Same language

>same language
>same people
>different countries
Why?

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Because they're superior to germans

>Austria - classical music
>Switzerland - watches, cheese, banks
>Germany - literally Hitlers
do you know why now?

why aren't you united with greece?

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The greatest lie ever told, was to convince the world that Hitler was German and Mozart was Austrian.

Macedonians are Bulgarians, not Greeks

Pick up a history boook

then why don't they unite with Bulgaria?

We're a different country because they were a bunch of asshole (fuck the Habsburg) and we decided to rebel.

>same language
>same people
>different countries
Why?

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Because their territory is too large

history
Bulgaria tried to do that but it happened to be on the wrong side during the world wars
so Macedonia was part of Serbia, then Yugoslavia
after the breakup of Yugoslavia became independent, they could just as well united with Bulgaria, but annexations aren't considered cool anymore so they didn't

Oh look it's the thirdie who insult the Celtic Swiss of Germshits again.

Have you considered the possibility people didn't see themselves as Bulgarians for it to happen?

my God, just imagine Canada and US being one country. fucking leafs ruined what could have been.

Mozart was a meme, he identified as a Bavarian. I'd rather listen to Haydn or Schubert.

you are right. Let's unite right away !

>same language
>same people
>different history
This is why it's different countries

As if you aren't OP enough

No, Macedonians are too irrelevant for their opinion to matter

Did not you forget a little something?

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The Swiss are different enough to justify having a unique country but Austria is literally just an extension of Bavaria. Anschluss 2.0 soon.

gotta flex on the chinks and ruskies.

>extension of Bavaria. Anschluss 2.0 soon
only when hell freezes

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I don't speak German

>Anschluss 2.0 soon
NATO will never let that happen seeing the last time you autist did that you decided to commit genocide.

Neither do Swabians then

Same with France, Wallonia and French Swiss.
Or Italy and Italian Swiss.
Or Netherlands and Flanders.

français?

Shouldn't your flag say North Macedonia when I hover over it?

Lechtenstein is a rather interesting little microstate, if I remember correctly it's the example Anarchists use to argue that Voluntaryism is achievable, no?

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Kek Hitler was a naturalized German citizen

Hitler wasn't even a bad guy he didn't try to genocide anyone

We'll just sneakily annex all of Europe once the US of E are established

Italiano

Switzerland has French and Italian parts too

Germany : very cute
Austria : cute
Swiss : meh

Neither do Swiss Germans then kek

Big dick America and Canada will not let that happen.

wow, Switzerland really is the little slut of Europe.

Why do you want to genocide Germans?

I have always thought of Germany as the mix match sum of all the smaller parts of the HRE leading it to be the union it is today, very diverse I guess? While Austria's legacy is more of that of a centralized kingdom under the Habsburg and had closer ties to Rome/catholicism.

Switzerland is more like angry armed introverts who banded together.

But I have no clue about the cultures and how similar/differing they are. Can someone help explain?

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Thanks God Ticino is in Switzerland. I like Italy but its honestly a mess. Wish we had more languages too. Like an English or Spanish Canton kek

genocide? no, I just don't want these autist getting any power.

Because that's what happens when your country fails to centralize before the rise of powerful provinces..

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dios mio, the mutts of Europe

Mein Verlangen einer Oiden oder einem Oiden mein Penis zwischen die Arschbacken zu klemmen ist unermesslich hoch..

Ich halte das nicht mehr aus Brudis...

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wait thats not /deutsch/ :DDDDDDD

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Well not really. We're kind of inbred imo. In the past it was difficult to go to other Cantons or to reach the city. Some Cantons are made entirely of inbred farmers lmao. Canton Uri for example. Every Canton is like a micro nation

> a bunch of us vs them trolls
literal autist breeding grounds

heh

How would you rate the Appenzells on an inbred and autism scale of 1 to 10?

>Hitler
Hitler was from Austria but Germans are literally fucking evil people

We're nice people, I swear!

Literally switch Austria and Germany

Both whom are quintessentially GERMAN

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Germans are to weak to handle us. Someone who is scum in our country is considered a saviour in Germany. Our lowest quality is higher than their best quality.
Of course the real reason is Austria vs Prussia and the loss of WW2. After the war it was just easier not to associate with them because Nazis and stuff.

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i don’t trust you

Fuck north Germans.
South German alliance now!

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Or maybe just boarisches Reich

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>>same people
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literally wrong. austria VERY CUTE, switzerland cute, germany meh

true. i am sorry south tyrol got cucked...

wrong

swiss have the cutest german accent

almost based, how could you forget south tyrol?

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Another "dutch is not deutsch"-thread ...

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I've never been in Austria, but I can tell you that Germany itself is pretty diverse yes. Bavaria, NRW and Saxony are so different, you might think they're different countries.
But still they are one country.
So Austria could easily join Germany and they would simply be "that weird area in the south" probably.

What do you think?

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>same language
i don't speak german but i've heard that german and swiss german dialect are quite diferent and they are just as intelligible as spanish and portuguese, for example
>same people
german people: german culture
swiss people: german culture, french culture and italian culture
austrian people: i don't know anything about them :(
>different countries
>why
at least they're europeans...

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I blame the habsburgs desu

>german and swiss german dialect are quite diferent
true, but even though swiss speak swiss german during mundane activities, they use proper german in school and tv news, etc.