skinned ones

youtu.be/A68j28KQaik
*sips* yep...

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this trip is thick as pigshit

He had Mummy issues. And, yes, his mother was Jewish.

>then maybe all the benny scrounging pakis will fuck off to france and germany
You surely aren't this thick, there'll be no more white migrants from europe anymore so you'll have to pick up the slack with non whites from the commonwealth

Bros

Should be vandalized immediately

Hey Boris suck your mum

actually pretty cool

WOW, COULD IT BE THAT THE COUNTRY IS 80+% WHITE??

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was he really smarter than elon musk?

self indulgent crap just like that comedians in cars

poo's coming out

forgot to do something at work
fortunately nobody else is in tomorrow so I can do it tomorrow

Why is the rest of Jow Forums much more interesting than /brit/?

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why do lefty girls love kpop so much

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very mean

30 year old crooner should be a meme. Those pretentious people who drink whiskey and listen to jazz without having much to say about it because they think it's classy

if we become so poor that we stop giving out bennies and council houses there there will literally be zero reason for them to come here in the first place

small brain: need immigrant benefit scroungers shot
medium brain: need all benefit scroungers shot
big brain: tax dodgers cost the tax payer more money than all benefit scroungers put together so they should be shot

What's the connection between Chess players and antisemitism

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shes fucking 12 in that pic you nonce

uncanny valley

hello virgin !
dont want to deal with fucking cables anymore like a freak in 2015

yes
source???

have sex

Galactic brain: Taxation is theft and you should avoid paying taxes as much as possible

im rich and you're not

tism