I WANT A TAIWANESE GIRLFRIEND SO FUCKING BAD

yes :^)
ok

it's been a long time, how are you doing these days?

nothing much, looking for a gf, waiting to enter the military, what about you?

I'm not doing much either, I'm supposed to be at work today but I didn't feel well so I decided to stay at home
is it easy to find a gf there? mine applied for a residence permit here, we're waiting for the reply now
I never did military service, it isn't mandatory here anymore and hasn't been for like 15 years I think. what's it like over there?

>is it easy to find a gf there?
yeah its pretty hard, and im ugly as fuck so it makes it harder kek
good luck to your gf for her residence permit :)
>what's it like over there?
normally it would be physically strenuous but for me i got excused from the physical shit due to some medical conditions lol so my life in the army would probably be easy but really boring
it's a waste of time but the government is paranoid we'll be under attack so we have to do it :^(

>im ugly as fuck so it makes it harder kek
I'm sorry to hear that user ;_; hope you find a nice gf
>good luck to your gf for her residence permit :)
thanks fren
>i got excused from the physical shit due to some medical conditions lol
they told me that "the military is not for you", apparently I was too thin back then, 180cm and only 58kg. also I have assburgers but I didn't find out about that until later, though I believe they may have suspected it already at that time
>it's a waste of time but the government is paranoid we'll be under attack so we have to do it :^(
who's gonna attack you guys? Malaysia?

>180cm and only 58kg
damn thats thin as hell
im like 175 and 69-70kg
or maybe im just fat kek
>who's gonna attack you guys? Malaysia?
yeah or maybe indonesia lol
some indonesians bombed our building once but that was long ago

>damn thats thin as hell
yeah, I was very picky with food so I didn't eat well. I put on some weight after that and now I'm like 75kg
>im like 175 and 69-70kg
sounds pretty normal to me
>some indonesians bombed our building once but that was long ago
why would they do that?
for us the boogeyman has always been Russia

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacDonald_House_bombing
they didnt like us being in malaysia
is russia the boogeyman for west europe in general?

>they didnt like us being in malaysia
I like history so I'll make sure to read about this, thanks
>is russia the boogeyman for west europe in general?
I'd say it's the boogeyman for most of Europe, at least during the cold war and again in recent years. we fought a couple wars against them, and although it's over 200 years now, many swedes still fear Russia, almost to the point of paranoia. there's at least some truth to it though:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_submarine_S-363

Can you two just stop being gay here?

rude