Mom asks me when I'm going to get a girlfriend

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>No mom I've said many times Im not gay !

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iktf
>now son it's okay if you're gay
>...but you're not, are you?

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oof

Seriously though, how am I supposed to reply to this when my parents ask me?

with the truth, they'e just worried about you. Tell em that you feel fine, that you have your friends and that is just that you havent met someone who make you feel something else.

>female that brought me to this world: [...] yes, wait until he starts bring girls here...
>male that fucked the female because he couldn't hold back his animal instincts: Yeah, GIRLS, am I right user?

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>Where's your girlfriend my son?
>Oh, you don't have one?
>But how can that be, you're so handsome

Guys should I just straight out tell her that her eyes are bad ? My mother and my father are pretty people, why did I got cursed?

>with the truth,
>Tell em that you feel fine, that you have your friends and that is just that you havent met someone who make you feel something else.
haha

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with the truth, they're just worried about you. You're a perma-virgin sperg and some day you'll kill yourself out of loneliness like everyone else on the Indonesian wood carving forum you frequent

> Mother understands that girls these days are trash and is okay with me taking my time to find someone worth my fucking time

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>so user, how"s your love life?

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being ugly is not an excuse.

Whenever my uncle says this I want to throw myself out of the window, christmas shouldn't exist.

your mum knows you're a skinny pale faggot that never leaves his room and won't stop talking about identity politics so you'll never find a girl

I'm a half nigger user

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my mistake
your mum knows you're a skinny faggot that never leaves his room and won't stop talking about identity politics so you'll never find a girl

Thanks for the correction lad

I had a few, but that was years ago. My mom probably thinks I'm gay now because she's always asking why I'm not in a relationship and saying I'm getting old and need to find a woman to marry, my aunt is also annoying as fuck and every time I meet her she asks in front of the whole family "where's the girlfriend??? you're getting old, you need a girlfriend to marry!!", and she's divorced. My dad doesn't seem to care because he thinks I'm promiscuous (and I was until recently when I just stopped dating altogether). After everything I've seen I simply don't trust women anymore, you think just getting a girlfriend or sleeping around will make you happy but it ain't like that at all, you see the darkest side of women and how careless they are to their families when they're in bad marriages. I don't hate them though, it's just that part of reality that's tough to deal with it.

>Tfw Indian
>Can rely on parents to find me a wife

Feels pretty good desu

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>fuck you mom! I'm gay and I'm going to suck all the cock I can get!

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>that you have your friends
i am a loner
if i actually had friends to go out with i would find a girl

nope
what actually happens is your more socially adept friends get girls while you watch

t. once slept on a tile floor at party with no blankets or pillows while my friend slept on a couch with a hot girl under his arm giving him a handjob

>wasted my teens
>start hooking up with girls
>mom tells me "user... you don't have to sleep around for show... if you want to come out it's ok."

FUUUCK

sounds like she wants you to be gay rather than thinks you are

Nah. I spent my teens in my room the entire time and thinks the girls I bring home are "for show"

>walking out of house and say ill be back later
>dad says ''oooh going to get girls''
>mom says ''or boys teehee''

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They've stopped asking a while ago.

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>mom gets drunk and accuses me of being gay

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often parents realize it might bother you and stop asking
it's the extended family at reunions you gotta worry about

>visiting your family
lmaoing @ your life

I live with my mum and she hosts Christmas for her side of the family
no way am i getting off my ass just to see those retards for a day. literally don't know most of their names but I'm expected to give a shit about them. I sound like an angsty teen right now but it is what it is

>Mum, this is my girlfriend Alice li
>He's gotta get gook

I feel the same way. You see them once, maybe twice a year, most you don't even talk to.
I don't expect them to care about my life either.

>user you can't spend the rest of your life in front of a screen

i have a job because mommy makes me go there but i only know like 5 (out of about 80) of my coworkers names and i dont talk to any of them, lmao

>Mom asks me when I'm going to get a girlfriend
How do I even respond to this? She's done this several times in the past year.

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>maybe when I find someone I like, I haven't yet
but haha jokes on them my brain is fried and i have trust issues and the thought of being in a relationship with someone makes me wanna die so ill never find someone I like

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>mother asked if I am ever going to get girlfriend and kids only once
>told her that this wretched mudball doesn't need anymore people in it and that I am not going to condemn anyone else to live in it

>i'll love you regardless, son.
I'M NOT FUCKING GAY, MOM.

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>They don't even ask anymore

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>"son, why don't you try online dating? I keep hearing about that tinder thing"
I get 1 match every few weeks on tinder and most of the time it was by accident or I just get ghosted

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>hang out with friends
>their phones are literally beeping non-stop with tinder matches and messages
>get one match a month that either doesnt reply or unmatches
tinder is infinitely more brutal than just getting rejected like normal, it is perfectly designed to make you feel as shitty as possible about not being a chad

>Okay you are my gf now, mom

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try OkCupid

based thread

Eventually they get the picture

>no one has ever asked

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Literally told the truth that I'm really lonely person and it's hard for me to meet new people. I'm probably awkward as well.
There was no anwser or any further questions tho.

>Thinking about moving out anytime soon user?

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"I thought about it a lot since I was 18, but you fucking boomies ruined wages and home ownership."

My mum used to ask me that
Now i have a black gf and she hates me

this one bothered me too until dad killed himself
moved in with mum and it's like resetting the NEET clock. as far as she knows i've had my shit together up until now and its only because of his death that I'm a jobless failure

Reminds me of the other night
>Boomer parents watching the news (big fucking surprise)
>Report about how high rent is and how it's gonna keep increasing in LA and how it's become incredibly difficult to live alone or even move out
>2 news stories later
>Older people have noticed an increased happiness after their children moved out
>"heh, see that user?"

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God damn I saw that bullshit on news too two days ago and it pissed me off.

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They stopped asking me around the time I turned 25 or 26. Which was around the time I stopped trying, so it all worked out,

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>user why are you so interested in getting a sport handgun? you never had any interest in weapons

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Sort of wish I had a reasonable scapegoat for me to use so that I can recluse myself from everything
Sorry for you loss though, for what little my condolences are worth

>mom sees me putting underwear in the laundry bin
>user, why do your boxers have blood stains on them?
>Mom, I don't think you need to know...
>user, tell me
>It was a girl
>Oh
Mfw

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murder or pegging?

>his mom still asks

They stopped asking me around the time I finally started fucking girls and having girlfriends. I'm glad they don't ask but sometimes I just want to tell them "yeah, I'm having sex, aren't you glad dad?"

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everytime you spell mum with an O for the benefit of foreigners the Americans win

what's the point of having a gf when 80-90% of women are non attractive phisically?

Some girl started menstruating a bit while I was fucking her

company

Maybe in congolombia lmao

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Do you also say muther

i mean to your ears probably

Temporarily stave off yawning existential loneliness.

>tf
>tp

so? you can just be friends with girls. and fuck a escort once in a while.

sometimes I long for a gf, but then I see how ugly and fat (usually, both) are the wives of my old highschool friends, all of them, and I remember how hard is to find a good looking women. Even here where girls are supposed to be the hottest on Earth bla bla.

I choose to not have sex, it is to spite my boomer parents and they're sex parents and they're parents sex parents in their graves \m/

>parents coming to help me move out of my apartment after I finish my undergrad
>go buy a shirt thats too small for me at a thrift store that's pretty clearly a womans shirt
>leave it around my room
>they see it
>whose is this? this isnt yours.
>look at that and look a little confused for a second before saying oh...you can give that to (my sister) it will probably fit her
>all of the questions stopped

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yeah because Colombia is known for ugly women...

>meet any nice girls at the party?

Shut the fuck up!

so you're a bitter sperg?
sick

What are you complaining about then? You live in booty capital fren

Do your parents always go to such convoluted lengths to ask personal questions?

what was your answer then? i might need to say taht to my mum

based

singles and I get a pc this year