deserted island scenario:
choose five items (food, entertainment, etc)
fresh water is abundant and unlimited
ur cunt
ur five items
deserted island scenario:
choose five items (food, entertainment, etc)
fresh water is abundant and unlimited
ur cunt
ur five items
A rope to hang myself.
The five pairs of my girlfriend's toes so at least I can keep sucking.
A helicopter with fuel and a book that teaches you to fly one so I can leave the island
4 sex toys + 1 sandwich
this but two sandwiches
Flaggi flag
One chair, one table, one oil lamp, one pen and one big american truck with gas tank full.
Radio, flare gun with flares, a lighter, a fuckload of peanuts and a basic wilderness survival guide.
why not a boat? seems like it would be easier to operate
10 years supply of MREs
basic tools to build a cabin and hunting/fishing equipment
100 best English-language novels ever written
a lifetime supply of iodine tablets
nuke launch codes so I can blow up the rest of the world and be the last man standing and live my life the way I want
A genie that grants infinite wishes
A harem of French courtesans
An army of loyal retainers
A bar for the lads
A cat
Simple as
pretty good. sounds like a comfy time.
piggu..
male pig
female pig
sack of potatoes
distillery equipment
a good knife
5 lolis with very cute feet to step on me while I slowly die of dehydration
:)
cute pigs
wholesome
>AA battery
>stash of AA missiles
>antibiotics
>PKM machine gun
>crate of sealed 7.62x54R
Fuck civilization, this is my island now
bump