Deserted island scenario:

deserted island scenario:
choose five items (food, entertainment, etc)
fresh water is abundant and unlimited

ur cunt
ur five items

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A rope to hang myself.

The five pairs of my girlfriend's toes so at least I can keep sucking.

A helicopter with fuel and a book that teaches you to fly one so I can leave the island

4 sex toys + 1 sandwich

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this but two sandwiches

Flaggi flag
One chair, one table, one oil lamp, one pen and one big american truck with gas tank full.

Radio, flare gun with flares, a lighter, a fuckload of peanuts and a basic wilderness survival guide.

why not a boat? seems like it would be easier to operate

10 years supply of MREs
basic tools to build a cabin and hunting/fishing equipment
100 best English-language novels ever written
a lifetime supply of iodine tablets
nuke launch codes so I can blow up the rest of the world and be the last man standing and live my life the way I want

A genie that grants infinite wishes
A harem of French courtesans
An army of loyal retainers
A bar for the lads
A cat
Simple as

pretty good. sounds like a comfy time.

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piggu..

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male pig
female pig
sack of potatoes
distillery equipment
a good knife

5 lolis with very cute feet to step on me while I slowly die of dehydration

:)

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cute pigs

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wholesome

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>AA battery
>stash of AA missiles
>antibiotics
>PKM machine gun
>crate of sealed 7.62x54R
Fuck civilization, this is my island now

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