Come to our country and impregnate our women

Yes, and?

imagine her stepping on potatoes with her cute, pale, slav feet to make vodka.

that only makes it cuter

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she looks like albino nignog, my favorite

polish girlfeet are just as yellow and asian as ones found in korea or mongolia

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Sounds great, I already have it planned out

Pt 1: Preparation
>Take a crash course of Russian starting today with the goal of being fluent by late Spring 2020.
>Always engage in Ukraine threads on Jow Forums
>Develop income sources from online sources, a la "Digital Nomad" style
>Continue to research Ukraine on websites of Western expats who have gone there in search of their p*ssy p*radise
>Save a modest amount of money that will get be very far in Ukraine
>Begin developing an online dating profile tailored to peacocking to Ukrainian women
>Research the the pros/cons of each major city, and the costs of renting in the best districts of said cities
>Masturbate through the long winter nights after dutifully language studying before bed to the thought of arriving in Ukraine in the spring, meeting the future love of my life
>Delve deeper into Ukrainian culture and consume their media
>Continue to hit on Ukrainian girls online and hint that my Western self will be coming to Ukraine this coming Spring
>Daydream of names for my eventual half Ukrainian children
>Emerge from winter into the spring with a less than desirable knowledge of Russian but still focused on my goal

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You might want to learn Ukrainian in that case m8

You don't need any of that, just work in your local walmart for half a year (that'll save you enough money for a summer of drinking and having fun or for a couple of years of modest living), then go to a bar in Lviv and speak english; proceed to having sex.

If you want more than that, consider finding yourself a loli waifu from countryside.

oh shit so i can go to lviv, speak english and pretend to be an american so that girls will think that i have money and jump on my cock

Pt 2: Arrival in Ukraine
>Tell my handful of Ukrainian girls I've been talking with online for weeks now that I will soon be coming to the country and will need a guide
>Ignore half of what they say to show that I'm not too interested, but in reality I'm gushing on the inside at the thought of meeting all these Ukraine girls
>Double check on my expat websites of the best places to stay; end up booking an apartment for 2 months in the center of Kyiv or Lviv
>Share my booking details with my girls online, getting them excited to the thought of this meetup actually coming to fruition
>A week before heading out, get dating apps in an android emulator, spoof my location and start swiping to get even more girls to meet upon arrival
>Tell my family and couple friends that I'm going to Europe to see the culture and architecture. Being purposely vague and directly answering as little as possible so I'm not looked down upon as a sex tourist.
>Family and "friends" don't really care what I'm doing anyways and say have fun and be safe in genuinely
>Pack my bags with all of my dbag clothing learned from my research to peacocking to Ukrainian women
>Catch my flight from my no name C-tier city to a big American airport, fly again to Europe, fly a third time to Ukraine
>Have the hottest girl I spoke to online beforehand who seemed interested enough to come pick me up at the airport
>See all the signage, hear the locals and realize my language skills are REALLY not up to snuff, but it's too late now, I'm finally in Ukraine!

I choose Russian as a backup language incase Ukraine doesn't work; I will have access to other slavic qts

based

It won't work for you because of accent, looks, habits and behavior patterns, lack of money, etc

Pt 3 P*ssy P*radise...?
>Qt who picked me up from the airport way different from any other American girl I've attempted to dated; completely mishandle the short relationship and she's gone almost immediately
>Find the language barrier more insurmountable than anticipated; my Russian is not good enough to communicate. Most conversations end up defaulting to me speaking in dummed down english to communicate with girls who speak it at a kindergartners level
>Turn the hedonism level up to 11.5! Explore this new city and culture to me with as many different girls as I can, trying to extract sex from them by the second or third date at the latest
>Only a large minority of bedding attempts work; the small majority end up failing for whatever reason: due to me being only average with women, in a foreign culture, shit language skills (bad english conversation and even worse russian conversation)
>Still live it up anyways, enjoying cheap food and the sights.
Get a steak dinner for under 10 bucks. Zipline across the river. Go up to the top of big buildings where you're not supposed to be. Walk parks with dates.
>Be treated with interest and intrigue when cold approaching girls, almost feel like a celebrity
>Of the dozen girls I do bed at least once, wonder why most don't stick around after the first time
>The few I do meet don't meet my romanticized standards I thought I would find in Ukraine for whatever reason: Not a 10/10 stunner, golddigger vibes, insurmountable cultural differences
>Start to wonder why I haven't met the girl I had day dreamt of since Aug 20, 2019 hasn't come around yet

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No need to argue, i will take one mail order bride from each of your countries.

>then go to a bar in Lviv
>Going to the most religious and traditional region of the country for sex
desperate move

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no thx I don't need STDs

>Lviv
>most religious and traditional region

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The only thing you’ll take is nigger dick in the ass Pierre

Based outremanche bro

Pt 4: Finding what I'm looking for
>My month of hedonism has been fun but nears its end
>After not liking the current handful of girls I am seeing on rotation, I decide to not book again in my current city of Kyiv/Lviv and move to the other one for the summer, this time for two months
>Book again in the city center, but this time decide it won't be all fun and games. I will neglect my online work much less and focus more on myself, unlike my first month
>In the days before my move, again use dating cites and dating apps (with spoofed location) to line up girls to meet upon arrival
>My Russian improved at this point, from being submersed in the Cyrillic alphabet for a month, I can actually type and flirt reasonably well (at least for foreigners expectations) with girls
>Feel guilt about ghosting some of these girls I have on rotation in my first city, I formally end things with them and tell them I am leaving the city. A couple of them get very upset since they think they had a future with me
>Get the hell out of dodge from the fallout of one particular girl who was really attached and move to my new city the next day by train
>Repeat the first week of being in Ukraine again in my new city, but this time having slightly better success with the women after becoming more acclimated to everything over time. Not a knockout success, but still a marginal improvement
>My third week into my new city, start to really catch feelings for one of these girls. Meek and shy, very thick english accent but appreciates my attempts at russian and corrects them. Not what I imagined to catch but continue to see her more than any of the other girls I talk with
>Can't stop thinking about her, even when talking or walking with other girls.
>Time flies and my 2 months up in this new city are nearly up; I need to return to the US soon. Girl and I are crazy about each other.
>Predictable next steps from here; I have finally achieved my goal, with some uneasiness...

>the sex tourism capital of the country considered the most traditional region by the natives
>ukranian flag
Checks out.

Yes gimme one! But just sex, I dated one from Tinder and she was weird af

>>most religious and traditional region

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>the sex tourism capital of the country
Kiev, Odessa

Are slavic girls into dominating med boys?
>tfw no ukranian femdom gf

Always want to try slav pussy but no have money

She has porn.

yes. Am med and my russian gf makes fun of my feet and how they're so much darker than hers. They smell like vodka.

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Do they like black men?

Haтaшкa дaй piздa cyкa

>Are slavic girls into dominating med boys?
Does dominating by spending your all money count?

1. Odessa 2. Lviv 3. Kiev in that order, Lviv is overall a better visiting place (esp. for an american)

Pt 5: Ride happily into the sunset...and fall off a cliff
>8 years later
>Married, 2 kids, in the States
>Ignored all the Ukrainian and Russian posters on Jow Forums, Jow Forums that Ukrainian women are just golddiggers
>Ignored the warnings about the women from expat forums; don't care that I will always be subtly tested for weakness
>Think I just barely made out
>Think again
>Wife leaves me for another American, divorce rapes me in court
>Rue the day I ignored the internets advice, thinking I could make it work
>an hero

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how to get a donbass bf?

Why westernfags always post ugly slav women? Do you actually find picrelated attractive and\or slav-looking?

How much?

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if i'm still single at 35 my plan is unironically to travel to ukraine and purchase a bride

Come to donbass obviously. [spoiler]RIP Givi[/spoiler]

>do you actually find picrelated attractive

yes. Especially the feet.

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I'm kinda into findom so I might actually enjoy that

>Bceгo в Днeпpoпeтpoвcкoй oблacти oбнapyжили 278 aдминиcтpaтивных пpaвoнapyшeний зa зaнятиe пpocтитyциeй. B Oдeccкoй – 223, в Hикoлaeвcкoй – 174, в Хepcoнcкoй – 98, в Киeвe – 87. Taкжe никaких пpaвoнapyшeний нe выявили в Ивaнo-Фpaнкoвcкoй oблacти.
I see you.

This one is better, but the previous one looked like an aids-infected gypsy.

>prostitution
>sex tourism
so you think it's the same?

which slav country has the cutest boys?
(18+)

post some more slavfeet

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>post completely unrelated stats
>emerge as a winner in the argument (in his imagination)
Ok.

imagine the smell

Austria

>so I might actually enjoy that
You're holy grail for every slavic woman. If you are at least 6/10 you will be popular here.

vodka + rice probably

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she's really ugly

Am from mobile, no ain't has no picpacks, sorry. I can send you a photo of my feet (but I won't, since that would be ultra-faggish).

Disgusting cuck.
Why wouldn't you want your women to yourself or your people?
Do you have a cuck fetish?
I know I wouldn't want foreigners fucking croatian women. FUCKING KEKS NEED TO DIE.
I would be hesitant to fuck a foreign woman out of respect to the foreigners unless she's a nigger or something else then she would be upgrading.
Denerates.

calm down incel

She needs to have that bunion checked

rude

just show any slav girl's feet.

>Moлoдaя бpюнeткa Aня, кoтopaя paбoтaeт aдминиcтpaтopoм в oднoм из хapькoвcких бopдeлeй, o ceкc-тypиcтaх знaeт нe пoнacлышкe. Пo eё cлoвaм, имeннo Хapькoв yвepeннo дepжит cтaтyc «интимнoй» cтoлицы Укpaины. «Oб этoм мoжнo cyдить пo cпeциaльным caйтaм, — oтмeчaeт Aня. — Haпpимep, oбъявлeний из Дoнeцкa или Львoвa oчeнь мaлo, зaтo Хapькoв лидиpyeт — тyт кpacивыe дeвyшки и пpиeмлeмыe pacцeнки. Ha втopoм мecтe Киeв, нo тaм, ecли дeвyшкa бoлee-мeнee cимпaтичнaя, цeнa зaшкaливaeт». Лeтoм жe вcя «движyхa» пepeмeщaeтcя в Oдeccy, кyдa пoдтягивaютcя ceкc-тypиcты co вceгo миpa.
Regions with the biggest russian population are the slutiest. Simply as.

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I think Belarussia actually, since they have the most gingers in the world (after ireland iirc), and ginger boys are usually cute. Homofaggism is a crime there though (I might be wrong on this one).

they're common on white people, terroni-chan. my mum and sister have them too.

NEVER! You're just trying to steal my virginity!

Do you know what an incel is? I just appreciate diversity and I don't like when everyone mixes everything. Ukranian women are pretty good looking and I don't understand why you wouldn't want to keep it that way. I hear they are whores though.

basé

>anglofeet

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Right? Westernfags post ugly slav women as if they wew godesses. Ain't no comprendro.

That's exactly what I wanted to say too. Thanks, brother. It's very sad actually.

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+15 griven, we got your point already. Don't spend your time.

What's bunion? Would you be so kind to explain, please?

>it's true because some Anya says so

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>I cannot come up with any info that would state my point.
>*proceds to memes*

big toe bending outward
see her left foot

>Dirty Easy subhuman dares to open his mouth

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t. anglo-mestizo rapebabby

whiter than you tyrone.

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I didn't post any memes. I'm talking from personal experience (mine and the people I know). We don't have to continue arguing, I'm not interested in convincing you in anything and I don't see why you would want to convince me either.

Thanks, never noticed it.

When the big toe joint is pressed outwards and angled such that it looks like there is a bump. Very common, I don't know why he brought it up.
Autistic footfag probably.

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God I wish that were me. May I please worship your toes, O Ameriglob master?

In english?

>*puke*
Still no any info. By personal experience I deepthroated your mom. Kys subhuman.

Thanks for the explanation, the drawing is very helpful, God bless.

somebody is really mad because lviv is capital of sex tourism. Why are you like this?

whatever

your mind is seized by me you fucking faggot muslim

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Okay (see my previous post).

Statistics of new HIV cases by regions. South-East and Kiev top this rating.

>somebody is really mad because his backward south-east shithole is capital of sex tourism

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>Do you have a cuck fetish?
This is an american website.

>backward south-east shithole

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What is the supposed cause of this?

American truly are degenerates.
Even Japan which is full of beta males still didn't fall to cuckoldry. They are betas so they fetishize being dominated by strong females but in america all the betas and cuck fall to cuckoldry and nigger meme fetishes like bbc. I always feel so disgusted and afraid of their degeneracy spreading to my place. And they do spread their degeneracy very well.

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I put 500e/month aside for travel (lowly student salary) - would that be enough to have a decent time in a Ukrainan city for a 3 day weekend - or is it worth saving some more money and making a longer trip of it? Any good spots to visit in particular?

yeah go to lviv. Girls for that kind of money will literally jump on your cock

I don't trust Ukrainian women, they're spoiled and don't know how to ride a bike.