What the fuck happens here!?

So Indonesia is the 4th most populous country in the world.

The 6 most populous ones are: Brazil (6th), Pakistan (5th), Indonesia (4th), United Muttstates (3rd), India (2nd) and China (1st).

We all know what happens in all those countries with the exception of Indonesia. Why is this country so mysterious, Indonesian anons? How can a country with such a huge population almost have no relevance on world news?

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>mysterious
Nice way to say irrelevant as fuck

>How can a country with such a huge population almost have no relevance on world news?
ask yourself

Now don't get so uppity here just because Trump made people remember Denmark exists with the Greenland deal.

They haven't invaded a country since the 90s so you haven't heard of them

Indonesia has a much brighter future than Brazil or Pakistan. These two are only relevant because of crime and urka durkas.

Indonesia is a haven for terrorists and literally the country with the most Muslamic durkas in the world. Not that we have a bright future, but I find it hard to believe that they do.

We tend to keep to ourselves really, we just don't get involved in geopolitics as much, due to our founding fathers' idea of neutrality being so highly regarded, we usually just don't take any sides when it comes to geopolitical matters, which makes us less interesting to be newsworthy because there's no need to frame us as a close ally nor nemesis, by anyone.

>crime and urka durkas
Lol Indonesia has both, retard

Huh? Who gives a fuck about that country south of us?


Talk about the Philippines you faggot.

The growth within the past decade alone is unlike anything I've seen, things have changed in a very substantial pace. Our economic growth is very stable too, which has stayed a little over 5% with not much fluctuations over the past few years. I don't see us becoming Singapore tier in the next 20 years but give it some time and we'll see.

Can I go to Jakarta or Batam and fuck a hijabi?

The only relevance we need is from Allah :)

i piss on your grave

yes

Eh sure, as long as you're white then you'll be fine, realistically speaking.

Well Aceh is committing crimes against human rights, but other than that it seems peaceful.

lots of stuff happens there it just doesnt get reported a lot and people dont care

terrorism because papua wants independence
terrorism because aceh wants independence
violent radical islamist protests after their last election

massive deforestation and pollution affecting the entire world

oppression of the chinese minority

people dying in jakartas version of favelas because of air quality and so on

no international profile because:

no tourism except for bali

Nothing happens here.
We're irrelevant.
Stop making threads about us.

all based and redpilled my friend

its our finest jewelry

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>java is on the tits
>papau and aceh are stuck by the arm pits
based

Do you guys fuck monkeys over there

Youre from Java? if so how damn crowded is that island? like jesus how do u mentally survive that, 160 m people on a relative small piece of land

you don't. you just bare through the pain of dealing with never ending traffic in over-jammed cities with streets that are far from being car-friendly. the crime is low though (except for jakarta where i unfortunately live).

>Indonesia has a much brighter future than Brazil
classic ameritard post

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how else we're supposed to reproduce

We are tiny

he's right in the sense that we have the asian influence and lack of favela culture brazil doesn't have to where our slums aren't crime havens.
>but pic related shows crime growth!
yea but you have to account for population growth too and how it exceeds crime growth

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I just cant imagine, Java is about 3.5 times the size of the Netherlands, however we only have a population of 17m and I think its crowded here

this. the national revolution was really a manlet uprising.

How tall are Indononesians? the Dutch average for men is about 1,83m I think and slightly shorter for women

The Island of Java is around 3.4 times larger than the Netherlands.

that typo lol

192cm if two of us stand of top of each other

I am quite aware

men 1.67m average, women are much shorter at 1.55 m

Indonesia is literally sinking into the ocean retard

We actually have the shortest average height in the world, male and female. For male the average is 158, female is somewhat lower than that I forgot. But stunting is really a problem here. The newer generation z kiddos are tall as fug though.

Seemingly all indonesians know the word meneer, why is that indobros?

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It's the first word all Indonesian baby utter

350 years is a long time to get to know each other

hijabis are unironically the easiest to coax into sex on tinder.

how come? isnt Islam very strict on those kinda things?

It IS crowded in your country. The Netherlands is the most crowded countrylet in Europe. You are so fucking delusional; your region is basically just as crowded.

You're really not fucking aware of anything, like most braindead Europeans. You fuckers live like ants on top of each other and point to countries in other parts of the world with actual rural populations and people spread out that are multitudes the size of your shitty little countries and think they are living in some unbelievably congested manner.
You fucking subhumans in Europe live (and smell) like sardines in a can with absolutely no fucking awareness of the rest of the world. Fuck I hate you morons. WWII should have ended with the yanks nuking every one of your putrid cities.

It was the largest herbal medicine company in Indonesia, Nyonya Meneer

hijabis on tinder are desperate, they don't constitute most hijabis.
they tend to prefer oral than penetration though

calm down there bogan, get the sand out of your vagina

a clusterfuck.
leave us alone, pedro

Is it still used in normal everyday conversations? I know of more practical words like kantor/kantoor and alike are.
Must be a coincidence.

Look the homo Flores fossils

We refer Allah as the Great Meneer

just be rich so you can go around in a private helicopter all the time and not have to deal with the peasants squirming below like ants

Om means uncle and tante means aunt if that's what you mean. i dont know dutch so i dont know what words we have that are yours or not