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you ever had it?

bASED PiraTE edition

yooo

nice. That's my name

iceland (the country)

no

irrelevant dingleberries of shit like ireland cling to the ass of the EU for a semblance of relevance

thought not

Go post this on your blog faggot no one gives a flying fuck about this pseud prick
Personally I wouldn't read that drivel if you paid me

By English English do you mean received pronunciation or various stereotypical regional slang?

I went to a korean restaurant once and there was a little grill on the table and I had to cook the food myself

proper British slag innit

i.4cdn.org/tv/1566421884229.webm

I'm just taking a video

An irishman can't fathom that I've been to 40 countries hahaha proof that he's never left his bog

there's a hundred different english accents i imagine some are much easier to pronounce than others i can't imagine southern accents are difficult at all just like how thick alabama accents would be very difficult

I know where I stand with you
I know you don't love me
But I still let you fuck me

It's not complicated
It's contaminated

You take advantage of me
And I love it

y’all do realise we ain’t leaving right?

Crack open a book sometime achmed

it's like chinese food but you have to cook it yourself

England will be an irrelevant backwater after brexit, on par with the likes of Sierra Leone and Armenia in terms of global influence

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Is scots english

hnnnng

I don't know what avant garde really is, despite having tried listening to some of it. One thing is for absolute certain, though. It's better than grime music, as is the noise of flatulence.

She must be so embarassed I feel so sorry for her :(

Yorkshire is a part of Scandinavia.

has there ever been any record of any animals having a religion?

>muh 'eritage

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calm down

I've read Wittgenstein, Kant, Plato etc

You haven't read a book in your life...

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islam is pretty big I hear

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Are you saying we were only ever relevant due to our affiliation with the EU?
That's not even an exaggeration of the truth, is it, it's actually just complete and utter nonsense if you are capable of thinking about anything

Open are the double doors of the horizon
Unlocked are its bolts

Clouds darken the sky
The stars rain down
The constellations stagger
The bones of the hell hounds tremble
The porters are silent
When they see this king
Dawning as a soul

Open are the double doors of the horizon
Unlocked are its bolts

Men fall
Their name is not
Seize thou this king by his arm
Take this king to the sky
That he not die on earth
Among men

Open are the double doors of the horizon
Unlocked are its bolts

He flies who flies
This king flies away from you
Ye mortals
He is not of the earth
He is of the sky
He flaps his wings like a zeret bird
He goes to the sky
He goes to the sky
On the wind
On the wind

Insert generic comeback here

actually I'm half way through moby dick so...

i read light novels

the area around London, I guess. Just like when people talk about Austrian German they mostly mean Viennese

they are all gone now

sauce me

as if you were ever going to get any response other than

Still doesn't pinpoint what you're talking about. London has varied accents from PR all the way to pakis talking like jamicans.

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A book shelf should represent your ignorance not your knowledge

*pours a jar of marinara all over you*

>Look at all of thee books my mommy bought me

Lol

google 'British TV show: Naked attraction'

shit's nasty

You make me feel like a poet
I look in your eyes and I love you, I know it
You radiant angel
Light of the sun
You are the only one

can't find any stream links for naked attraction

Are those dummy books on the bottom to fill the space?

you wake up november 1st and eagerly tune into your news station of choice
>BREAKING NEWS: Merkel announces 2 year brexit extension!

What it comes down to, is, I wanted to make a post in this thread.

RP, BBC English, the same accent you hear in the news

everytime naked attraction is on telly we get a load of JFs shitting up the thread because it's apparently the most mind blowingly weird shit they've seen

female coworker lightly stroked my bum today, what the fuck do I do

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yeah well post on this:
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

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Reminder that the d*tch created it first.

fuck her hard

kant wrote an unreadable crapfest of total garbage

impossibly dull taste

no soul

she has a bf though, and I don't know what to do against thotting

>kant wrote an unreadable crapfest of total garbage

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Foc (fuck off coloreds)

eastern philosophy and spirituality is leagues ahead lets be honest

1st November will be a glorious day

Freedom, independence, a bright future ahead

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some at the time might have said he kant even write at all

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>Freedom, independence, a bright future ahead
For Scotland

how peng is ireland?

how is that hat

>Virgil, Ovid, Aristotle
>dull
Consider yourself a retard by now

sexual harassment incoming

don't shit where you eat

Thinking about Emma pooing and weeing.

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lies

yo back when we wus kids we didn’t have no books of our own i had to read menus and shit to get my philosophy yo how come a the 6 hot wings meal with chips and a can only £3 at lunch time? that’s some messed up shit y’all

>RSV Bible
grim

My ideal woman?
Red rosey cheeks
Freckles and straight teeth
Plenty of curves
And an ass that swerves

youtube.com/watch?v=s6Yyb3N9IuA

civilisation was a mistake

On October 31st I will get up and leave for work.
On November 1st I will get up and leave for work.

u r 1 fukin cheeky kant m8

kant be arsed reading any of that bollocks

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touch her bum then

Easily 10/10

solved the mind-body problem

Did your last chicken box knife crime story resonate with you?

give us are maddie back