Would you ever have a pet capybara?

Would you ever have a pet capybara?

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i want to hug a capy

Yeah. They seem like cool animals. Aren't they wild in Argentina? Or is it just in Brazil and Paraguay?

Capivara.

I would eat them instead

I'd get a pet viscacha too.

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why do you cook them?

Their meat is very good

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Yeah in the swampy parts. They kill them to make wallets though

Aren't they endangered?

>eating rats
sasuga macacos

The fuck is that thing?

No, there's a lot of them

>not appreciating fine exotic meat

Chad

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I want to headpat them

Capybaras eat their own poop and need a lot of water to be happy

Lone capybaras are very stressed and their bites are dangerous, it's very hard to create a proper environment for them since they are grazing animals and semi-aquatic, don't get close to them when there's a litter around either since they are very protective of their kids.

latin america is full of rodents

looks like a mongoloid Chinchilla

t.bolsonaro

Capybaras are so fucking chill I love them

fuck you how dare you insult the bebby

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Capybaras are wild animals not suited for domestication, they're very high maintenance.
STOP ABUSING THE CAPYS

Some more endangered than others tho.

I thought viscachas were bunnies, but it turns out they're rodents. Like rats

no i would not want one as a pet they have their own life to take care of :)

are you retarded?
what kind of rodents are endangered?
they make like 8 childs every month

Aww, look at those little Brazilian children playing with that capybara

bunnies are rodents too, like rats

it's cute i was jking

Dude, don't call latinos rodents. They deserve it, but it's still very rude

Bunnies are lagomorphs, not rodents.

No, they literally eat and smell like shit

Hah cuz they get called monkeys cuz racism lel

Chad friend of all
Vs
Virgin ?

And opossums! I'm going to Chile in November and I hope I get to see one of these little guys

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. Do you have these in your cunt?

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Pic of an other relative but this time it looks scary

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we have these

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The way the capybara shows affection to the cat always gets me

No, but they have them in my city's zoo

Cute, if you go to the mountains here you can find these and they're fat fucks who feed on leftovers from people

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I'd trade herds of buffalo for herds of capybaras in an instant.

They're a weird combination between cute and terrifying

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that's the look I give people when they disrespect fat animals

I was in Bosnia this Monday
Nice country and nice people, I've bought a teacup with Gavrilo in a monastery

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I think it is just a meme like lithuanians being africans and finland and estonia being asians

I'd give then some nuts

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What are they called? I think I found my spirit animal

>The Ojibwe believed that the least weasel could kill the dreaded wendigo giant by rushing up its anus.[43]
Kek

Hyrax family I've been posting the "Procaviidae" type which is the ones who live in rocky areas and they often sunbathe on rocks in the mountains.
Here's a tree hyrax

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Wait never mind Procaviidae is the family or genus.
Rock hyrax

reddit animal

if I ever see one I kill it with stone and then eat it

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The rat movie thing with the chef haha

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Looks kinda like a pork tenderloin. Count me in.

They radiate an aura of peace and tranquility. Was there a capybara god in any native mythologies? Because there should have been.

How different are they from guinea pigs

how do you even own one as a pet
it'd be cool to own some land with a stream and water for them

They don’t popcorn or wheek

No, they're basically giant rats.

They're pests in some areas. If you let them into cities they start chewing on utility poles, cars, fences, etc.

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That's so adorable

Peruvians be smackin they lips seein this pic

I think the worst part of their bite isn't just the fact that they can bite off a chunk of your leg in a snap but they also carry deadly diseases like tetanus and rabies.

Only at distance. Sometimes males get too bold and territorial and may attack people. Also what user said females with litter are really aggressive and they chase people off if they get too close. Basically avoid all contact unless they've been raised in captivity and are used to people. They add a nice touch of life to places though.

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They really look like elephants in some way. Elephants are their nearest relatives.

hell no

>joking about eating such beautiful beings that an aura of peace and tranquility
I'd rather slit your throats and eat you faggots instead.

they live on every south american country except chile

Cows are also pretty tranquil and cute.

Are they really that common? Don't things that big need a ton of food?

I agree. I think all vertebrates are special except for most human beings. I want to try to become vegetarian in the near future when I secure a better sum. Anyways, I am an antinatalist who is trying to become vegetarian.

Faggot

>a fuckin hueg rat
Not as a pet, but as livestock sure, why not, I heard they taste alright.

Faggot

>mfw the amazon is filled with capybaras
>mfw a gorillion capybaras probably died in the last few weeks
>mfw I was ironically supporting the macacos in that amazon fire thread earlier today
I regret it, I regret every second of it

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^_^

Would they get along with guinea pigs?

no rats allowed

based thread

So, they're like the opposites of pikas?

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very positive thread
very much

I want a pet opossum

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