/brit/

please lol

Might fire on all cylinders

WHYD YOU HAVE TO GO AND MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATED?!

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Wuu2

havent had a wank in 3 days and feel like i'd even fuck a fat bird now

Brexit will revive the dormant British Empire

sounds boring

any doctor eggmans in this thread?

Hi! I'm a 5ft3 primary school teacher looking for someone who enjoys exercising, a good coffee and a beer in the sunshine. I enjoy being outdoors and travelling. Not very good and sitting still or lie ins.

Rate me poetry

Doing this rn having the ol palpitations currently feel like pulling my hair out ngl

piers morgan could beat the shit out of you

beanie phil is the most powerful character in anime

I doubt that lol

how do i join the plymouth brethren

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Lmoa

too big, too strong, too fast for /brit/

what was the swans track someone posted a couple of threads ago

Just watched Naked Attraction aye?

Lad looks a bit like a prevous coworker I had. Top lad he was.

Always remember lads... the light which burns twice as long burns half as bright

Wow!

tfw

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>hurr Emma Watson hit the wall
Emma haters BTFO! Look at that cute little upturned nose.

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nice

Finna sniff some ching with the set wys?

This is my thing not yours.

the proto gf

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Human life bores me
I live in the shadows
Seeing visions of the past
Visions of the future
I know this race is doomed
The cataclysm looms
But the childlike people don't listen
They think only gold glistens
They've built their own prisons
And they'll be causted by collision

i love my country

youtu.be/9LrMiM4NfBI

So just be quiet

i beg you sort me a line

Night toil looms

Sucking a golf ball through the eye of a needle

my rent a flat in high wycombe

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there is kino art of him out there. Aesthetic man

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I’m a political “activist” not an american idol contestant

When I die
Make me a taxidermy
Fill me with fluff
Close me with pins and stuff
I'll be immortal soon enough

going to play some overwatch now

women at toil actually watch this and talk about it

you need some adversity in your life if you can play video games

thoughts lads

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Though I understand the concept of putting work into something that doesn’t give you instant gratification or guaranteed attention is foreign

Been eyeing up a move away from London but Mr Toilberg gave me a pay rise today and now it just doesn't make financial sense to move away yet. Life is suffering desu

Have bullshit my way into another position beyond my pay grade again havent I?

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Walked down the stairs just now

She looks familiar. Is she and actress?

>no stig of the dump
>no ghost hunters or whatever it was called
dropped

that's my cardio for the day!

No, you're foreign

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Haha! So true

I’m half english by blood and a commonwealth citizen

why should I care about what some old greek dude born thousands of years ago and has never seen a TV thinks?

It is missing those weird animated shows about fighting with music

chucklevision FAR too low

Have yet to see the Cosmological Argument refuted

Me live in shack
Mom give me snack
Dad give me smack

knew a couple of people who went on Raven lmao. Both did bad and got shit for it in school

Ah yes the quality content we subscribe for

doom desu

>what do you mean there are philosophic arguments for g*d??!? NOOOOOOOOO
>what do you mean greeks were theists too!! the sky fairy man was invented by dirt-eating dark age peasants because they were afraid of dying
>what do you mean I have to understand intricate ontological and metaphysical systems, concepts, and terms in order to even begin to engage in criticism of theism? NOOOOOOO I'M SUPPOSE TO JUST BE ABLE TO SAY YOU HATE SCIENCCCCCCEEE
>what do you mean Dawkins didn't refute Aquinas or Pascal and had no clue what he was talking about?? Ghahghahg Dawkins save meeee
>save me, o wise and ancient hindus--us evil white westerners only ever ripped you off in the first place
>WHAT??! advaita vedanta is a religion too???

>YOU MEAN MY BELIEF IS IN THE MINORITY AND THAT FOR THE WHOLE COURSE OF HUMAN HISTORY THERE HAVE BEEN ELABORATE SYSTEMS OF THEISM PROPOUNDED BY THE MOST INTELLIGENT MINDS OF THE HUMAN RACE? NONONONOOONOONOOOOOO

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I finished with the Greeks

these 2 broke girls are so peng

>half-caste
Back to the colony with you lad, and stay there

>Chuckle Vision that low
Obvious bait to get people upset

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>chucklevision in mid tier
behead those who insult barry desu

People who do marijuana are bad people. They're addicted to a drug.

kat dennings? fine jewish stock

its not a drug, its a plant

Genuinely find myself hating anyone I meet who orients themselves towards base pleasures like money or sex. Do not have even the slightest modicum of respect for people like that, genuinely no better than animals.

good taste from the rock

biblical god is nonsense (concept is interesting ofc)
subscribing to a religion is philosophical suicide

My flag has the same colour combination as the Canadian flag

Shut up you middle class bore I'd love to kick your teeth in

Girl poo.

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based

Why’s there cameras in me gaffe?

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Checking the stopwatch

Legs day, lads???

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Knew a girl that looks like her without the assets. proper upset

Imagine if a girl sat on your face in those pants. Bet a fart would seep on through unimpeded.

I'm not middle-class you pleb, I'm lower-middle-class

Nobody tell Owen Jones that under Labour Mayor Sadiq Khan, 98% of violent assaults are never solved.

The key to confidence is walking into a room and assuming everyone likes you.