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Pathetic puppets, you will post in my thread edition

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shit thread so far

slow bread

1st is designated to the based land of israel

FUCK MUSLIMS AND BRITAIN

never had a girlfriend or sex

new zealand more like poo peeland

are you bent lol

kek this is me

post 3 you retard

On this day in British History

>1191 – Richard I of England initiates the Massacre at Ayyadieh, leaving 2,600–3,000 Muslim hostages dead.
>1858 – Charles Darwin first publishes his theory of evolution through natural selection in The Journal of the Proceedings of the Linnean Society of London, alongside Alfred Russel Wallace's same theory.
>1940 – World War II: British Prime Minister Winston Churchill makes the fourth of his famous wartime speeches, containing the line "Never was so much owed by so many to so few".
>1944 – World War II: American and British forces defeat the German Seventh Army at Falaise-Argentan Gap, west of Paris, capturing 50,000 German troops.
>1944 – World War II: One hundred sixty-eight captured allied airmen, including Phil Lamason, accused by the Gestapo of being "terror fliers", arrive at Buchenwald concentration camp.
>1956 – Calder Hall, Britain's first nuclear power station, begins operating.
>1988 – The Troubles: Eight British soldiers are killed and 28 wounded when their bus is hit by an IRA roadside bomb in Ballygawley, County Tyrone.

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united kingdom more like pooshited ringdone

italy more like shitaly

Any of you lads have a nice watch? Really want to buy an automatic watch, I was gifted an Omega which is fake but it's a nice looking watch and seeing the automatic movements inside has really inspired my autism. Anyone here have anything nice then or know any good reliable brands that are affordable?

im entitled to a gf

>*bang* *bang*
good ridance Rorke
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Heard you the first time virgin

for me its my morning jacket

story of my life

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na I have a phone

netherlands more like negerlands
ireland more like direland

post 3 of what?

i have 40 grand £ watch

> leftists relentless attack and break down traditions, religion and families
> can’t find a reason to live
> end up nihilistic hedonists who turn to drugs to cope (big surprise
)
> blame white men and capitalism

wew

getting the weekly think done

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me in the back

It's quite often impractical or frowned upon to look at your phone for the time.

What do you have?

poor Anwar el Ghazi

He's more attractive than them. Then again I'm a bender.

unironically this
>BIDEO GAMES are hwy there are mass shooters !!
it's blatantly nihilism

I hope the second half of your post will link back to British culture

well being a vlogger/youtuber seems far more easy and less effort to break into so I would say it’s the smart choice

Video games cause nihilism

im not an incel so i have this

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thank you for this

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no they're a symptom of it

user IS A BOMBER

bendy pencil whoa waheey

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Mental how when you go abroad you suddenly start treating money like Monopoly money. 10 euro for 1 scoop vanilla ice cream? No bother mate here's a 20 keep the change

This. Based westerners can think for themselves.

Chinese kids are brainwashed into taking jobs that benefit the government

Insha'Allah

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yeah we all have Instagram mate

this is a thing in all western countries

Hello, shitskin!

why isn't there an American general

ladbible tier

based albania lad

grim below the waist

Pewdz pewdz pewdz!

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pls no racism on r/brit

Went on holiday with my grandparents this year to an all inclusive hotel and the only money the spent the whole time was a few euros for the bus to a local town one day. Wouldn't even buy a bottle of water from the shop for their hotel room

greng

Gone full cumbrain

The lunch

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I have this watch too,and I haven't worn it since losing my virginity.

Imagine letting your daughter leave the house like that

built like an abused sack of potatoes

there's /nor'easter/ and /dixie/

there is no such thing as /nor'easter/

need a thicc gf like air

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12 months till the Nafritalian takes half of his net worth

australian mate wants me to tag team this fat bird with him but im not down for the cause

bit early for lunch isn't it fatty

I only see French and Canadian flags in /dixie/

yes there is it's just not up right now and has been for a long time

post one and see if it takes off

built like a wet sandbag

she'd look so much better just with her natural hair
why do women do this?

congratz pewds

looks like shes melting into that chair, disgusting little trollop

it's 11:30 AM most yankees are at work lad

dumb crossposter

im at work too lad

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yeeeeeeeeeeeeha

NEW

grandad was an aero engineer
grandma was a fashion designer
mum is a solicitor
dad is a doctor
me? im a 26 year old NEET

Going on my first ever work night out tonight
Not sure if I have to wear my uniform or not

looooooooool

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grased (grim but based)

Yeah wear your uniform mate. Remember to ring in to the pub beforehand and order your pints

can't blame you as long as you're happy

gotta start from somewhere

Er strafe es!

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Mum really letting the family down here

they must be so proud

I suffer in Essen

tfw you get invited on a work's night out before your first birthday working there and you don't have a branded pint glass yet

virgin

i shit and piss and cum and puke
by the power of these three orifices i am king

>mum is a solicitor
yeh solicitor of my cock in her fanny

Trying some Pickle flavoured Lay's

>*literally blocks your path*

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pickle rick!!!

loometh

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You'll be expected to get the whole office a round so bring your debit card

Retired from toil at 75 after working there for 55 years and they gave me a gold plated watch as retirement gift

Lovely stuff

tell us about the miner's strike old man

Got this one when I went on holiday to greece was thinking 'how did it know'