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cop
/kɒp/
early 18th century (as a verb): perhaps from obsolete cap ‘arrest’, from Old French caper ‘seize’, from Latin capere . The noun is from copper2.

makes u think

don't know if ive lost weight but i don't want to buy a scale because theres nowhere i can put it where it wont be found and then i'll look self conscious about my weight

ahhahahah

M22England xx

waspberg just flew into my room
fuckin stared him out and he fucked off again

>age: M
>sex: 22
what did he mean by this?

bye

heard some of you guys don't consider women who happend to be born in the wrong body which has been surgically corrected as romantic opporunties and thats just sad

went for a walk and happent across a poo

its a she, she was giving you her location (near the m22)

have 10 other generals open at once scouring them for content to post on /brit/

Don't want to date a headcase desu

Theres something so funny when pulls around the corner after assuring them theres no cops here
>Oh you’re fackin joking

this but reddit, ngl the most (you)s i get these days are almost always from reddit posts lol

Just flew into some lads room
He stared at me so I fucked off the beak on that one I swear

would probably shag a few but wouldn’t date one, be a bit embarrassing innit

American niggers really act like they were slaves lmao

They unironically say stuff like "we're not slaves now"

But they were never slaves, the slaves themselves would probably despise the modern negro just like everyone else does lol

:(

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how does she look 45 and 18 at the same time, either way very grim

sound lad

youtube.com/watch?v=--nzw1BCtI4

I hope your next post finds a way to link your racist tirade to British culture.

just found this doozy of a webm in sverigetråden

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meanwhile Indians are real slaves in this day

Nothing racist about the truth

Don't be upset

rough life I imagine

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think they’d really hate the “woke” ones that larp as proper africans just as embarrassing as “european” amerimutts

>surgically corrected

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bet she could suck a golf ball or two

women in a biological and physical sense

me in the back reflexively pushing my hair behind my ears whenever a male gets excited

Laugh when American calls themselves European.
Why would one wish for such a label, the European only knows how to be rule.

sucking a golf ball lads

choking on a golf ball lads

canadian niggas say about like aboot lmao

need a pic of someone sucking a golf ball

preferably catyank himself

went to a so-called "kegger" when I was in america and when they were pouring the beer out they were tipping it to get rid of the head but ended up wasting about 50% of the beer
was watered down shit anyway
fucking hate yanks

youtu.be/CAGLCBZ3hm0

dispensing more golf balls

hear me out lads, i know many of you arent gonna like what im about to say but it is what it is...

i kind of miss the priscilla poster

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yeah redditspacers love their boring e-celebs

cringe

What happened to him

needs a "cannot build Walls" drawback

Love hearing boomer yank tourists in public, always kind of quaint.

he cancelled his internet plan (it ended yesterday)

el monstruo gitano

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Why tho

suck THIS

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Awkwars

they are always very friendly but very loud

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because he's a paedo and that sounds better than "the french police are finally coming for me"

is that french slang for getting arrested for being a freak pathetic nonce

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thank fuck for that

Epstein was based

cos he was a bit of a weirdo that thought the internet was a jewish psyop used to control him and that he’d never live a normal life while using it. he also starved his self for 2 weeks, he was a weird cunt but a nice lad

which British county was he from again?

Brooklyn, New York, United States

thank you for supporting the australian amateur animation industry
last ep. today
youtu.be/vthmLNBfpaU
how long you reckon before they revive are lez

twitter.com/kiswan93/status/1163141272368013312?s=21

paddy boy i need your thoughts

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Reckon the light they keep seeing is Lez tbqh

people say this forgetting he was also a nonce

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i see the sunrise
getting high
i wish i was next to you
so coming down it's alright
stumble through your gold snafu

(courtesy of the australian music industry)

genius

lunch lol

ANY NEW YORK RED BULLS FANS HERE?
I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
YOUR FUCKING STADIUM'S IN NEW JERSEY BRO
REAL NEW YORKERS ARE NYCFC #LIFELONGS

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driving test in 9 (nine) days

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Why do people like larping as if in a gang or similar

Very strange behaviour

piece of piss mate

Hope you pass

Keep accidentally opening the ex gfs sisters snapchat chat because its right next to my back button on snapchat and it tells her if I start typing something shes going to think I'm a right freak though she already knows that

thank you for supporting the australian music industry

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Let him cum in your boii pussy thats how I passed

Good luck lad, hope you aren’t doing it in the middle of a city

yea my lessons go fine and then I choke and do one stupid (major) mistake

cheers pal

FOLC

mad how just making a car slow down behind you counts as a major

Home alone needs a booster seat to drive a car ahhhhh hahahaha

Woah, lock them up

London at 8am, is what it is

nah I'm doing it a bit late I'm 21

how tall is copealone?

Varg is a retard why would anyone take him seriously

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Homealone pal how do you reach the top shelves at supermarkets mate do you have to get the staff to come help or do you just mount the shelves and start climbing it