Ask a Mexican visiting his CHI cousins in the US anything

Ask a Mexican visiting his CHI cousins in the US anything
Can confirm
>California is full of Mexicans
>the amerimutt meme is real
>American hamburgers are very good

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I hope you get deported.

I saw that logo on the back of a Ford truck today and I thought it meant some sort of Mexican version of the USA, thank God it isn't that

do you like tacos?

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Have you gotten shot at yet?

He is visiting, how is he going to get deported retard

Die mutt
Yes of course. Who doesn’t?
Not yet, excited to be in my first mass shooting.

>Only MY country can be a federal republic

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Hola compatriota. I'm glad you liked In-N-Out.

Some questions:

Do you like our tacos? I know we eat too much carne asada since you snobs think that civilization ends where the carne asada starts, but I legit think our Al Pastor is good.

Do you like Chipotle Mexican Grill? Call me a pocho, but I love Chipotle.

>Do you like our tacos? I know we eat too much carne asada since you snobs think that civilization ends where the carne asada starts, but I legit think our Al Pastor is good.
Haven’t tried them yet, I think we’re gonna go get tacos later tonight.
>Do you like Chipotle Mexican Grill?
It’s OK, it’s definitely not bad. I approve.

Where in California are you?

San Diego. We’re going to Los Ángeles tomorrow.

Pic looks like downtown San Diego.

Visit the Placita Olvera to look at the adobe mud huts that our people made. Plus they have some famous taquitos at the end of the callejon.

how difficult was it to get a visa and were border guards hostile?

The retard here is you, deporting doesn't apply only to people with a living or illegal living status in the country, but also for visitors or any other motive how lead a foreigner to other country.
What your narrow mind is think is deportation due to illegal emigration that is one of the array of motives a country can deport someone, and in some places can be very arbitrary.
For example the commitment of a crime can be one motive for him to be deported and restricted to go back to U.S even if he is in the country with a legal status or get another invitation letter from his family.

Stop being dumb on the internet, ChileANO.

Isn't that nano historic center lost is some place of Los Ángeles?

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Why are you assuming he will commit a crime, and even in that case, you need a sentence, everything before that is just suspicion of committing a crime retard, google search due process of law ignorant macaco

So you agree that just being a Mexican visiting the US is not reason enough to be deported and OP would have to, for example, commit a crime?

Neat, will do
It was a pain in the ass gathering everything. I had to make 3 separate trips to the US Consulate because they kept finding something stupid to ask about. The border guards at the airport were OK.

Is that scooter yours

Hope your daughters get blacked

If you're going to LA, go to Olvera street, bunch of Mexican sellers and stuff, but there's this taquito place there that is to die for
LA gets a lot of shit, but there's some cool stuff. Griffiths Observatory, all the museums, Chinatown, Koreatown, and Little Tokyo are all great
Hope you enjoy

What stuff can you do or get that is not available in Mexico? I have family who are hypebeasts and they go shopping crazy here

And also, I'll probably get hate for this, but I like Santa Monica, it sucks if you live there, but it's fun just to visit for a few hours. Beach is probably super nice these days

You live in LA?

Those scooters are for rental

No, they’re electric scooters you can rent with an app. We have them in Ciudad de México too.
Is Hollywood worth a visit or is it just a bi meme? We’re going to a few beaches too, maybe we can go to Santa Monica too.
Well you can get some stuff a little cheaper, but most stuff sold here is sold in Mexico too. Specially big brands, there’s an Apple Store like 10 minutes away from me in Mexico.

it's definitely a brianlet moment but i thought it was like a new american mexican logo lmao. give me a break

I saw those last time i went to San Diego and in that south park episode, you rent them from an app use them, leave them wherever you want, they tried to enter México starting in México city but ditched the proyect cause people Just kept on stealing them kek

Why are you all chis recomending him to go to the mexican places instead of american ones where he can see and do shit he cant this side of the border

Yeah I do
>Is Hollywood worth a visit or is it just a bi meme? We’re going to a few beaches too, maybe we can go to Santa Monica too.
Kinda just a meme imo, like the walk of Fame and stuff is pretty crap. There's some okay things I guess, but time could be spent better elsewhere

You do realize that all those mutta are from Mexico and central America

BASADO
AZTLAN BVLL

Here is you being retard again and clamming to know it all kek, a country doesn't need to stay with a criminal from other nationality when the crime is explicit in the case they are caught red-handed, there is no need for trial U.S can just deport with the allegation that is a foreigner and hand the guy to Mexican police at the border. Paraguay does it all the time with Brazilians doing dumb shit in their territory.
There are various cases where illegals commit a crime in a foreigner land expecting "fair legal process" and end up being deported. Retards like you, of course. kek.
A supiciou or an accusations of a crime and depending the nuances of the thing can alter it, but you already showed to be too fuckin dense to understand diplomacy and international law.

Of course it isn't. I do not exclud the possibility the American user to be as idiot as the ChileANO, but as he wrote it very vaguely just wishing for a deportation and not explicitly how and the motive there is nothing wrong in his post, per say.

He is going to LA, the most Mexican city in the union, he should had picked some other state.

Curious, how are Asians and mexicans get along over there, seems like a strange meeting point.

Based
Next week we’re going to San Francisco. Apparently it’s supposed to be less Mexican.

I think I’m gonna go even if it’s a meme for the most part. I wanna see those stars.

nice subhuman english, monkey

>leave mexico
>visit a place full of mexicans
seriously, how did this feel?

They get along well enough I guess. My high school had everything and everyone. One of my best friends is Japanese and he mostly got with Latinas
But I don't know, outside of the racially identified districts such as Chinatown or Koreatown, everyone just kinda mixes together

No te entiendo wey.

Olvera Street is where Los Angeles was founded during the times of the Spanish Empire.

It’s weird and cool at the same time.

Hollywood sucks. It's awful.

Places I'd recommend:

-The Grove/LA Farmer's Market
-Getty Museum
-As an another user said, Santa Monica is a tourist trap but it's cool if you've never been there. Visit the Promenade, Pier, beach, etc, which is all within walking distance.
-Downtown LA has: Olvera Street, Chinatown, Little Tokyo, and Financial District all within walking distance. Go to top of the US Bank Tower up like 70 stories, which has great views. Have lunch at the Grand Central Market.
-Long Beach: Queen Mary, Downtown Long Beach, Aquarium

>live in the northeast
>95% - 100% white
>feelsgoodman

Look at that autism lmao

Noted, will try to hit as many of those as possible. Is LACMA nice?

LACMA is being remodeled and has a number of galleries closed, though it's still pretty cool. The La Brea Tar Pits are next door, which is cool if you're in the area. LACMA is a few blocks from The Grove/LA Farmer's Market. You can just walk the half mile or so.

Cool, I’ve heard about the tar pits before.

>L-l-look at that a-autism lmao

You cool just keep you pride and leave, but you had to try to cope if you imbecility.
Shameful.

Do you prefer mass shooting or public beheading ?

How do you feel about low life cholos?

Do you pass as a local? Will my CHI self pass as a local in your cunt?

He thinks they are cool

I am answering for him because I am a chad ass alpha male and he is a virgin soy boy

You come across as a very sad person user, hope your life gets better

Idk never met any
I think I do? This place is so diverse that it looks like anyone would fit it.

>This place is so diverse
Welcome to the beauty of America :)

Wait until you visit NY

>I hope you get deported.

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>The Grove/LA Farmer's Market
If OP likes shopping, its fine, but otherwise it's just an overpriced outdoor mall/market. While I like it there, I don't know if I would recommend people go out of their way for it.

Yo, if you're looking to overstay your visa I can hook you up with a place to stay, safe from the feds, and with a job that pays above average for undocumented workers. Let me know if you're interested and I'll send you more information.

>Estados Unidos Mexicanos
>literally United States of Mexico
???

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based

>looking to overstay your visa
Chinese and Indians abuse this. How do they survive?

Wait if Mexico is called "The united states of Mexico" why do mexicans call America "los estados unidos"

Ok, based, but you just put yourself at risk of being reported by a Jow Forumstard

How is the infrastructure here compared to Mexico.

It's fucking Jow Forums. People say stupid shit here all the time. Only massive retards take it at face value.

ICE does not care and literally does not exist in liberal states, like i'd all

Fuck me that's a good looking pasaporte

I was in Chicago a week ago and I can tell you USA infrastructure kicks ours by a loong mile

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wait are you my cousin?

That is the first thing I noticed when I went to mexico.

>San Francisco
The Mission is all Mexican.

Excelsior is more Mexican at this point

>american education

Based but no thank you, I like Mexico

North America is so big that the three main countries in it are split in states/provinces. That’s how you end up with “United States of” in your country’s name

>amerimutt
Dios mio....

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Because nobody here calls Mexico "estados unidos mexicanos"

I don't know why they don't just officially change the name to just Mexico.

I heard that one of your previous president was proposing that, but most other politicians decided not to carry with it since it's a waste of time and everyone don't refer it like that anyway.

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