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YOURHKE-SHY-UHRRR PUHDDINGG??

UGH WOT DAH HECK BRIDDUN PUHHDING IS MEANED TO BE SWEET

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is he still about? don't think I've seen him in a while

ummm he won mk dons player of the season 18/19 sweetie

if he is then he's doing a good job hiding himself

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would be pretty based to cause that retirement though

I say "odejdź chłopu" and walk away

we need more birt licence plates

Shut the fuck up retard

*skitters toward you*

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>there are people here who got bullied

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hate the british people

he looks like a nice chap
>implying everyone on Jow Forums has never been bullied
me too lad

Impressed by this Tottenham team, sad that they won't ever win anything.

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he looks genuinely mental in this picture

>japan
seriousdoubt.jpg

its the lazy eye and the afronose

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piggu in blanku

>These are mainly eaten in the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada and New Zealand as a lunchtime snack.
why did every anglo country apart from the us manage to maintain british influence?

>crisps? oh, you mean chips.

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customer

Does brit into taffy apple?

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looks like kidney stones on a stick

bacon up that sausage boy

Watching pitbull attack videos

*whispers in your ears*
her. name. is. mony.

we have toffee apples
are taffy apples something different?

nvm im confused
i meant caramel apples

The only thing better than being stuck in a small, enclosed spaced (such as a nuclear bunker after the apocalypse) with Emma Watson, where we can take our sexual desires out on one another, is being stuck in a small enclosed space with a GASSY Emma Watson, where we can take our sexual desires out on one another.

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>not watching shooting videos so that you can have the upper edge when it comes to surviving one

I think so

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so many questions
why don't they just check a book on what a plane is meant to look like first

mum watching the tele so loud in the next room
fuming

Reported to GCHQ.

Wtf trippier signed for atletico. Has flop written all over it lol.

emma watson is a 7/10 at best

Shartlepoo

Thats not what im talking about
A buddy if mine saw me cry like years ago and she thinks thats funny
ive seen him cry a thousand times who fucking cares

N E W

wound up like a you-know-what.

a very soft 7

had a great assist in his first game he suits them well

It was over my sister being sexually assaulted

hello yes im American in America

Doesn't matter. He won't learn Spanish and be progresivley alienated from his teammates and everyone will hate him

rude thing to have done, innit em? she's your sister after all.

I lost 3 year of my life to heroin and another 5 year to a methadone program that's supposed to get us off it

>why don't they just check a book on what a plane is meant to look like first
that was the problem
>heavy steel wings and a ceiling fan for a propeller
they think if it resembles a plane, it'll fly like a plane. literally trying to make function follow form.

bump the thread

Thats a good one actually

eating some pistachios haha

don't care

he'll learn enough to get by plus most of them probably speak some degree of english

my willy is a very hard 7 whenever emma yank posts her brapper lol

No it doesn't, you're literally just saying thst because he's English you racist piece of shit

>most of them probably speak some degree of english
The fatal mistake angloids make about Spain and Spanish people

Toxic

cbs

You need to get with the program.

Package is late. Absolutely fuming.

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Save for a few outliers (e.g. my main man steve mcmannanman) english players don't succeed outside England that's a football fact

>Thus chicks still concerned with wether i not to fuck her
pathetic

No alan, you're being racist
apologise now

bald cunt

that's what it was like when i was in spain a few months ago though i know a fair bit of spanish
my friend knew like nothing and he did just fine there

i feel like he might be part kenyan

me and the lads

Lol literally made a post the other day about how different cultures hate Anglos and have me meaning names for them and I call you perfidious and brutal culture all the time and you give me shit for a reasonable post about a football transfer?

>that flag
not your lad lmao

Don't you laugh thinking back, a few tough weeks and you can shake it off and keep it shook off

Just having a bowl of granola with berries for breakfast before work

Which City?

alan there's no excuse for racism stop digging yourself in a hole

reddit

my ancestor :)

>who is paul gascoigne
>who is kevin keegan
>who is paul ince
>who is gary lineker
>who is glenn hoddle
>who is jadon sancho

Madrid

guarantee my life is more fucked than anyone else here
100% guarantee
i will bet you any money your life is better than mine

alexa play mustang sally

you don't know anything about soccer, stop pretending you do. shut the fuck up

WHO gives a fuck

OI

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lol how much you want to bet

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go on so

any money, mate. any money
your life is better than mine, you can't compete don't even try