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You arrive in the ethnostate edition

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Maybe I WILL take it up with consumer affairs

>President Trump is the greatest President for Jews and for Israel in the history of the world, not just America, he is the best President for Israel in the history of the world...and the Jewish people in Israel love him like he’s the King of Israel. They love him like he is the second coming of God...But American Jews don’t know him or like him. They don’t even know what they’re doing or saying anymore. It makes no sense! But that’s OK, if he keeps doing what he’s doing, he’s good for all Jews, Blacks, Gays, everyone. And importantly, he’s good for everyone in America who wants a job.

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gestating a poo

On this day in British History

>1689 – The Battle of Dunkeld in Scotland is fought between Government and Jacobite forces.
>1770 – James Cook formally claims eastern Australia for Great Britain, naming it New South Wales.
>1778 – American Revolutionary War: British forces begin besieging the French outpost at Pondichéry.
>1808 – Battle of Vimeiro: British and Portuguese forces led by General Arthur Wellesley defeat French force under Major-General Jean-Andoche Junot near the village of Vimeiro, Portugal, the first Anglo-Portuguese victory of the Peninsular War.
>1914 – World War I: Private John Parr becomes the first British man to be shot and killed during the First World War. Official registers showed that he was 20 years old but, like many young soldiers, he had lied about his age and was just 16.
>1918 – World War I: The Second Battle of the Somme begins.
>1996 – The new Shakespeare's Globe Theatre in Southwark, London, opens with a production of Two Gentleman of Verona.

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Liz truss would get it!

literally nothing wrong with Israel or jewish people

turn that poo into wine

On tenterhooks for Tim's singing guitar playing videos today

Can't spell CRAP without RAP am I right haha
*Proceeds to go around and high-five everyone*

Is it gay to enjoy the bidet releasing it's strong thick bulging stream of water up my nunghole?

single linking C U N T
double linking T W A T

cor

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Bluepilled post

black books really isn't that good
bit of a shame as it could've been a really cosy show but only like a couple of episodes are decent

aye

How do I get a girl like this to pin me down and kiss me and tease me?

contemplating the finality of death as a steaming brown log is expelled from my torn hole

ebbonflow

Post more peng Lily Moes

isn't she like 33?

ebon hawk

gay
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Netflix propaganda is why I can't get a gf

corporate accounts payable nina speaking
just a moment

*sniff*
Yep, smells of virgin in here

if you’re 18+ and still a virgin you will probably never make it

she's 13
i'm fit lad
just not emaciated like you

How do I get a gf that looks like this and wants to pin me down and abuse me and piss on me?

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my wife is the reason I can't get a gf

mate thicc girls are peng whats wrong with you

I was a virgin until 24

I want a fit sexy brunette gf that is over 6 feet tall who pegs me and abuses me

lost the ol' 'ginity at 19 so was technically still a teenager when I lost it

Can’t expect a Jow Forums gf if you aren’t Jow Forums yourself
START LIFTING

curious as to why you'd post something that is not only demonstrably untrue, but makes people feel bad

prozzies don't count

alri trugeordie aha

and did you make it?

Now that I think about it I was 18 when I lost the 'ginity, maybe I'm more of a normie than I thought

You're just intimidated by fit women

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am nearing 25 and haven't lost the 'ginity

18 is pretty late lad, most normal people lose it around 14-16

Does getting raped by your uncle count as losing your virginity?

Do Americans?

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For me, it was like 3 days before my 16th birthday

Wasn't a prozzie

I'm decent looking but never tried

Yeah, bit bent though

have you heard of the High Elves?

But they lose their appeal if they're weaker than me.

corrr look at the emma watson forehead

Yeah lad we all believe you haha

Who else likes short shorts

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Imagine the smell of their panties

>I'm decent looking but never tried
Holy
Fucking
COPE

the rougher and more experimental season 1's of shows are always better than the soulless schlock that follows

Does this look emaciated?

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more job offers on Linkedin
fuck sake, make me feel guilty

this is a cope tbf
good looking men don't really need to approach women, women approach them
that's why "game" is a meme

comfy british houses ediiton

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quite the opposite
*flicks your moobs*

let's suppose for a moment everyone where to go vegetarian/vegan. what would be done with the surplus of slaughter-ready animals?

Imagine being a volunteer in novorossiya and taking one of this ukrainian little girl soldiers “POW”

phwoarrr wouldn’t that be fun

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If you hadn’t lost your virginity by your 17th birthday you can’t be considered a normie

Anyone seen Orange is the New Black?

Nowt to see on Pengflix so might just marathon that?

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leftypol spending 200 quid on shirts from redbubble

Lend us one would ya

either ur not 11 stone or your not 6ft 1

aye
it's lefty wank

lol you said you were 6'1 and 11 stone?
more like 17 stone

*yanks your ponytail*

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only if youre really attractive

>i will never be a non virgin teenager
grim grim grim grim grim grim grim grim grim grim

They're not that bad mate, even then it's nothing unnatural, I said in the other thread that I'm 6ft1 and 11 stone so there's that

Makes me fucking howl
might as well be giving a AK to an elementary schooler

This. I’m 6’0 and weigh 12.5 stone and look way skinnier than that

I went to an all boys school and stayed at home for university. It was only a few years later I started going to clubs and having women come up to me. A few weeks ago two French girls came up to me and a mate in a pub.

cope

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Ahem...
FUCK yanks

*TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING*

That’s it I’m calling the maple ridge authorities

I've checked very recently

crazy frog mate how's it been

rent free

impossible

they love me over there

in hong kong lads
its amazing
literally if it wasnt for the rent and the dead nightlife (and all the chinese people ho ho) i would move here in a HEARTBEAT

food is so cheap and delicious too

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8pm cannot come soon enough!

If I'm not that then I'm probably how you describe yourself, I'm definitely not overweight

lmaoooooooo the yank fell for it what a tool!

Aye no bad pal how about yourself

you sure your 6’1 mate?

Did the man do a wait for the man who did a walk to upload a video

Me?
181 cm
12 stone

you should lift if you want citizenship

Are the protests everywhere or just one place

>A few weeks ago two French girls came up to me and a mate in a pub.

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say 'on accident'? Yes, imbeciles.

you quite clearly are or you're just baiting us with that pic xx

Integrated homicide investigation team?
nah not a fan