What's going on, italobros?

The only man that can still save Italy ...

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Yes I didn't born in the Roman Empire so I missed history
Your point?

Oh right user, history stopped being made during the Roman Empire times
(This is why people shit on Italians calling them fucking retards)

The only time Italy was geopolitcal relevant to the world yeah I didn't born there

Pathetic.

You are pathetic
Tell me of another historical period in which an Italian power could stand proudly among the other ones

How did they embarass Salvini? Dutch news said he was doing good business and it was his idea to make the government fall

>The only time Italy was geopolitcal relevant to the world
Someone has never heard about XII-XVI centuries Italy, it seems...

Polls showed he would’ve been an absolute winner in early elections but apparently that wasn’t realistic since he has been trying to backtrack since he announced he was leaving the government

Well it was about time
Gotta keep things fresh by changing government every year

Is it finally /histime/ again?

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Did he forget everyone who wasn't already a follower of his would probably consider it a dickmove?

Italy is a bigger joke than Romania at this point politically speaking. And we have a clinically retarded woman as PM and a german terminator as president

a beautiful mess, as usual

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But it's cold

You are so retarded you didn't even understand this isn't externally focused history
If you need free basic education this much, don't bait me, go back to middle school and get better at reading comprehension

I can keep you warm...

Is Italy entering their own political farce like Brexit?

Italy has always been a political basket case

No

Nah, I don't think so. The next couple of months will be...interesting to say the least, though

We weren't relevant geopolitically
Stop being obtuse I am not saying Italians weren't relevant
I am saying Italian states never had power so big they could influence militarly anywhere
Key word is militarly

Yes

Is he going to save Italy like he saved euro?

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Not even our government is so retarded
Even Salvini dropped the whole “leaving the EU/Euro” thing completely

It's all just part of a bigger plan.
Bog made the call, and he answered.
Next up: the Second Coming

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Well, I don't particularly care about military might. Our culture, history and traditions matter more to me

He was most likely convinced to the theory that staying in the euro destroys it just as well as leaving it

I don’t think he ever had a serious intention of actually leaving the eurozone

Italy is like Mexico but without eagle

Sadly the world doesn't think like you do

At that level of government, you don't entertain thoughts unless you are serious about them
I know Salvini is not PM, but when PMs say something, that becomes an idea that is considered to be a message of the whole government and thusly the whole nation

Italians don't want to leave the EU
No matter who is the PM

But he didn’t say that when he was Vice President, only during the campaign. As soon as he got elected he stopped mentioning it and pretended it never happened

>Implying politicians always do what they say and don't care at all about propaganda to gain votes

Sorry, friend, but you can't really compare our mafiosos with your cartel members

I know, but eurozone is still a bad fit for Italy
There is a reason why lira was like it was

Leaving would unironically be suicide

we had the most anti-euro government possible and there were no talks about leaving either the EU or the eurozone
being pro/against europe is just a talking point for getting elected

Lira wasn’t that great, we just were in one of the biggest economic booms in the western world
After that everything is going to suck, especially because the governments of the time didn’t invest in the future and just pandered to their boomers electorate with gibs and handouts, leaving us with a massive debt

whats happening in italy?

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I admire the fact that Italians don't care about the world beyond their borders

No foreigner will ever, EVER be able to understand italian politics. You guys should've learned that by now

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It is impossible to leave the euro yes
Well, maybe someone like germany could pull it off but still
Lira was not great, but then again, currencies rarely get to be "great". Currencies merely reflect how the national economy functions. German mark is strong because they desire price stability. French franc is weak because they love to boost domestic consumption at the cost of imports. National currencies like through kind of evolution adapted to the nations habits. Euro kinda demands we all must be germans. Finland is kinda happy trying to become a mini-germany, but that will never happen to France or Italy.

ok but really give me a rundown

So basically Salvini wants to be president, Conte and Di Maio won't allow it

Salvini went full retard and sabotaged his own government despite being a minority in parliament because of favorable polls.
He's been trying to backtrack since he realized he just looked like a backstabber and a different government is possible.

Greatest political suicide I've ever witnessed honestly.

>Let me build a high speed train
>No we can't
>Then I'm calling new elections, bye to you cunts

why italian politics so funny

this
it's a circus and it has been for a long time

PD bros, report for duty!

ITT: Terroni with inferiority complex

hello italian, bros.
love your country and history, all your creativity and accomplishments.
but obviously in the 21st century italians arent capable politicians.
cant you let some german, austrian or swiss govern your country?
then you can focus on doing other more interesting things!

greetings from a failed state.

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I'm amazed as well. Our politics have always been a circus but this is a whole new level of retardedness.

They’ve already been doing that.

I'd be worried about UK politics if I were you. The whole Brexit ordeal is a farce at least as much as our situation is.

Why get worked up over something I can’t control? I’m going to uni and then I’m leaving this place.

Where will you go?

Well if you plan on leaving it doesn't really matter I guess. I have no intention to do the same because in spite of our ridiculous politics my life here is not really bad at all.

why do foreigners still get surprised by our government crises? It's just the usual business here every other year or so

It's been many years since such a big theatrical important one happened

damn zoomer

I like Italia, nice country, good food what's not to like

Sorry if I'm not literally 60
Guess anyone under 50 is a zoomer

this is even more retarded than usual to be fair

JUSTED.COM

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didnt you change prime ministers like 3 times in a row after a couple of weeks, some time ago?

Fuck off Finnish faggot

Yeah but not this way
I mean Conte had to speak against the guy that was literally sitting at his right in the government seats and with whom he was governing up to a week ago

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Read the adjectives in that sentence you quoted
They are there for a reason

>hello darkness my old friend starts playing

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Lmao
What are the news saying in Finland about this?

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I do: it's the same catholic communists and national socialists dynamic that can also be seen in spain, mexico, gutemala, and pretty much all spanish speaking countries. Italy is just a big phillipines but with actual industry.

>italian snap election 2020
>elect blackshirts v2 when germany's economy is melting down and they try to force denbt payments
>le pen then elected in '22, frexit a year later after macron gets leftists mad at him
>spain has another government crisis and totally collapses into civil war over catalonia again
>EU defacto dissolves before Trump's second term ends

lmfaoooo

this might happen, but i wouldnt be happy about it
eu is the only big power remotely interested in defending consumers against big corporations. and then there's the potential of china+russia running away with the whole world

Say what you will, but you can always count on right-wing extremists to bring about their own demise by employing their incompetence.

I'm going to miss him, Contebros...

In this case it's less about total demise as it is nu-rightists ruining themselves so actual nazis can take over. Italy's current government was never expected to survive, Salvini only slipped through due to an unexpected, last minute coalition predicated upon refusing migrants. In turn, he would prevent an Italian EU referendum and ensure your country is paid on time. This has ended so now we can expect a huge shitstorm just as another recession begins.

The EU is much more resilient than people think. And much more liked, we can thank Brexit for that

>>spain has another government crisis and totally collapses into civil war over catalonia again

In any case that would be Catalonia over itself.

Our “actual nazis” usually get a 0.8-0.9% of the votes

Not much. Just a quick rundown of the events. And that this all made Salvini look like a bit of a brainlet.

I mean there's wild cattle on the loose in Laukaa, 40 large cows, among them a couple of bulls. That's what is most read news right now.

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Are Italy & UK under a government shitshow contest?

Nah we are not even close to their levels
Ours is more funny than tragic

>tfw you realise you just gave millions to a complete retard

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OH NO MAMMAAAAAAAAA

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