Omg I literally CANNOT survive without my daily cigarette

>omg I literally CANNOT survive without my daily cigarette

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>coffee

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>LOL im just INCAPABLE of normal human functions before i have my coffee!

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>computer

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>why yes I'll have a beer

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>I literally can't survive a minute without oxygen

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>dude, I LITERALLY have to drink water, I will LITERALLY die after a week of not drinking any fluids

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>1 cigarette
Try 10

FUCKING THIS
based phoneposter here

>tea

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cigarette
>Try 10

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>Dude, I just neeeeeeeeedddd my daily joint or else I just die of boredom in this wasteland of pointlessness, you know? Haha!

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>light particles hitting my retinas

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>tfw quit smoking out of the blue 2 years ago and never had a withdrawal
yes, I know I'm chad
yes, I know you want to be me

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>What? Daily masturbating is healthy dude, think of your prostate!

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This, but 1 year now.

Only the first two weeks are hell, and after something like 6 months you don't even crave them anymore when others are smoking near you.

>What ? Of course i use technology everyday

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only thing I regret is ever having smoked but I guess as a dumb teenager I thought it made me look cool and sexy. to be honest I can either quit or temporarily abstain from addictive stuff with ease, going from alcohol and sugar to masturbation or just about any carnal urge
I was drinking alcohol every day of the week to feel good just two months ago and all of a sudden my mind just reminded me that drinking is bad for your looks and mental health so I just stopped buying it and the following days barely remembered to want to drink alcohol again

>This is a NECESSARY discussion for the PROGRESS and DIRECTION of our society

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>hehe le soyman soyface so epik and funny XDD!!!!!
faggots

>pretending you don't use them every single day for your garbo threads
oh I get it xD we're supppsed to quote you an epicjak of our own
only poster worse than you is that greenlander /a/bortion and the american homosexuals