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how's black bf 2019 going lads

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fucking state

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god i wish that were me

Had a wank and stood up to go to the bathroom and clean myself and accidentally left a trail of semen from my bedroom to the bathroom and now I must discretely clean it up lest my family discover it

rorke living in fear of the leftypol guerillas who blend in to society able to strike at any moment

Had a cheeky siesta late afternoon and now I can't fall asleep

Yes, but what does it signify? I’ve never been on SSRIs and get them all the bloody time, especially after a weekend drug binge.

amer living in fear of his dad honour killing him at any moment

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just eat bro

where does watching musicals lie on the 1 to bender scale?

Absolute Bender.
Watch Operas instead. That's less of a bender thing. More of a stuck up dickhead type of ordeal.

I bet I don’t have a fucking lick of dopamine or serotonin in my JUST’d brain

Driving in Ireland/Uk./.......AHHHH, I've driven 18 wheeler's, I have a class A CDL, I've run backhoes, trackhoes, Cats, dozers, endloaders....all a walk in the park compared to a city driving over there

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HER name is MONI you FUCKING FREAK

if you go with your SO it's based

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The ideal

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his name is amer hussein and he belongs in jail

HIS name is AMER

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fucking amazing, mate
it's like you're a 5 year old being hugged by your mother. extremely relaxed, sleepy, a warm fuzzy feeling inside, music sounds good, no anxiety, best sleep of your life, comfy as fuck, you dont feel hunger, you dont feel hot or cold. you just feel perfect, it's also an extremely functional high. nobody will know youre high, i actually concentrate and socialize better when i'm high.

you can get opiates from boots, you don't need a dealer.
a box of cocodamol will get you a dose or two doses of codeine. look into cold water extraction, it only takes about an hour or two. it removes all the paracetamol and you're leaves with codeine water that you can drink. one bos of cocodamol will give you about 200mg of codeine. if youve never taken opiates before 150mg should be enough for you.

watch this video
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>i dont take drugs

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Every northerner is an ape LMAO its mad

the fits

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Wee lad looks like he's about to ask for his first pint down at the pub

Lads when will you join the Greenshirts?

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no we're not lol

sucking a bokkle of the old speckled hen de lads

o-bizzle be on dat homegrown ass dope ass dank ass shit all day errday nigga!

brutal premature mpb on that lad

you get used to it, cars are smaller here too because roads are smaller

Some sort of dopamine issue I'd imagine, you are flooding your receptors and that fucks it all up. Take a 6 month break, things should clear up

imagine the sensation

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Holy based

You got some booze? good time for some sauce

Imagine needing to take pills every day to stop you from killing yourself

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white people: cross the street when they see a black person
also white people:

imagine needing to take pills every day for any reason

peak crimson era

HER name is MONI and SHE is INNOCENT YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT

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was lol bastard ich fick deine ganze generation den hund dein vater die fotze deiner mutter und dich die missgeburt von ganz england voll in arsch gefickt mit 20cm thaiboxerprügel BAM BAM BAM in den arsch mit drei vier kollegen und alle stehen sie schlange weil man das so in england macht aber trotzdem gibts in arsch weil du der sohn einer dreckigen hafenhure bist in die vollkommen in den arsch gefickt bist die der himmel frei von wolken ist und die triumphal die europahymne ertönt bevor ich volle pulle meinen pulsierenden puller in dir explodieren lasse danach kannst du bei NHS betteln und wen ich dann mit meinem porsche an dir vorbei fahre würdige ich dir nicht mal mit einen einzigen blick, nicht einen cent kriegst du, nur spucke und prügel und schläge und demütigung wie ein englischer hund es verdient

do they really?

not allowed to see my bf. saw him for the first time in 6 weeks today because i accidentally bumped into him. only got to speak to him for 5 minutes.
it's a real romeo and romeo situation

>having beliefs that make sense is virtue signalling

>excuse me while i piss and moan at everyone to cause drama cause i dont actually believe and im just some nerd along for the ride

90% of you guys dont take this shit seriously lmao
just stick to memeing on 4pol

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howling

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get a life amer you sado

I dislike black people. Not a racist or anything, I just don't like 'em

Wew

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good post my good sir!

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pissed up beanie wearing phil mitchell is the most powerful character in anime

pack it in, emmett 'broken record' garcin. last chance .

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Interesting
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Lerrrrooooy jeeeeenkiiinns

"most embarrassing moment"
tells everyone who follows her on twitter about it

got a 3.5 inch mushroom like willy

this animal must be free

Id probably have to abstain from wanking too, wouldn’t I?

>Got 2 weeks off work to use
>Have no idea what to do with my time

Figured I travel around some nice places in the country but no idea where to start.

day 1 of nofap:
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might buy VRS tacpack for fsx simply so i can pretend i'm dropping napalm on gooks in the vietnam war

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haha get out from under there whatre you doing

Why dont we do grand things like this anymore?

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This is ancient

It is actually safer driving compared to America. The more you think while you drive the less fatalities and accidents

Suffering cognitive decline. Having trouble spelling words, and I know I'm wrong, but can't correct the error.

>innocent manlet
>YEAH HUMILIATE 'EM

You guys got some Sub shops(other then Subway) over there?

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i have a nice willy

Leeds
The Local Tesco

if i had a plant growing in a pot and poured beef fat into the plants pot the plant would take any nutrients it might need from the fat right?

waste

measured mine today actually
4" soft
6.2" inches hard, 4.7" girth
might be a bit bigger because i wasn't able to get properly hard

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Look at the fuckin' yank being too stupid to make his own sandwiches!

dumb tory bastard

Brixton, 1938

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if they don't call it a hoagie you just know it's going to be shit with freaky sweet rolls

some men really do look like creatures out of an RPG

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plants dont eat burgers

nice LARP

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not a burger but more the fat from a burger

dinner... is served

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>dumb tory bastard

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incels have NO excuse

Oh no, you will get horny in a few week because stimulants are vasoconstrictor's and when you clean up from them, you go back to getting good hard ons

this photo was in the worst case scenario no deal dossier

literally jungle weather here
I blame black people
black people brought an african climate here and they need to be removed to free us

plucking my nose hair

look at this cat

half tigon half lion

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Why haven't the Tories banned porn yet? I voted for them so they would ban porn!