Hey Greenland, you want better life?
Denmark aka, "Normiemark" isn't a real partner to have.
Even their fish is bad and they all do is just whine.
Come join us, you will get better roads, jobs and money.
>Denmark will defend this to death because Denmark is shit
my dickcheese
Take us by force, I want my money and McDonald's
I fucking love how much this pissed off Amerifats.
I have never seen this much coping because of a small ass country like ours. You truly got btfo'ed lmao
We live in truly great times. Please re-elect that fat fuck again. This is amazing.
Then it is sealed
No one is pissed, it's DIDFfags on seething mode
>america
>better roads
Hehehheheh
Also
>If Americans are pissed on Jow Forums or shitposting, then its drumfs fault
>BUT I WANT GREENLAND
Be honest, USA. Do you want it because of the Mercator projection?
It's not map autism, it's about representin in the Arctic you douf
In the Antarctic agreements the U.S and U.S.S.R have full rights to claim parts of Antarctica whenever we need, so we will always have land in an artic circle if we want.
Trump wants Greenland because of the natural resources that'll be found under the ice when it eventually melts, and the trade routes that'll open up
>better roads, jobs and money.
Animebög
usa usa usa!
All you have up top is Alaska though
Dds eskimåjävel.
We can have slumber parties and you can shoot my funs. I’ll bring the BBQ.
Hypocrite
Sounds nice
make the right choice
Unironically why Americans are stronger and more self sustaining than most other countries
flipping burgers shouldn't be a fucking career though
hoes mad