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What about this one
it's bad
i love /cum/
i cant get enough of it
janny deletes [cum]s
only because someone usually reports them.. heh
taking the gre friday and still need to work on getting faster in the math section...
theres no such thing as fig newtons
the rise against chicanocel
fig newtons are pretty friggin tasty tho
I had a qt catholic celtoid virgin gf when I was 19 and dumped her because she wouldn’t put out lol
>tfw have some of the random traits that incels want but still kissless handholdless hugless virgin because i cant talk to women
life is suffering
every incel believes this
Just be yourself
How is it even possible to be HUGLESS jfc
I tried being myself and talking to a girl about my anime loli collection and she called me a pedo
This is why I do not require a 3DPD
No one wants to touch me
when you say anime loli collection what do you mean and what did you say to hear
>not Chad enough
Well I was talking to a cute asian girl and we started talking about anime so I thought it be a good idea to show her how many anime pictures I have in my gallery. And she unfortunately say my loli anime collection along with my onee-San collection
ive been hugged by parents or grandparents but never by a girl not related to me
i wouldnt lie on the internet
Based Trump gave our president a "Make Romania Great Again" cap during yesterday's meeting at the White House.
I've been hugged by female friends, kind of awkward tbqh
CREAM ON THE INSIDE
CLEAN ON THE OUTSIDE
CREAM ON THE INSIDE
CLEAN ON THE OUTSIDE
CREAM ON THE INSIDE
CLEAN ON THE OUTSIDE
ICE CREAM PAINT JOB
ICE CREAM PAINT JOB
why yes im a globalist, how did you know
hahahahahhahaha
yes i'm crazy
but at least i'm different
pretty neat, if true
i wish i even just had a female friend, maybe she would be able to teach me social skills or hook me up with someone
That makes you an enemy of the worker class
>i thought it would be a good idea to show her how many anime pics i have in my collection
sometimes i forget the high likelihood that i'm talking ta a literal teenager
ive only been hugged by girls i think
How can women think those accounts are real?
The profile picture is blatantly from some sort of professional photoshoot
more like try and get u to drive her around to appointments and shit like an orbiter slave lmao
female platonic friends are shit
Authoritarian governments? Yeah I’m a fan
Is there a chance that headset could be accelerating hair loss? it is like one of these with the band that makes it feel lighter but is always contacting on the head/hair
There are actual models out there who use professional photo shoots for their tinder profile u kno
probably
I’m only 18 and this is when I was 16 or 15
I honestly thought she’d be impressed
Possible but that wouldn't make me stop using my headphones for gaming and movies
>How can women think
They don’t
haha epic women dont have brains xD
*loosens headset*
KISHA WA
one time my middle school crush gave me a lollypop after he already gave it a couple of licks does that counts as a kiss
Got some sand in your vagina, user?
ill just shave my head if it comes to that
urkel if u dont like women why u keep trying to talk to them
do neets who hate on us wagies want to live with their parents forever?
nooooooo
should I play Prey next or Ion maiden
neets who shit on people with jobs are usually doing so because of insecurity over their lifestyle
oh shid
Because I am a man and I require my dick to enter a vagina, but women don’t seem to want my dick in them for some reason
checked
trips and the bombdog detonates
>A PUP?
blood stain on my pillow case again
YOU CAN’T SAY THAT
starting a research project with a professor at the start of classes next week and i have no fucking clue what it will be about or what i should say when i meet him to talk about, im shit at small talk and he is a boomer so it will be even worse
Story time sisters so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish and my headphones got unplugged and it played bad guy out loud so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls were completely vibing to it and they were like slayyyyysisterrrand i was gonna say something back when a boyapproached me and said “uh billie eilish is so cringe why don’t you listed to xxtentacion?” and i was SHOOK and completely flipped the F OUT i said “you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn’t get me tickets to coachella and a pentagram formed on the ground and billie rose up from it and she said “put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful ” and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path until shariah law was implemented world wide” he then was like I won’t allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytanwell i wasn’t going to let blasphemygo unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billieshe said “i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls”but then i felt an evil force risingit was xxxtentacion he said “spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh” and then allah and X fought and of course allah won and spread World peace so anyway that’s the TEA sisters stay tuned for my fenti beauty giveaway and remember praise allah everyday
you’re normal looking enough that there shouldn’t be a problem
just stop acting like a freak, or play up your strengths to be a cool and fun kind of freak lol
the effects of yuri anime on males ages 18-25
the effect of bass boosted trap music on my neighbor's newborn
just think up some random shit and brainstorm with him
singles and bomb dog is diffused
>I listen to trap music
I mean I haven’t talked to a women in a solid 2 months now
Can’t say I’ll ever talk to one again
Yuri anime increased your testosterone
*defused
god damn it
well i already know it is probably going to be something with lasers because thats what he do but i mean the more specific topic with those. maybe i will bring up the anime though
true, true
felt like bench pressing an elephant after watching Citrus
gay
boomers are incredibly easy to talk to though, in fact they usually do 90% of the talking from my experience, and the best you can hope to get in is a "yes" "no" or some snide remark that goes right over their head as they continue blabbering on and on
big if true
you need to concentrate
Nothing really wrong with being a zoomer
They’re pretty cool actually
>online class
>has a specific class room number
what does this mean
detailed instructions how how to bring back LaserDisk to store anime
you have diffused the bomb!
the thermonuclear chocolate lab detonates at temperatures of up to 100 million celsius, completely diffusing its matter into the stratosphere
NOOOOOOO I'M SORRY
Hey Urkel do you qualify for this
i cant believe youve done this
does anyone who stoops to /cum/posting qualify as Highly Skilled Talent
>why yes Mr. Zheng I am a highly skilled shitposter with several years experience baiting retards
posting on /cum/ takes an IQ of 250 and a masters degree in philosophy
>captcha box is a taco bell sign
hate ABAs
hate scat fetishists
I dont know if Blumpf actually expected to be able to buy it or if he was just flexing his muscle, but the whole thing is funny as hell
hate ABBA
YOU HIRED
It's like fucking satire indeed.
yo wtf
cringe because ABBA is based
dangerously redpilled post
hate dancing queen
>hate dancing queen
post ABBA bops
HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIIHIIHIIFE