Wish i had a bf to cuddle with lol

Yeah same lol it’s starting to get tiring to wake up alone

ill be ur bf

what do you want your bf to be like?

Zhang

have a pulse

i have a pulse
i think

>Flag
No you don't

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Would you whisper in my ear “imbecile” if I would call you an Arab?

thats very rude
were neighbors

if that turns you on yes

I was just joking, tis' just a shitpost

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You can find a bf in here!

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Do you giv free hrt?

Anyways how’s the gay life down there?
>discord
>anything else than a hive for ugly tranners and sex offenders

should have switched your typing style for me to not recognize you

bad
i think my mom knows and im panicking

You're cute

I pray for your happiness.

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I’ll pour gamer girl bath water over your grave during my eulogy for you

how to get bf?

thanks i appreciate it
we werent talking before the thing that made me suspect that she knows happened so i dont know yet

Ask him to open testacals and pines

open testacals and pines

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>find cute boy
>assert dominance with looking deep into his eyes
>step forward and grab his crotch
>kidnap him and feed him a bowl of eggs
Parents sometimes have a 6th sense when it comes to stuff like this, really creepy

gotchu good didnt I? hehe

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>every male in my area is a disgusting northern boomer

i just want a cute boy

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yeah i hope those receptors are broken in my parents
they shouldnt suspect anything ideally,i act as straight as i can be without forcing it too much to appear that im closeted

>not sleeping with your friends dads and blackmailing them into getting gibs or else you’ll tell their wives
I wish the best of luck to you in that regard but hey it could be worse, your family could consist of religious nutjobs and your parents are in denial about the fact

same here
the 'cute' ones (as in have potential to be really cute) here take it too far and end up being ugly or just cringey
the rest are old and or extreme bears or just plain ugly

yeah thankfully theyre not too religious
also lucky that they dont intervene too much in my business,not like it matters much considering im a virgin and know no one to be a faggot with

no

kek

this is the current state of incels

>know no one to be a faggot with
Maybe that’s for the best, it’s a rabbit hole that is often more a tragedy than a happy end

You cant be an incel if ur gay

yeah i figured
thats why i dropped the whole thing for a while
im not in a hurry and im a bit picky when it comes to people

Gaycels are a thing even though most Incels think of Gays not better than woman because they chose “the easy way out”

just

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Would love to gun down all of your cancerous subhumans.
Fuck off back to containment:

What is your own orientation personally?

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with what guns???

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Post cock

Come again?

Are you gay yourself or are you straight?

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who's the artist

ur mum

tell me u nonce

I am a

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i really want to save this image but i know i shouldn't

shhhh

A sewing machine needle? I'm afraid that doesn't answer my question. Could you please elaborate?

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That’s a bassoon or Fagott in Italian and German, I hope this answered your question

Oh, I see, you're gay. How did you get into that sort of thing?

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Homosexuality or classical instruments? You’ve got to be more specific

How did you get into homosexuality AND classical instruments?

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No, we don't, what kind of a question is that?

Funnily enough mostly because of having sex with orchestra musicians , also I don’t believe that you can get into “homosexuality” you can absorb gay culture and learn a lot about it but you can’t turn gay by memes like some would want believe you on here

You had sex with musicians? You must be be either very rich or very good looking to be able to do that, no? So you don't believe people can become gay through exposure to pornography for long periods of time?

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>very good looking to be able to do that
Let’s hope that this is the case because the former isn’t
>can become gay through exposure to pornography for long periods of time?
Only in the sense of Pavlov’s dog where you can get exposed to something so long until you develop an inner Stockholm syndrome where you use it as an coping mechanism where you tell yourself that you like it, but I’d rather categorize this as an fetish or ‘hypnosis’ than real homosexuality because homosexuality has more to do with the affection for the same sex and not your own corporal needs, hence why I also believe that a lot of gay men (especially tops) are homoflexible or in old fashion terms bi sexual

How did you end up being able to have sex eith musicians in the first place?

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I’d prithee myself if I’d say that it was because I work in the music biz but actually it was a more of an coincidence that we met over tinder