Why are Danes such assholes?

Just sell the fucking Greenland.

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>Why don't you want to sell us lands reeeeeee

>a sexpat has a worthless opinion
stop the presses

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whats wrong with him?

>unironically wanting to join this dumpster fire
shiggity-diggity-doo

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Just fucking sell it. We want it, and dragging it out will just take time

A manchild

now our media can finally shut the fuck up.

Also Danes have like no military, selling it and making a cool $1.1 trillion (the official estimated cost) seems a sight better than having it annexed for free.

Why do we even want it?

The result of a high budget manchild. Most manchildren are basement bound until death, you never see their antics on a global scale.

Now you do.

Trying to make a larger base for staking a claim over the entire arctic, typical American jingoism basically.

Fucking lol, the state of this retard.

Climate change will turn it into new australia, the only hope for white race.

Based boring country

After his failure to do anything to China after acting tough for 3 years his ego is bruised, probably wants to buy it so he can claim the US is bigger than China now thanks to him.

>buy the Greenland
CRINGE and YIKES!

>TAKE the Greenland
BASED!!

Its about to become the new paradise after global warming

Might want to ramp up the whole exterminating the enter equatorial region of Earth first, because by the time Greenland is a green paradise, about 3 billion Africans, south Asians and central Americans will be fleeing their hellholes and guess where they're going.

but global warmingis a hoax according to trump?

That's the thing about American politicians, most don't actually buy what they're peddling, they just play pretend for their corporate overlords.

It's rude in American culture to not sell things you don't want to sell?

Oh sure this is what he pretends, he's a businessman after all he only cares about his own interests and for now it's to pretend it is an hoax publically.

Retards. At most, Greenland will become like Siberia

Trump doesnt give a shit either way he just plays everything by ear

Cana duh

Well, they bought Lousianna, Alaska and Florida already.

Amusing that they could basically just take it by force. Dk army is nothing in comparison

We could do a lot of things by force but Americans are too fat and happy and complacent.

See how Hong Kongers, Frenchoids etc etc etc RISE UP? That will never ever ever ever happen in USA. Greenland is our rightful clay and we let Denmark claim it like the Euro bitches we are. Shit sux

>let me buy!!! reeee
Nice for greenland

>I wonder if Denmark would be interested in selling Greenla-
>REEEEE FUCK OFF AMERIFAT PIGSHITS GREENLAND IS DANISH CLAY
>lol okay calm do-
>HAHAHA SUCK IT MARTSHARTERS DENMARK-1 USA-0

I remain utterly baffled by Denmark's attitude through this whole thing.

Not in the least.

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Meanwhile euros constantly signal their virtue by "worrying" about it while doing literally nothing and making up unrealistic treaties that won't be fulfilled, Germany for example has one of the highest ecological footprints in the world and also exports its footprint to other countries in the form of cars polluting at illegal levels and they just silently started building 23 new coal plants since the shitty wind farms don't produce even one third of the projected energy, euros are all about being "morally right" while being factually wrong about everything.
Not that the US is any better at caring about their own environment but they aren't openly blaming actually green countries like euros do, why do they try to play world eco-police when they aren't an example of ecological policies at all?

GIVE US GREENLAND NOW!!!!!

Danes are being asshats to not even consider it. Saying no right off the bat is just bad business sense. They probably could've talked him into buying it for $2-3 trillion but didn't even try.

It's like people forgot that Denmark already sold us territory before and it's just sitting around. Barely gave anything to the US.

We have an orange twat that has no idea how geopolitics works as president...

I don't see the point of buying Greenland. I mean if it countered Russia sure, but Denmark is in NATO and we already have Arctic access with Alaska. It just seems like an administrative burden.

It may be small but Danish fighting prowess is legendary, the way that you resited German invasion is the stuff of legends