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>aminadab
>I'm in a dab

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small brain: /brit/
normal brain: /birt/
big brain: /bröt/
huge brain: /bort/
colossal brain: /ukg/

hate pints
hate banter
hate slags
hate gimmicks
love corbyn

Quantum cosmic brain: /brap/

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Very cunning false flag operation here

been lurking for about 8 minutes and not made a post
just had nothing to say

Could have at least said doing a poo, make your voice heard

The Irish President looks like a Harry Potter goblin, it's eerie

wish you'd have continued doing that

no i wont
be quiet

corbyn's going to ban pints!!!!!

>President
*Toasiarch

Get us a crate of Stella big man

wish i was having tacos for tea

ban this
*unzips dick*

love pints
hate 562mls
simple as

People love him for some reason, I dont know why. He doesn’t even do anything

Corbyn represents everything bad in the universe. Anything you love: your family, your gf, your hobbies - he will take away.
Fear him.

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No, taoiseach is PM

in australia, you can't buy alcohol from supermarkets, you have to go to a bottle shop

There is nothing to do in britain beside drink.

Jeremy Corbyn, or as I like to call him Comrade Corbychov.

Oh nononono.

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australias the only place ive been to a barbers who gives me a bokkle of beer while im waiting, basef

You get that in all the trendy places here

Who

never had my hair cut by a man tbf, hair cutting is women's work

do you reckon expressionist films are what tipped hitler over the edge

Wouldn't go into a place that called itself "trendy" if they offered 150 year old whisky.

My barber wouldn't be pleased with this

i usually just go to the syrian blokes here, place is a shithole but they do good trims and charge fuck all

Grim.

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I called it that
I mean the barber shops run by young men that have a ‘cool’ reputation

Think being a barber would be a great way to make bank. Can charge £10 for about 15mins work and they have to come back every few weeks

Stormzy is a LABOUR VOTER

can't believe Instagram pages would steal redditors memes

You dont necessarily have a consistent stream of people and you have to pay rent.

Sorry m8 it's been done.

David Lammy is a fucking Labour Voter

mum's made a curry

youtube.com/watch?v=sy1dYFGkPUE

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what type

Not a fan of the middle england people

were winning the world cup

did a sex wee earlier

England has a middle?

did a sex poo earlier

having a donut

mate calls his mum and dad by their first name, he doesn't think it's weird

it's weird af right

shove it up your arse

Of all crimes recorded last year, 39 percent overall were committed by non-German citizens, though they account for just 12 percent of Germany’s overall population.

>"REBECCA, I NEED A POOOO"
yeah not weird at all

too late i just finished it
on the up side, it'll be coming out of my arse later

ach du lieber

I dont mean geographically.
I mean the socio-economic term.

People who live in commuter belt towns. Conservative leaning. DM reading. Lots of conspicuous consumption.

i'm the smartest australian.

sounds like the bottom side, to me

Not british culture.

shut the fuck up you utter twat

god i hope someone murders you with a power tool

say it don't spray it, donut breath

Average barber in dublin charges 20 quid a haircut

The middle aged women in my office always joking about drinking wine
Just shut up.

He's Aussie though, so his arse is on top.

that must be why they talk so much shiiiii

whenever i see le monke in my head i say it like steve martin's character from ''looney tunes-back in action''

got a saw bit of gum

shitty irish poster always joking about blogging
blog on

Reading, "Why does no one ever tell you how brilliant ageing can be?" by 61 year old single mother Suzanne Moore on the Guardian Online

what's his surname

Blogposting is the main draw of this general

What will you do when we exit the EU at 11:00pm on the 31st of October 2019?

Well, in our place, we'll crack open a bottle of the finest Sussex bubbly to celebrate, and we'll look forward to a brilliant future ahead of us for our country.

based
what have you been up to lad

Funny pic haha

i'll be shagging your mam

oh man imaginging my brexit street party o the 31st of october

Were all be eaten coronation chicken sandies and drinking fresh pins

all my neighbours surround me clapping to the beat

'now ladies and gentlemens, i call this won.... article nifty'

*breaks out into sick break dancing moves*
and all my neighbours cheer and clap

fingered her behind oceana in nottingham

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I Love Irish People.

Toiling
In at 6 all week. Have a recurring cold thats come back. Think me immune system is on the way out desu

maybe for small potatobrains

fingered her mum behind the palais

Corbyn is literally a self admitted trostkyist, which makes him a damn sight better than the Blairities who pretend to be centrist.

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Why is minecraft popular again

What do you come here for lad

any sydney man in?

aye, fingered a bird behind the opera house in 2017

not i

banter

ahoy hoy

then you would of course be aware that the opera house is in fact 3 different buildings

FUCKING HATE WORK HATE SOCIETY

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