This is what God tier city planning looks like

This is what God tier city planning looks like.

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It hurts

> a fucking checkers table

soulless

looks like one of these cities skylines videos

record scratch*

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fyi, if it looks cool from above, it's shitty from the ground

"City planners" are bugmen who think of their city and region like a game of SimCity; they have no inclination to think of individuals as actual people with their own agency, goals and preferences; to them, people are just NPCs that are obviously too stupid to see the planners' big picture and should be coerced through whatever means is necessary into complying with their own plans. They're malevolent autists who should not be trusted with their power.

unironically nyc
better than shit like boston or all of europe with a gazillion streets intersecting in retarded ways, or edmonton that has 15 different streets called "harvest hills"

Whenever I'm in Boston I play a game i call "get out of Boston" where I try to get out of boston without using my phone

so un natural

But it looks cool, much better than unplanned cities.

looks like a minecraft city

wtf I can see my house from there

Based.

>no river
ITS SHIT

It's right next to the widest river on earth.

your moms gash

rude

>Canberra
>God tier planning
Clearly you've never been there.

Argies absolutely destroyed.

I bet you think culdesacs are a good idea

I'm sorry. It was rude and I apologize

Lame, i take back your 'B&R' medal

World needs more positivity

but then the entirety of it is poor so...

This feels like that part at the beginning of the second half of the end of Evangelion movie.

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>This is what God tier city planning looks like.
.... until the arrival of two inventions called the motorcar and the traffic light. In a city like that, they team up and produce gridlock.

Soulless just like Brasilia.

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Cars are jewish
just use public transport or walk

you'll be fitter, meet more people, know your city more and i guess its better for the env*roment

>cars are jewish
fucking kek

>Vancouver is beautif...

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Just because you cant build a city doesnt mean we cant

You clearly can't, because like I said, it's as soulless as our shitty capital.

Yes, i'm sure your linear logic of "squares = soulless" is fucking flawless
have you ever been here? no
at least hop on google maps or something retard macaco

Grid and cul de sac city planning is shit anyway because it's thought out for cars and cars are only good for mutts and boomers.

Yes, your Garry's Mod precision alignment grid is soulless.

yo plato
el plata
ella plata
usted platea
vos plateas
nosotros plateamos
ellos platean

alright mate if you're just going to flaunt your retardation and ignore any arguments have fun with that
there's no point in replying if you dont want to discuss anything

Funny thing is that La Plata is worst seen from inside than seen from above.

>replies

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wow, you can build slums in square shapes

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>poor areas are ugly
wow amazing
tell me of a single country that has erradicated poverty

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HOLY SHIT EVERY SINGLE ROAD IS SINGLE LANE

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>tell me of a single country that has erradicated poverty
Venezuela, they're socialist

I don't like nyc. Makes human feel small.

That was a pic from within the autism square but the city is much larger than that, I'm afraid of what I might find in the outskirts.

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i'm not going to act like its paris or something, its just a minor south american city, but acting like there's some magic "soulless" force dwelling in the city just because its square is retarded
it has plenty of good places and plenty of bad places, like any city
why would you need more than 1 lane in residential areas
theres plenty of avenues for bussiness and apartments

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Jesus fucking christ. This literally puts the fear of overpopulation and asphalting every cm of the earth in me.

The city ends outside the big square
what is outside are different "cities" which obviously fused together with time

maybe it's better than paris

>slum
That is a wealthy neighborhood.

The only map that actually proves a city's first worldness is a public transport map.
>inb4 butthurt burgers

>the outskirts
Don't go there, it's dangerous.

I noticed its kind of hard to see shit from streetview level since the trees block everything
from people height its not really a problem, belive me there's a nice school there

the university is the 2nd or 3rd best in argentina (la plata is basically a university town with a bunch of bussineses downtown but not too much more)
some faculties are really good, some are hot garbage, but it evens out

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Insect-tier urban planning.
UPG

Soul vs soulless: the picture

why is that entire board so obsessed with bikes

Autism