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peng yet grim

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you are mum

Have sex

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*pengrim

plants

HOLY FUCK MILKRS ARE GREAT
GIMME GIMME
SUCK MY JIMMY
I WANT TO SNUGGLE WITH A QT IGUANA PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HEY BITCH NIC TEETS
HAHA FUCK WHOORE
BIG MILK FALL DOWN PLEASE
WOOOOOHOOOOOO
YATA DESUNAI
YIPPIE BING BING
DRIP DRIP DRIP DROP
SUP BIT SEND SNAP
HEEEHEEEHEEEE HAHA

Things always fall to pieces lads

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i'm volcel

Go push your perversions elsewhere.

it does for sheffield wednesday

Like arya

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what the fuck shes 16?
what the fuck

No one knows what a 'gorm' is but you can tell this lass lacks it

Gonnae go off and record more choons to make the virgins mad. Take it easy lads.

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die early

reckless move doug

pretty disrespectful of wednesday to name their stadium after the tragedy that killed the 96

lmao

Where do I find a qt gf with an upper-class English accent lads?

Is rape really so bad lads?
I mean it was the norm for most of human history

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>Gorm, a range of storage furniture sold by Swedish outlet IKEA. Gorm, or gaum, means "attentive or alert", and is the basis for the word gormless.

no bigger sign of a pleb than someone who believes fiction is useless and you should only read non-fiction. yeah mate keep on reading your encyclopedia of garden plants and flowers while I read a book which wrestles with what it means to be human

passengers on the bus just saw me through my window naked on all fours with a dildo up my arse lol

Unironically hang out around horse stables.

Might pick up a copy of Mein Kampf from the bookstore

>no bigger sign of a pleb than someone who believes fiction is useless and you should only read non-fiction. yeah mate keep on reading your encyclopedia of garden plants and flowers while I read a book which wrestles with what it means to be human

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Thinking of becoming a Research Fellow at the University of Oxford for my next career move lads

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dire gimmick

I've yet to hear a valid argument against eugenics

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What's the most grim place in the entire UK?

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drinking a bokkle of old spekkled hen and honestly it's not that nice
don't know what seaside sees in it

Hatting is a sign of a low and base intellect. Common. Cowardly. Craven.

>drinking a bokkle of old spekkled hen and honestly it's not that nice

the virgin tastelet

amazing how much your diet affects your appearance. if i eat utter shit like junk food and sweets my eyes get all red and puffy

Yet to hear a valid argument against Eurhythmics

my house

got a genuine disliking to slags like these

they pretend as if they're different from any other girl, as if they're pretty little princesses waiting for their prince :3

the reality is these types of girls are bigger slags than slags and often take drugs, it's all an act, ignore them.

they find the dickhead dealer with neck tattoos more attractive than the lifestyle they live.

they're fake as fuck

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every Yorkshire man is complicit in jimmy savilles crimes and should be arrested

Saw an extremely fat man today
Was viscerally disgusting tbqh

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deary me have sex

must... resist...

RETARDED POLITICS

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Does it fuck
You see what you're told to see

He's right though

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The owlposter is fedpol and also filtered

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met a qt grill that was adopted from Guatamala by nice rich white people
we already made out and she only dates white guys
God bless the USA, I want her to have my mutt Mestizo babies

right haha funny story lads. so you know how when you go for a wee you pull your foreskin back from over your bellend, revealing your bellend so you can wee in comfort? well i did that and did my wee as per usual with my bellend out and after i finished weeing i shook my willy a bit to remove any excess drops of wee as per usual and then i let my foreskin roll back over my bellend. what i didn't know right was that when i let my bellend be comsumed by my foreskin a fly had landed directly on my bellend and was sitting there as it was crushed by my foreskin. i was completely unaware of this so i had no idea that whilst i returned to my room there was a dead fly smothered all over my bellend. of course when i returned to my room my gf was there waiting for me to give my a bj, so as per usual i revealed my willy to her and she began to suck. and it got harder and harder obiously my bellend slowly began to reveal itself until it got to the point where my gf could see the dead fly smothered over my bellend. imagine here face lads hahahaha was amazing

Toil hanging over my head like the sword of damocles lads

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The whole of London

Whats to do in cardiff ladies?

actual genuine nonce

holy peng
imagine it

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I like how the mega-rich think they can preach to everyone else about global warming/climate whilst refusing to change their own lifestyles and then think by simply paying to offset their carbon footprint by planting trees or whatever else someone they're not a problem.

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MASSAchusetts institute of techniggergy

bum tossed a bender

bugger old ladies

Sounds like someone got rejected by a middle-class girl, and went back to picking up the working-class club sluts with his tail between his legs

don't know but i went to swansea recently and it was amongst the shittest cities i've witnessed

>'4 blokes kick him in the head with military precision'
>not a fucking mark on him

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cardiff castle, cardiff bay, national museum

Want to get a few beers in but worried it'll be one of those days were I won't get drunk but just bloated and feel fat

dude bender is not the preferred nomenclature

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It's going to turn out that it's the one place CCTV doesn't cover or some shite, he's not thick even if he is a dickhead

then get so much food you feel like that anyway
same feeling

a lot of assumptions there

it's a hate crime m8, remember that

do i need to off myself? yea, yea i do

>what he believes to have been a hate crime

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this
they've obviously never heard of goethe

>pints? what are pints? be quiet and drink your 568ml glass of beer
new zealand was paradise

just been shot

what is?

Capitalism is immoral

I am sure she wants Kraut cocks

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Fuck off 190 the thread was much nicer without you about

person of the LGBTQ+ persuasion or POTLGBTQ+P for short

>Immoral
Spooky

>not a fucking mark on him
surgical strikes they call it

don't care faggot

honestly don't give a shit about you or your ideas if you don't have a PhD (like me)

She's 12 years old you fucking nonce