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how did tim managed to fill in a passport form

>Tim doxxed himself
absolute tard is gonna get his identity stolen

do poos
get (You)s
fuck jews

this meme is fucking shit. Euroshits jealous of us again since we have more gun rights and good ass food. We'll always be a better country. Also I'm probably whiter than most eurotrash on this board. Prob all muslims posting anyway.

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Nope, janny won’t like this

>cant get withdrawals from weed you freak of nature

shakes, cold sweats, cant eat or concentrate on simple tasks

W I T H D R A W A L S

ha-HA-ha
lookie here boys
a lost /brit/-ah
a lost /brit/ that never learned to poo-ah

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Lol
That would never happen for me. I'd just drive like 30 miles if I had to. Luckily I'm not an alcoholic but I have done the same when I tried quitting smoking

He’s a literal schizophrenic

lewis fartinez

he was an accomplished writer and musician before those terrorist thugs showed up

ah yes, clearly a totally safe plant that should be legalised
don't @ me

is the question: what do emmett, tim and lewis all have in common?

I need to get a passport actually.

everything should be legal

unfortunate missed opportunity for the *buzzes in* gimmick

not possible you gimp, you cant get addicted to weed

everybody knows theyre motherfucking monsters

Manchester United are “disgusted” by racial abuse aimed at midfielder Paul Pogba in the wake of their draw with Wolves on Monday, the Premier League club have said in a statement

On this day in British History

>1191 – Richard I of England initiates the Massacre at Ayyadieh, leaving 2,600–3,000 Muslim hostages dead.
>1858 – Charles Darwin first publishes his theory of evolution through natural selection in The Journal of the Proceedings of the Linnean Society of London, alongside Alfred Russel Wallace's same theory.
>1940 – World War II: British Prime Minister Winston Churchill makes the fourth of his famous wartime speeches, containing the line "Never was so much owed by so many to so few".
>1944 – World War II: American and British forces defeat the German Seventh Army at Falaise-Argentan Gap, west of Paris, capturing 50,000 German troops.
>1944 – World War II: One hundred sixty-eight captured allied airmen, including Phil Lamason, accused by the Gestapo of being "terror fliers", arrive at Buchenwald concentration camp.
>1956 – Calder Hall, Britain's first nuclear power station, begins operating.
>1988 – The Troubles: Eight British soldiers are killed and 28 wounded when their bus is hit by an IRA roadside bomb in Ballygawley, County Tyrone.

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poois* primary school kids are more creative than you la

>lewis
Who dat? not posted here in months

Last time I drank alchol was Euro 2016

present for 5 of these

>posting on Jow Forums when you don’t even have a passport

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zoey got doksd and dropped his name

The cannabis smokers mantra
What bullshit

haven’t done benzos in months
proud of meself

>posting in /brit/ when you’re not even british

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small brain: illegal drugs should stay illegal!
medium brain: less harmless drugs like weed should be made legal or at least decriminalised
big brain: all drugs should be legal
galactic brain: illegal drugs should stay illegal

hoarsemen of brit

What does this have to do with british culture?

Homealone got doxxed.

ngl got a bit worried since it's my name.

>misusing gimmicks

>less harmless

I am british on all levels except physical

he is a rapper

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The n word weed addict

youtu.be/BI_ZehPOMwI
yeah deffos people who are thrilled to have just come back from the fucking moon

hello fellow Lewis, do your mates ever call you poois as well?

playinng nu mans sky

why are nigger countries in the caribbean so much better off than nigger countries in africa

Miss the weedman I had back in the UK, weed here is shit

doxxing saved my life

can of san pellegrino in a glass
lemon, lime, bit of mint and some ice
lovely

Haha what

Caribbean countries are murder meccas

love the n word but pavlovially cringe when i see it due to so many bans

smoked at least 3 gram a day for 5 years and decided to pack it in with not a single struggle, anybody who thinks theres withdrawals with weed is a fucking smoothbrain

yeah haha

partially doxed myself once and it changed the course of /brit/ history

what I'm hearing is n words make you salivate

day off today lads

We civilised them for a bit.

tourism and more mutts, the only nearly 100% black place (Haiti) is also a massive shithole

>3 gram a day for 5 years
how low is your iq?

they weren't pillaged by sandniggers and wh*Tes

>not possible you gimp, you cant get addicted to gambling

any r/malefashionadvice man in?

Are girl shauna coxsey doing bits on the climbing rn

there are no withdrawals from weed, just the symptoms of the brain damage that you've done to yourself

they're 40 year old military men and had just spent several weeks in isolated quarantine
did you expect them to walk out with a soy gape
get a grip schizoid freak

high 2 digits id say

Was on the right track for a while there, eating well, training, reading, cut down on video games and Jow Forums usage.

Havent read a book in weeks, back to using Jow Forums every day and playing video games
Don’t know what happened, just lost interest in self improvement and devolved back into a depressive state

yank gimpoid

Need some heroin.

I just want to be upper-middle class. I want a nice 4 bedroom grand Victorian house in London. I want a 2004 Volvo. I want to read the Guardian every morning. I want to hang an EU flag outside of my kitchen window. I want to do all my shopping with Waitrose and Ocado. I want to walk my dog in the local posh park with my expensive dog and expensive coat. I want to go on skiing holidays in the depths of Austria.

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aye but at least they're not starving, except haiti

>upper-middle class
What fucking year do you think this is? No such thing exists anymore.
Maybe if you were a chink.

Yeah I’m sure you did you fucking melter.

cope

eyyy but a' leas' we not starvin', mon
*empties an entire tub of allspice on some boiled chickpeas*

jamaica based

sometimes want this but then sometimes think i'd top myself

>have this whole persona on /brit/ where I’m a fart fetishist obsessed with Emma Watson
>IRL I don’t have a fart fetish at all
>while I do have a crush on Emma Watson, she’s typically pretty far from my mind whenever I wank
>instead I entertain the fetishes that I actually do have; the panty/knicker fetish and the other bizarre, obscure one that I shan’t be naming

I ended up hating all the rich cunts I was friends with as a teen. I worked since I was 18 as well as going to uni and they’d get their parents renting them apartments, paying for 2 holidays a year, buying them designer clothes
It made me bitter for a while I wont lie

cant run out of fish on a small island

Quit my job and put my life on hold for a couple weeks but im gonna have to start looking for another job soon
Why does it loom

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Yes they do, i’m surrounded by these people everyday

fuck off nonce

are you me?

>are you me?

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Haiti got a bit of a rough start to nationhood whereas your dominicas and st vincents got gently gentlied

It’s nothing noncey or illegal.

like so totally addicted to weed lmao

underclass
neoproles
middle class
upper class

Emma Watson is an old, disgusting crone.

mans just ere init

honestly don't understand what yanks see in her
is it just the hairy plopper films or what

stop posting

Am I?

redpill is that zoey was just 190 larping as some nigger he knew
dropped it when he realised people would start actually contacting him

just done something completely stupid because i stayed up all night

galactic iq post, said it for months

Shut the fuck up stupid retard

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if i were on 9/11 flight i would have easily rehijacked it and then flown the bastard into something more important to be ai8tch

True but they have had plently of time to improve, there are many countries in the world with darker pasts than Haiti that have pulled themselves up