Vocaroo thread
Vocaroo thread
Jose Murphy
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Isaiah Sullivan
read this, or better, translate it in your language and read it:
I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish
Cameron Flores
I learned a lot of new terms doing this
Zachary Mitchell
William Baker
lasted longer without laughing
t. masturbated for 4 hours
Evan Lee
Jeg gokker i hele fem timer for en prostataundersogelse. Jeg kanter, kanter og kanter lige indtil at et sommerfuglesnus ville ku forårsage orgasme. Taktisk slæber jeg fodderne hele vejen ned til lægekontoret, hvor han smorer mig ind, hvilket som regel forer til udlosning. Men jeg har trænet mine rovhulsmuskler til at kunne tilbageholde et udbrud fra selveste Vesuv. Hans blide prik mod min prostata igangsætter et udbrud med aggresiviteten af en jagtende love. I det at værelset bliver indsmurt i mit snask, væmmes lægen og går. Jeg besoger altid et hospital langt væk fra hvor jeg bor, for at blive behandlet af en anden læge. Det bedste ved det hele er de gratisse sundhedsydelser, så skatteyderne dækker det hele. Det er min fetish
Joseph Phillips
thanks for the erotic asmr
Evan Perry
Will do soon.
Isaiah Scott
Lincoln Campbell
Just let you know that I'm masturbating on your voice
Owen Allen
Elijah Smith
I'm was doing vocaroo mostly on Darkest Dungeon quotes. But nobody listen it :c
Leo Morris
Joseph Powell
please send ilya
Jeremiah Cruz
ok this is epic
Jayden Lee
Cooper Brown
>kaksituhattaviisitoista
>ei polta röökiä
Oletko koulukiusattu, kehitysvammainen vai molemmat?
>m-mutku siihen kuolee
Niin? Oliko elämä kilpailu kuka elää pisimpään?
>siihe jää koukkuu!!!
Ei jää, jos ei ole alaikäinen ja osaa polttaa kohtuudella.
>s.. SIIHEN MENEE RAHAA!!!
Kuka pakottaa ostamaan askin päivässä, vitun turvenuija
vocaroo this please
Aiden Watson
Carter Butler
Cute voice.
Justin Cox
based
Julian King
Kiitos
Lucas Lewis
your pronunciation was very good
Noah Watson
Ryan Robinson
in russian or englush?
Jacob Brooks
BASED
William Sanders
Englush
Jacob Martin
whenever I post and whatever I post the french op calls me cringey
so I decided to deprive the international world of the gift of my voice
Aiden Nelson
read this
Brayden Nguyen
Hola amigos,
Soy Julio Pickles y hoy vamos a cometer un crimen de odio contra el estado ilegitimo de Israel
Nolan Carter
I feel pain in my prostate
Nolan Thompson
Julian Moore
i'm tried to do original but fucked up on pronouncing so hard, lul. Too tired, i think.
Here's the russian anyway:
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Gabriel Clark
Feeling cute, might post a BRAAAAAP later
Josiah Sanders
couldnt sound anymore russian
Jose Gutierrez
based i missed cute finnish accent
Lucas Hughes
Could you give us something to read, Hans?
Sebastian Lopez
you sound like the voice youd hear on an announcment
Kevin Barnes
what do you mean by this?...
eh, yeah. That was the point. He's (character from the game) basically the only one narrator there. And every statement/story from him sounds like an announcement c:
Ethan Kelly
Juan Edwards
Give me something to read in a non English language.
Nolan Hughes
Read this.
Brayden Sanchez
Ok one minute.
Dylan Campbell
Tyler Diaz
Kek, you sound like a nigger to me when youäre trying to pronounce words.
Isaac Cooper
But good try overall.
Easton Morgan
Alri
Ryan Richardson
do pig noises Jow Forums
Cooper Moore
Eli Sanders
Some actual commentary on how it sounded. It was surprisingly good.
- udbrud should be like uðbruð
- kanter somehow sounded like "gentager" or "kæntrer" (when a boat flips over)
- kontoret sounded like kontöret, use plain o
- love should've been löve but Jow Forums dislikes the symbol so you couldn't know
Nathan Gray
resposting from the japanese thread vocaroo.com
Landon Anderson
>you couldn't know
I should have known because I studied Danish, but it's hard to speak it because I rarely get to practise. Thanks for the feedback!
Carter Bell
Liam Watson
Hi guys. Can someone rate my English? I have an interview tomorrow, and I need to know your opinion about my pronunciation. Please help me!
Nolan Jackson
you sound like you're ugly
Hudson Harris
No problem. I guess there aren't any danes in spain to practice with, what do I know. It was better than many of the kebab sellers here. Last time I was in one such "store" another customer literally asked me "wtf is he saying"
Jace Williams
Rated
Liam Gray
sure,
Heute war ich wieder richtig schlecht drauf, erst hat mir mein chef den pimmel zerquetscht und danach wurde ich von olger der alten drecksau zu sau gemacht. Soll ich mich einfach töten? Im endeffekt bin ich froh nicht im mittleren osten zu leben aber das ist auch alles.
Jaxson Green
Say this at the job inteview. The boss will admire your audacity and hire you on the spot
Michael Watson
Hunter Barnes
Bentley Hall
Robert Ross
top kek
pretty good prounciation
Tyler Wright
Are you high or something?
Brayden Richardson
Danke.
Lucas Allen
no lol just sounds so funny when you read it its like someone smashed the keys lrsgäögrg rügö däürgö
Luis Rodriguez
Det må være lidt forvirrende hvis du kan begge. Jeg horer sjældent svensk men er dette de rigtige ord jeg horer? Må gætte mig lidt til hvad det kan være heh
- blikket as in "looked at"
- fremminde, fra minder (recall? from memories?)
Kevin Gray
we need more contributors
Jason Hughes
>Be me
>Hiding behind in dark cellar behind a tesco crate from la monstrou de Europa superior
"I CAN SMELL YOU MUTT" says the dark creature, smearing his turban with shit
>The smell of freshly defecated tea fills the room
>Feel his glowing red eyes pass over my position, hold dead still
"Notwhitenotwhitenotwhite"
>Remember how the French warned me not to cross the sharty seas
>I thought I could educate the British
>Civilize them, make them human
>The moment I arrived the jet black creatura and his brown horde chased me to this licencing cellar
>Now I know why travel to this hell is restricted by the EU
"I see you Hernandez"
>Bolt up and attempt to flee
>The goblin turns around and releases a deafening shart
>Boiling hot tea shart sprinkles on me, stunning me
>The brit grabs me with his claws and open his mouth to unhuman proportions
"TIME TO BECOME WHITE AMERIMUTT"
>My screams are forced out of me along with a white aura
"ALLAHU ACKBAR"
>I realise the orc is absorbing my whiteness and cry
>As the last of my European genetics leave me, pressure builds up in my gut
>I can't hold the pain, I release the last healthy meal I would ever have in England
>My skin has been turned brown as my shart
>My light hair and eyes turned a coarse and rough black
>I am one of them
>My instincts tell me to walk over to the mosque and pray
>Try to kill myself
>No weapons allowed in the UK
>Live in eternal pain
Alexander Lopez
why there is so many woman in this site
Aaron Carter
noooo dont listen to them nafri bro they are Jealous at you you know ignor them
Jackson Ramirez
youre piss drunk arent you
Angel Phillips
noooooooooooo
Logan Sanchez
How does that make any sense?
Kevin Martin
Adam Gonzalez
That's some nice circular reasoning and baseless assumptions
David Williams
okay vpn
Nathaniel Garcia
guden taeg
Jaxson Fisher
Ian Wright
A nord being a white knight and an american being a black knight, it suits very well, but just the part of the colors.
Justin Allen
I asked what makes someone sound ugly. In my experience there is no relation, but people get angry and call me a white knight. I don't see the logic but whatever
Colton Carter
I realize now you meant ugly as in "didn't like the voice". I read it as aesthetics and thought: You can't hear if someone has high cheekbones or a chiseled jawline
Gavin Anderson
hey pal...you went full reddit. i was just breaking balls.
Parker Walker
are you shizo?
Hunter Murphy
I'm not bothered. I would've found it funny if it wasn't for the misunderstanding. I am not and do not like reddit, white knights, beta orbiters and so on.
A bit
Benjamin Hughes
Say “your mom is the big gay”
Joseph Hughes
give me something to say in spanish or english
Alexander Allen
Ethan Myers
Luke Gonzalez
Regarding "schizo": I once went to a psychiatrist and started talking about my life and stuff and then it suddenly struck me: This is going to the police and turning yourself in. So I cut it short and never came back again. I basically outsmarted him.
Sebastian Nelson
>I basically outsmarted him.
Kek
Jonathan Smith
I'm waiting for that Norwegian or Danish epic guy.... His dark elf voice acting was top notch.
Levi Clark
Xavier Ross
Stop posting on Jow Forums and buy my wife's book
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Landon Sanchez
Justin Long
sing the theme song for NGE
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Easton Wright
I'm not going to read that
lol, what the fuck
Hudson Walker
>in
on*
Nathaniel Cook
go to bed fucking ho