Noooooo mommy i don't want to read quran

>noooooo mommy i don't want to read quran

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Do chickpeas also have estrogen?

literally me when I was a kid

fuck you

>you can't just throw bacon at my mosque you pesky infidels!

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my friend did that once, he bought a cheap drone from aliexpress and used it to drop salo on a mosque

>fuck you

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Based

The Quran is fucking boring. Literally rule1, rule 4, rule 303.

thats racist

i once read a couple of pages to compare it with the bible and it was shit no real story only fucking verses which are nonsense. bible has a real narritve

Vedas and other Hindu scriptures have the best stories, fuck Abr*h*mics

your friend is ok

imagine being a poo and being proud of being conquered by aryans and appropriating their religion and scripture

>Yes mommy, I will read the bible with pride because I am a proud catholic

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NO DON'T TELL MY FAMILY ABOUT MY NEW LIFESTYLE IN AMERICA THEY WILL DISOWN ME

>he bought a cheap drone from aliexpress and used it to drop salo on a mosque
russian military standard then

IMAGINE RECITING THE QURAN MEMORIZED

Allow me to impress you, ahem*
INSHALLAH ALLAHUUUUU AKVARRRRRRRRR

BISMILLLAHHHHHHHHHH ALHAMDUILLAAHHHHHH
ALLLAHHHHUUUUUUUUU AKBBAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

Actually not only the Bible is interesting. The stories are fun and captivating to be honest.

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not the dude you were talking to, but I really agree, actually. The tales told in religious scriptures aren't just shallow stories written by senile old men, they're great tales of love, war, and faith. I ain't Christian or anything, but I'm a sucker for them biblical writings. I love learning about stuff like the Ars Goetia and reading those very entertaining stories in the bible, like my personal favorite, the book of Daniel. MENE,MENE,TEKEL,UPHARSIN