This frightens and confuses the godless foreigner

redpill me on smores

Yeah, I'm sure it's hard to use it on bread, fucking inbred btainlet.

fun fact: the only peanut butter I've ever tasted was in MREs (father was an officer)

wtf is that?

why do *Ngloids eat so much fucking sugar?

pb & nanners

>not posting the superior tasting banana mayo sandwich

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an American MRE?

what are nanners?

the fuck is this shit, why would anyone eat that

soylet

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Nice inference and deduction skills you literal drooling brainlet

Я нe aмepикaнeц

it's okay
not great though

yep, joint military exercises
our MREs have rock-solid chocolate if I'm not mistaken

BA-NA-NAS,
Peel 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a pie

Otherwise nice but the honey sounds gross.

the thai trap doesnt fear it, they put peanut butter in chicken for fuck's sake

i came up with this myself as a kid without ever hearing about it before i was pretty disappointed to find out it was already a thing

same bro but then i figured out you could fry that shit like a grilled cheese

>honey
What the fuck, why? Why do A*ericans must blast everything with sugar syrup? It's already sweet enough. No wonder you all get diabetes Jesus Christ

Why are you ripping on honey and not syrup? Do you have a motive? Cause, I love honey in my tea.

>I love honey in my tea.
Pleb

shut up vatnik

it will literally kill me

Honey is a type of syrup in this case. I also like honey in my tea but OP pic really doesn't need any honey. Bananas are already really sugary.

bet you have really bad skin

oh so mister fish and chips cant handle some fruit, peanut paste, and bread?

you are 100% correct, peanut butter and banana is sweet enough, anyone who adds honey to that is a fat shit

what is the best though is peanut butter strawberries and bananas

>american """food"""

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idk y people use marshmallows outside of smores

and hot cocoa

You first, pleb.

retard has honey in peanut butter and banana?

listen here hotshit, you're doing it wrong

You either have peanut butter and jelly or peanut butter and banana. Anything else is blasphemy, and borderline retarded.

Give it to us raw and wriggling! You keep nasty Bananas

So there seems to be a real problem with how Americans interpret food in this thread. And I'm pretty sure they're autismally serious about their efforts, and it's not cute or funny that they suck this much.

#1 Honey doesn't belong in sandwiches, but is acceptable on toast.
#2 marshmallows are reserved hot chocolate/cocoa and smores. That is all.
#3 You don't fry sandwiches, but a panini maker is acceptable
#4 mayo is shit
#5 MREs are novelties, and not intended for human consumption on the mere daily. If you think it's cool to eat and try that shit, that's okay. But it isn't a source of nutrition
#6 Russians drink far more soy than Americans
#7 Bananas do not belong in pies
#8 Britkikes are just as fat, if not fatter by average than americans. Yeah, I know what greggs is.

>#7 Bananas do not belong in pies
Pic related is Banoffee Pie, courtesy of Brit-Bongs; not to mention Banana Cream Pie: a staple of the great American clown industry.

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>#4 mayo is shit
Hey.
You stop that

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>mayo is shit
what's up jamal my nigga

yes, for clowns like you

Only American mayo is shit.

I'm not afraid to take on you three for your shitty experiences with condiments and toppings.

>So there seems to be a real problem with how Americans interpret food in this thread. And I'm pretty sure they're autismally serious about their efforts, and it's not cute or funny that they suck this much.

>#1 Honey doesn't belong in sandwiches, but is acceptable on toast.
>#2 marshmallows are reserved hot chocolate/cocoa and smores. That is all.
>#3 You don't fry sandwiches, but a panini maker is acceptable
>#4 mayo is shit
>#5 MREs are novelties, and not intended for human consumption on the mere daily. If you think it's cool to eat and try that shit, that's okay. But it isn't a source of nutrition
>#6 Russians drink far more soy than Americans
>#7 Bananas do not belong in pies
>#8 Britkikes are just as fat, if not fatter by average than americans. Yeah, I know what greggs is.

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so you like cum sandwiches, huh?

>so you like cum sandwiches, huh?

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oh no im drowning in soy boy tears :(

You're supposed to eat it with peanut butter and banana, not with honey nor toasted. I thought Americans knew how to handle this sort of thing better than anyone. Three ingredients.

dont say that, you'll make them cry

>BanoffeePie
too much sugar

It really is. I had a slice in a pub that was stylized after an English one (being started by a English immigrant, I imagine it was pretty on-point), and it was honestly too much for me, and had to split it among the friends I was there with.

>put peanut butter
>american taste

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That sounds disgusting enough to where it might go around the spectrum and become good.

dry heaved every time i looked at these abominable contraptions
no wonder your arteries are clogged more than your streets

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Ah yes, perhaps we should have the polish cuisine of lightly cabbage flavored soup.

Peanut butter is actually the most disgusting vile wretched shit i’ve ever had the displeasure of tasting
Quarantine it to the poonited states of clapmerica please

>sugar spread on top if sugar+peanut spread inbetween two slices of bread with sugar in it
america was a mistake

sure, diabetes jones
it's okay if you spread it lightly, like a teaspoonful
otherwise you feel like you ingested a tub of lard and it sticks to fuckin everywhere in your throat

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>Hoes mad because his government puts him in a timeout corner for feeling pleasure of any kind.

>grillied brie sandwich
>with honey

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how wrong can one man be

>1800 yen for that little tiny hamburgshit
TAKE THIS, 6000 YEN

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Yeah, but
>actual size

>peanut butter
>not nutella
I normally don't even like nutella but with banana it's one of the very best flavour combinations in existence.

What kind of cope is that even? Do you have to make up shit to justify your unhealthy lifestyle?