Do you fight, Jow Forums?

We Wuz Opreshed and Shieeet.

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No,i couldn't get to Lebanon on my inflatable boat

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i'm jacked as fuck and I know brazilian jujitsu, turkish oil wrestling, and judo
i could break every int poster

I train mma.
I dont know I would probably win if you have no martial arts training
I would grab your legs and try to take you down and then proceed to pummel your face if the takedown is a success

I'd just shoot you. Niggas be acting like you need to be versed in the way of the samurai and have a 1000x folded nippon steel katana in order to fight these days. Nah. I don't work out, I'm probably the lankiest soylet you've ever met. If I need to fight someone, I put a hole in them. Fist fights are for the retards that think "honor" still exists among men. Honor is a meme. Honor gets you killed.

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Turkish oil wrestling,lol

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This fucking nigger ref jumps in and finishes the fight the moment a white guy gets a little bit stunned but he waits until the black guy is absolutelly gonna be half dead instead of getting up again before he stops the fight.

>ill just shoot you
why is every beta soylet have this image in their head where everyone is as helpless as they are once a gun is pulled?

This ain't the wild West you know.
Some people actually plan out their shootings.

What is that even supposed to mean?

never happened and even if it did you’d deserve it

honestly i'd imagine it's pretty usrful. it's a non phoney martial art, grabs and tackles and holds are useful in actual fights so sports that incorporate them are probably worth learning

> i don't know what I'm talking about and in case I'm wrong then it was justified
Fuck off , you are making Americans look smart

Let me tell you this.
>They recently caught some American Citizen in Romania(2-3 months ago i think)....with a huge Arsenal more than 50 AR-15's and other military grade weaponry somewhere near Constanta i think

That burger either was doing smuggling or wanted someone dead in Romania

If they can bring 50+ Ar-15's in a place just to kill somebody,i would shit my pants.
Why not just wrestle or judo?
Why use oil...i understand the Turk bathouse "culture" but seriously what benefit does it bring to real fighting?

I wouldnt. Because Im not a soyboy. And since I wouldnt because Im not a soyboy I wouldnt fear someone who has 50 ARs but not 50 hands.

You can be Zeus.
You will still get shot

Keep dreaming soyboy.

Ok Robocop.

wouldn't oil teach you to use steadier holds that are less liable to people slipping out of them?
i do see the gayness in it though

>i do see the gayness in it though
Everyone does except the turks

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There is no reason to discuss this with you. Your soyboy brain is freezing dead on the mere idea that there are 50 ARs out there. It cant even think this through. Keep having this idea that everyone becomes as helpless as your soyboy ass just cause you pulled a gun.

Teach me to deflect bullets Master Bullshit

There is some truth in both of your ideas , no reason to be extreme in your beliefs

Romanians are like hobbits. Not the white ones with the elvish/forest affinity that are adventurous. But the swarthy retarded ones that toil all day in their shitty farms because they are cowardly and retarded. Its how you evolved and thats why your vision gets blocked once a gun comes into play.

Your mental vision*

Lol at this Pasta.
Found the /pol memeflag....it wasn't a bozgor afterall.
Anyways...
Pic related knocks out your Anthony PEDshua

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Oh it was also posted on pol too? I originally posted this here on int only once. Its good to know that truth spreads.

Also who gives a fuck about boxing or the two niggers you mentioned (anthony joshua and pic related)?

Man you bongs really hate us don't you?
It's because we don't hire you?
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Imagine being such a genetic slave that you take pride in working harder than others. Fucking retarded swarthy hobbits the lot of you. Only poles are bigger wageslave serfs than romanians here in UK.

Work puts hair on your Chest,toothless

Thats "hard work makes you manly" is slave cope.

Poverty is also a Brit cope desu.
You seem like the type of guy that packs bags at Tesco

So you know what tesco is? Found the eternal wageslave lol. Did you spend half your days in this world in some shitty warehouse here in UK so that you can buy your favorite spot at some commieblock back in the shire?

If Getting Drunk and Breaking Bong property isn;t fun i dunno what is
>Common Boss it was a honest mistake wtf.

Oh so you got fired and you never bought that dream commieblock back home. Sad story :( Im gonna go and cry my heart for you now. Bye soyboy wageslave swarthy retarded hobbit.

I have 4 already.
Why would i need a 5th?
You can fuck the Bosses wife in UK and he won't fire you.

Herb Dean is a great ref. You are just a seething nigger.
Stipe Miočić was out cold after the first fight.

Cause oil makes it sexier

>tf
>tp
Ironic

Ghe Ghe Ghe

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>Why use oil...i understand the Turk bathouse "culture" but seriously what benefit does it bring to real fighting?
Are you saying you would fight a guy whose first response to a confrontation is to strip naked and cover himself with oil?

I would shoot him desu...but we don't have guns like candy in Romania so stabbing would do.

I'd just leave, he's clearly more committed to whatever the fight is about than I am, so why not let him have it.
People are like dangerous animals, when you start seeing them do weird shit you know its time to back off.

True but i'm young and stupid

Besides he would be 100% a Turkroach doing this.
Vlad would be upset if i didn't make a flag out of him.

I would just urinate on your face